Kilzire grabs his trusty maul and takes a strong swing at the beasts head

Attack: 15 Damage: 9

//Note:edited cuz I did some bs with the dice lol mb//

(Kilzier's Maul smashes into the Giant Boar's head, a sickening crunch heard as blood starts pouring from the dented, gaping cranium.) 

(Alistar steps up and quickly tries to finish off the injured beast!)

2

5

4

(The magical darts pierce the already badly hurt Boar's head. He lets out a loud scream before falling over dead. The party has successfully survived their first encounter.)

What do you all do?

Kilzire walks up to the dead boars and starts breaking off their tusks.

"As trophies.", he says. "Maybe we can sell them as well. You guys should skin them too, their hide should be worth some coin I suppose"

//Edited cuz typo//

Silental glares at Kilzire with a mad look in her eyes

- (talking to herself) Angel, did this guy just steal my trophy? Did he seriously?

- Yeah sure, why don't you do that while i keep an eye on the road, i'm sure that will take a while, might as well stand watch if some more decide to show up.

perception:5

OH GOD DAMM IT CMN, ITS LIKE THE 4º ONE I GET WHAT THE HELL

Mialee will walk over to the boars bodies, looking them over and attempt to skin them and pack some of the meat/bones as well. “We shouldn’t let any of it go to waste if we can. I don’t enjoy killing senselessly. Thank you for your nourishment.” She speaks to the boars as she works on them. 

Survival: 20

//I should've probably rolled survival too so here goes//

Survival:14

(Kilzire breaks off the tusks from the Boars quite skillfully and easily.

Silental moves forward and tries to scan for any further danger. She strains, then goes to rub her eye and accidentally pokes herself in the eye! She staggers around in pain before trying to watch again, but sees nothing.

Mialee tries to skin the Boar and cut up some meat, but just destroys the poor beast's hide, rendering it unusable. She doesn't know what she's doing with the meat, either, and only manages to salvage a tiny bit of meat for everybody to have a somewhat respectable meal.

The party rests and enjoys their flame grilled meal of Boar meat. Taking turns on the watch and being generally helpful of one another, the night passes uneventfully.

In the morning, everyone awakens bright and early, refreshed and ready to continue their quest. They make their preparations for the day. You are all able to pick up the trail and continue following it without much trouble. The party keeps tracking the goblins for several hours, until they come very close to a clearing a little after noon. Silental, being a Wood Elf who is a little more used to the terrain, scouts ahead just a little bit. You all can see as well, but she's closer. As she reaches the edge of the forest, she comes across this:)

(About 100 feet ahead, you see 2 goblins guarding a stone entrance. The goblin on the right looks like a serious little fellow, an intense look on his face as his eyes periodically scan the perimeter on the south side.

The goblin on the left, however, does not seem to be taking his assignment too seriously. He seems to be amusing himself with a dirty goblin magazine, hooting and hollering as he unfolds the centerfold and tries to show it to his more serious compatriot, who is visibly annoyed at his antics. They start arguing in goblin.)

Spoiler for Silental

(The rest of you all hear gibberish, but the serious one seems to be angry at the lazy one.)

More Spoilers for Silental:

(The tension between the two goblins seems to be eased. The serious one almost cracks a smile. The lazy goblin goes back to his post, sits on a stump, gives a quick glance to the area he's supposed to be patrolling, then goes back to his magazine.)

You're all still far enough away from the Goblins where you don't really need to be too stealthy. From the edge of the forest to the Goblins is about 150 feet. From that upper forest to the Goblins it's about 70 feet. I'll say you can get to the edge of the forest unnoticed without having to roll stealth, but if you want to sneak past the edge you're going to have to roll for stealth. )

 DMs note: Sorry for borrowing one of your characters, it's just the fastest way to get to the more interesting point of the story. You all are where the word "Party" is on the drawing. Also, congrats on rolling your first Critical Failures! LOL When that happens, it's at the DMs discretion what the results will be, but it'll usually be something silly. Just FYI. :)

Kilzire suggests:"If we split up into groups of two, and one group sneaks to the upper forest, we could lure them to away from their post into a crossfire."

//Don't let mialee roll sneak tho we don't want another 1 omegalul jk//

i tell the party all that info yadda yadda x)

- So they are doing some kind of ritual with the kid, they plan to kill her so we need to move and we need to move fast and stealthy. One of the guards isn't paying atention, the one on the left, so it would be much easier to sneak past him since he doesn't give two shits bout his job. The one on the right however might be a bigger problem, he seems really serious and takes his job seriously. We have few option, we either try to sneak arround and ambush them which should give us an advantadge and maybe we can take them out without a sound or alarm, or we can try to sneak behind them or even we can try, as Kilzire said, to lure them into the woods, which would also give us an advantadge but they would be on high alert. I have no problems sneaking in the woods, i'm a wood elf after all, but you might have some more problems, i'm pretty much a stealth god.

Mialee looks around at the terrain before the group.  “My suggestion to to approach from the upper forest over there to ambush the lazy one. This will however put us at a bad angle for the more serious of the two.” She is proud of the amount of meat she carved from the boar unaware of if it was a good or bad haul. “We should get moving since it appears to be more urgent now.”

- To be honest i think we should get the serious one first, and if we manage to take him quietly the lazy one might not even notice, and that would be an enormous advantage.

"I agree with Silental to be quite honest, though it will be a lot tougher taking him out without any cover"

//well let's hope we get a good sneak roll from silental lul//

“Alright let’s agree to disagree. You two take out the serious and I’ll sneak up on the lazy one.” Mialee begins to walk off stealthily to cross into the upper forest.

stealth check: 19

- Alright

i sneak to get close enough to the serious one

10

god damm i am having no luck with these rolls jesus im unlucky dafuq

Kilzire tries to quietly follow Silental

Sneak:5

//who's the sneaky elf rouge now biatch? XD//

//shut up edgy, im getting really unlucky lmao >:V BUT IRL U BET UR ASS I CAN SNEAKY BEHIND U LIKE A NINJA lets make an experiment ill roll my stelth again and lets see if im still unlucky (the roll doesnt count for anything lmao its just to see my shitty luck)

19

a 9, jfc how unlucky am i? dafuq XD

*shrug* seems like you're a little..... not sneaky >:))

jk please let me live :(

i am behind you rn.

OMAE WA MOU

S H I N D E I R U

Silental, please clarify what you meant. You're at the edge of the forest. Between you and the Goblins there is nothing but a clearing, no cover at all. How exactly were you trying to sneak up on the Serious One? 

Also, Kilzire, my fault for not mentioning it earlier, but you have Disadvantage on Stealth Rolls because of your chainmail, so please roll another Stealth Roll and we're going to use the lower one.

Alistar hangs back by the Treeline, a grin on his face giving off the impression he's got a trick up his sleeve.