9 *cough* *splutter* "Down.... boy...."

too late to ask for a map or a napkin drawing of what's going on... :D

(so the chomp was from last round?)

Seeing Yul go down, Endurance flies into a rage (thematically only, no barbarian here) and swipes 3 more times hoping to actually hit this time. 

Reaction: Riposte: Attack: 8 Damage: 7

Action: Attack: 7 Damage: 5

Bonus action: Attack: 6 Damage: 4

(What is happening here. This is mathematically impossible. (well highly improbable) I think I have been cursed, literally!!! )

AH! I accidentally made 4 attacks. Opps Fixed now.

It made 1 chomp, 2 algae attacks and I removed the 3rd attack on Endurance because that was a mistake. Sorry.

@Numberry.

There's not much to draw in terms of a map. Glory and Endruance are within 5ft of the creature. Yuldra is also within 5ft but unconscious [The creature, can use it's movement to move a grappled one target (Yul) instead of moving itself]. Varis used his Rogue abilities to move out of range of the algae and the chomp.

@Swift If you've expended a die for Riposte, you may get that die back because DM's error.

Endurance makes another manic swing but the creature blocks all of his attacks with the large algae.

Glory and Varis' turn.

(If I roll another nat 1, Endurance will be placing his swords in the ground, going to the ex pup and hugging it. I mean it won't be any less effective) 

You're lucky this game doesn't have a crit/fumble table and that you don't take sanity damage for fumbles.

I would be insane if sanity damage happened 

Sanity Damage 10 + 3 for first fail

Varis dashes back in for another hit and run attack:

Attack: 13 Damage: 7 sneak attack: 6

Eyeing that damn algae, he gets out of range again

(I'm redubbing this campaign Durath and the Tale of the No Good, Terrible, Horrible Attack Rolls From the Party)

Glory stabs the algae creature, then with a word, teleports out of range, then moving as far as she can. (about 60ft. away)
Longsword: Attack: 11 Damage: 12

Crit! Thanks Hexblade's Curse! 6

(I don't know what you all are talking about my attack rolls are fine. Damage is a little meh this round though.)

Crit Sanity Heal: 2

[Bad Internet. Can't view character sheets. Will post monster's actions later]

Creature attacks Varis. Varis has 30ft of movement which becomes 60ft if he uses bonus action: Dash. I can't see anyway for him to leave the creature's 30ft attack range.

Algae Vs Varis: 21 Dmg: 15

Algae Vs Enudrance: 20 Dmg: 16

Algae Vs Enudrance: 27 Dmg: 15

As Varis begins to fall back, one of the Algae stretches and strikes him at the back of his head, knocking him out. (DEATH SAVE)

The other algae then begin to whip Endurance but his armor absorbs the blows.

Yuldra and Varis Death save. (Failed saves equal 1d6 Sanity Damage.)

Glory and Endurance's turn.

Nobody likes a braggart Charwoman.

Death save: 10

(barely pulled that one off)

Rage against the dying of the light! 13 -> Yeah! What do we say to the man in the Adventurer-brand glue factory? Not Today!

Let's try this again:

Reaction: Riposte: Attack: 13 Damage: 10

Action: Attack: 12 Damage: 8

Bonus action: Attack: 12 Damage: 10

 Better... 

With another flurry of swings, Endurance finally manages to bring the creature down. It lets out a distorted and gurgly howl before crashing to the ground.

Everyone gets 500 XP from this battle (I will now add it to your character sheet).

You are out of initiative.

What do you do?

Varis valiantly attempts to not die before someone can stabilize him

Yuldra sees her brother beckon her towards the light. **** off Camry, you prick. You're not even dead yet, I am, don't you dare try to steal this moment from me! Get out of my gods damned spotlight!

(Changed her brother's name so it doesn't sound like I'm attack Varis - Couldn't find another small japanese car starting with a  Y :( )

I guess Endurance will attempt to stabilise, 15, 11 (takes two attempts to stabilise Varis)

Varis needs to roll 1 more death save due to the 1st failed attempt. Does Glory attempt to stabilize Yul?