The Exploits of Misfit Company

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(117),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Kashasaurus will whip her tail at Anubis1 and then try to bite it!

Attack: 15 Damage: 21 plus 2

Attack: 14 Damage: 31 plus 3

I forgot that Obsidian is helping. 19

Both attacks hit and the anubis is grappled and restrained as the Kashasaurus holds it between her teeth and gnaws on it like a chew toy.

Vastra sends six magic missiles at the trapped Anubis.

25

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Anubis3 continues to be a slug. It's really gross.

Anubis1 will attempt to break free from the Kashasaurus' jaws!

21

It does not!

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Hoodini Helps Yvan for the on going battle.

Bless still active for those who want to use it/can use it: Stella, Yvan, Kasha, Vastra

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

The Anubis will attempt to shoot at Bixby and Vastra

Wisdom:19 minus 1

It can!

Attack: 16 Damage: 16 minus 1

On Vastra

Attack: 29 Damage: 20 minus 3

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

With Anubis1 in her jaws, Kashasaurus shakes it violently back and forth, indeed, like a chew toy. "GGrgRGrGRRG!!" she growls loudly, drooling.

Bixby narrowly sidesteps the beam. "They are getting close. But-..." He surveys the battlefield once more, and in seeing Vastra the next in need, he races on over, shaking his revitilizer until at last it could be pressed into her side, transferring the peculiar radiation more readily into her wounds than it did any minor scraps he'd earned over the journey.

Action: Cast (4th level) Revitilizer on Vastra, restoring 21. 

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Anubis 5 shoots at Alys and Yvan

Attack: 13 Damage: 21 minus 3

On Yvan

Attack: 13 Damage: 27 minus 2

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Stella keeps trying to kill Anubis 5.

Sneak: 25 Damage: 17

Attack: 19 Damage: 10

*****: 20

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(131),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),CorruptedAnubis1(8)(34),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Stella hits!

Kasha will continue to gnaw on Anubis1!

Attack: 30 plus 2Damage: 24

Then she whips at Anubis5!

Attack: 11 plus 2 Damage: 12

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(67),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Yvan refocuses himself once he feels Alys' magic wash over him like a gentle wave. He takes a breath, being sure to thank the wizard for the aid before bringing his sword down on Anubis5 with Hoodini's help!

Hooters is hiring
Attack: 26 Damage: 11 + Bless Bless Baby (on the attack rolls) 2 + 1 cold damage on hit
Attack: 29 Damage: 15 + BBB 4 + 3 cold damage

And he thinks he's replaceable... B's always been a more effective healer than her. She had only been a mimic, or 'faked it until she made it' kind of thing. A small smile tugged at her cheeks having watched Bixby rush to Vastra's aid as well. Alys supposed she may have been expending her magic faster than necessary, and it not turning out to be the best she's done.

Alys will hurl a Fire bolt at nub5.

Attack: 19 Damage: 14

RAGE! HUNGRY! FOOD! EAT!

Not that one.

NOT THAT ONE! ATTACK! SLASH! BITE!

YEARS AGO

"Oh, my GOD, i'm so ****ED!" Kasha whimpered as she walked on the street back to her house. "My dad's gonna KIRRA meh."
"You HAD to snoop on them. You're such a feminist!" the pig chastised. 
"I'm not a feminist!" Kasha cried, "I love women! And, my dad's gonna talk to Farmer John, we're all gonna get grounded, and we won't be able to go to Layla's party! We're ****ED!"
The duck smiled. Kasha noticed and grew more worried. "Why are you smiling!?" she barked. "This is actually all YOUR fault!"
Quacky whipped out a small backpack. How, was left to interpretation. "This..." Quacky said, nodding to the backpack. "..is leverage."

They spilled the contents of it on to the table when they got back to Kasha's house. A couple of items stood out from the rest. Quacky picked up what appeared to be a small rag. It was partially soiled.

"Ho ho ho!" the duck said, as if he found treasure. "Bazinga!"
"What is it?" the pig asked, perplexed.
"I have no idea." Quacky quickly admitted.
Kasha said, "That's a tampon."
"What's it for?" Pig asked.
"Girls shove these up their butts to stop babies from coming out." she said sagely. "Another girl at school told me so."
Quacky dropped it.
Pig was amazed. "The human body is truly a mystery."
"Look, we gotta find something good in here so I can get MY backpack back!" she said, worried. "Help me find something else in this crap!"

Bixby(25),CorruptedAnubis5(22)(34),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Vastra fires six magic missiles at Anubis5!

