The party finds but a few gold 10 in total spread amongst the Kobolds. Behind the cart you find 3 more dead Kobolds and 3 dead humans. One of the humans looks like a decent fighter with an empty quiver. The one Kobold had a light crossbow with no bolts. You assume he took it from the dead dude.
You find 8 more gold between the three humans. The back of the cart reads Gary's Greenest Greens of Greenest inside you find a plethora of broken pipes and bongs and tons of shattered jars of pot. You find that one kobold has glad shards in his feet and 2 quarters of sweet kush in unbroken jars as well as a bubbler and 2 one hitters.
Because you are taking your time doing this and nothing is hidden you find everything of value you independent investigation roles can be used by you all to determine what percentage each person found or you can do even split that's on you guys.
Augustus wincing from the pain in his hip defying logic makes an attempt to remove the skeleton of the dying kobold in front of him by way of anal extraction. Through sheer might he is able to get his hand inside this tiny creature splitting it wide open and doing so. He grabs onto the base of his tail and pulls with as much strength as he can muster. He pulled so hard that he farts very loudly. He gets a slightly worried look on his face before exclaiming "haha I did it! That will teach you what for!" The tail is fully separated in his hand at this point and decides to quit while he is behind with a victory somehow. He then attempts to clean his kobold blood and shit covered hand off.
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Agustus throws the skeleton into the puddle of vomit that Phineas is creating. "Where's ye god now teifling?"
Augustus continues to clean his hands and takes a seat with the party. "Lets rest an hour and then get back on the road. Pass me some of that pain relief me halfling companion."
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As my drum rendition of “Jesus walks” by Kanye West comes to an end, I say “the whistle of the wind draws us onward!! Let us journey now stoned out of our ******* minds to Greenrest, and find someone who has an idea of why these ******* kobold pussies are out in the daylight actin bold as shit” I put my drum away and do a bump of witches *******. 11 To how gnarly of a bump I take.
As my drum rendition of “Jesus walks” by Kanye West comes to an end, I say “the whistle of the wind draws us onward!! Let us journey now stoned out of our ******* minds to Greenrest, and find someone who has an idea of why these ******* kobold pussies are out in the daylight actin bold as shit” I put my drum away and do a bump of witches *******. 7 To how gnarly of a bump I take.
Any conversations that aren't concluded can be retconned.
For now everyone has finished their short rest, smoked their balls played their drums contemplated their failures and addressed their wounds.
The party agrees they may as well stay together to greenest at least. As long as nothing else keeps them they figure can still make it to town near sundown.
Sundown is approaching when you top a rise and see the town of Greenest just a few short miles away. But instead of the pleasant, welcoming town you expected, you see columns of black smoke rising from burning buildings, running figures that are little more than dots at this distance, and a dark, winged shape wheeling low over the keep that rises above the center of the town. Greenest is being attacked by a dragon!
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i use investigation in the general area 5 +4
can i get a roll above 10 ffs
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The party finds but a few gold 10 in total spread amongst the Kobolds. Behind the cart you find 3 more dead Kobolds and 3 dead humans. One of the humans looks like a decent fighter with an empty quiver. The one Kobold had a light crossbow with no bolts. You assume he took it from the dead dude.
You find 8 more gold between the three humans. The back of the cart reads Gary's Greenest Greens of Greenest inside you find a plethora of broken pipes and bongs and tons of shattered jars of pot. You find that one kobold has glad shards in his feet and 2 quarters of sweet kush in unbroken jars as well as a bubbler and 2 one hitters.
One kobold has a broken compass half a map and a note that in draconic says today's date
Because you are taking your time doing this and nothing is hidden you find everything of value you independent investigation roles can be used by you all to determine what percentage each person found or you can do even split that's on you guys.
You all gain 25 experience points
how does exp work with digital character sheets
Augustus wincing from the pain in his hip defying logic makes an attempt to remove the skeleton of the dying kobold in front of him by way of anal extraction. Through sheer might he is able to get his hand inside this tiny creature splitting it wide open and doing so. He grabs onto the base of his tail and pulls with as much strength as he can muster. He pulled so hard that he farts very loudly. He gets a slightly worried look on his face before exclaiming "haha I did it! That will teach you what for!" The tail is fully separated in his hand at this point and decides to quit while he is behind with a victory somehow. He then attempts to clean his kobold blood and shit covered hand off.
"I may have over reacted to his assualt." Augustus chuckles to himself.
Phineas vomits
I’d like some of that sweet Cush and the bubbler.
Agustus throws the skeleton into the puddle of vomit that Phineas is creating. "Where's ye god now teifling?"
Augustus continues to clean his hands and takes a seat with the party. "Lets rest an hour and then get back on the road. Pass me some of that pain relief me halfling companion."
hit dice healing: 2
As my drum rendition of “Jesus walks” by Kanye West comes to an end, I say “the whistle of the wind draws us onward!! Let us journey now stoned out of our ******* minds to Greenrest, and find someone who has an idea of why these ******* kobold pussies are out in the daylight actin bold as shit” I put my drum away and do a bump of witches *******. 11 To how gnarly of a bump I take.
Not very gnarly but it keeps you going
Augustus. You only separated the tail.
Phineas wipes the vomit from his mouth and groans out, “Pelor give me strength’”
Any conversations that aren't concluded can be retconned.
For now everyone has finished their short rest, smoked their balls played their drums contemplated their failures and addressed their wounds.
The party agrees they may as well stay together to greenest at least. As long as nothing else keeps them they figure can still make it to town near sundown.
Sundown is approaching when you top a rise and see the town of Greenest just a few short miles away. But instead of the pleasant, welcoming town you expected, you see columns of black smoke rising from burning buildings, running figures that are little more than dots at this distance, and a dark, winged shape wheeling low over the keep that rises above the center of the town. Greenest is being attacked by a dragon!