24

Aryn releases her ice breath on the Anubis!

20

 Con: 18

Anubis5 dies!

Bixby(25),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Anubis2 shoots at Stella and Yvan!

Attack: 29 minus 4 Damage: 38

On Yvan

Attack: 15 minus 2 Damage: 28

Bixby(25),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(145)

Done with her previous chew toy, Kashasaurus finds another one to play with. Violently. Anubis3.

BITE Attack: 27 Damage: 48 + 2 to hit.
If the target is a Medium or smaller creature, it is grappled (escape DC 17).
TAIL Attack: 12 Damage: 25 + 4 to hit.

Bite advantage roll: 27

Stella switches over to Anubis 2.

Attack: 14 Damage: 16, bless 4

Attack: 11 Damage: 10, bless 2

Sneak Attack: 26

A guttural growl emits from the back of Yvan's throat at the last blast on him, retaliating immediately on Anubis2!

Yvan has some big ol' honkers:
Attack: 24 Damage: 14 + and is absolutely CAKED #Blessed (on the attack rolls) 2 + 8 cold damage on hit
Attack: 20 Damage: 16 + DOUBLE D'S BABY 2 + 7 cold damage

Kasha had skipped secondary school with Quacky and Piggy just to get into the library. It was a long walk from town into Waterdeep, but the quest to learn how to kiss continued.

"Type 'kissing'. Oh! Nonono! 'boobs'!" Kasha suggested to Quacky as her and Piggy looked at the arcane readout. Kookle displayed the results. They weren't promising. "Breast exams..how to find a bra that fits..Hhhhh.." Kasha sighed "..this isn't it." Then Piggy gasped. "I have an idea!"

He typed a word to look up. "PORB"
"Oops.."
He corrected the word, and the readout displayed something much different. They all squinted and looked at the results. "Are you eighteen or older?" Piggy asked, reading it.
"I'm gonna push 'YES'.." Kasha ventured.
"We're not eighteen or older!" Quacky honked. "This could go on our permanent record..!"
Kasha hit the arcane button. A video played. A man on a bed, dressed. A woman entering the room, barely dressed. "I'm your stepmother!" the woman said. "You are NOT supposed to be looking at me in the shower!" The man was very sorry. "Don't tell my dad!" he pleaded. "He'll make me quit the sports team!" He didn't look very sorry. The woman was furious. Or pretending to be. "Get up! Get..UP!" she ordered. The man got up.
"He's in trouble.." Quacky muttered.
"You deserve a punishment! Pull down your pants!" the girl commanded.
"Is this what happens when you get a stepmom?" Piggy asked, looking to Kasha. All three of them leaned in and watched some more. 

"Ewwww!"
"Ewwww!"
"Ewwww!"

"Uccchhh!" Piggy said, grossed. "There's no WAY that's gonna fit in there.."
"Get out of there, girl!" Quacky yelled.
"Where did his hand go?!" Kasha screamed.

After about three seconds of loud screaming, Kasha fumbled wildly and frantically to close the arcane display, and, tripping over each other, the three ran out of the library.

Bixby(25),Obsidian(22),Vastra(17),Yvan(16),Stella(14),Aryn(14),Kasha(13),Alys(12)CorruptedAnubis3(10)(179),Hoodini(8),CorruptedAnubis2(5)(56)

Bixby grimaces as a wand gets pulled out. "I had really hoped to conserve more of strength. But here goes nothing." With a flick of the wrist and a twist, 9 bolts fly out the tip with such ferocity as to nearly knock bixby off his feet. Somehow he endures long enough to keep conducting them on a deadly course for the sole remaining ex-guardian.

Action: Cast (7th level)Magic Missile from wand of magic missile, inflicting 2 times 9 for 18 points of Force damage to Anubis(2).

Is Wand Destroyed(DC 1): 11.

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(Oh! Am I supposed to roll for expending my Missile wand on the wormie? Does it ‘refill’ it’s magic on its own? How does this one work? Cause it’s different than my Healy wand yes? I should just bug you in discord...)

Alys would chew on her lip. After those last hits on Stella and Yvan, she wanted to run to their sides to tend to them. But a part of her felt like she was expected to finish off the non slugged Anubis. The wizard would stand there contemplating something that truly shouldn’t be such a hard decision. 

The elf’s eyes will cloud over in white as she’d reach into A5’s mind, raking it with horrors.

Mind Spike DC wis 16 for half Damage: 28

Alys will feel her divination magic rejuvenate. She’d immediately pull from those reserves to send a Healing Word to Yvan

Healing: 20