The Exploits of Misfit Company

Dex: 8
Dex:15
Dex:4
Dex:19

Cha:7
Cha:9
Cha:14

Stella attacks Statue1.

Attack: 29 Damage: 21

Attack: 25 Damage: 9

Snek: 20

"Oh... So that's where you've been hiding..." Yvan notes when Hoodini pops out from under his furs, a slight upturn at the corner of his lip. "You should check in with Alys some time... She misses you." When the owl flutters out from under his cloak and is a safe distance away, Yvan takes a deep breath and enters a silent rage.

BA - Rage - Magic Surge: 5

Necrotic energy bursts from you. Each creature within 30 feet of you takes 3 necrotic damage, and you gain temporary hit points equal to the sum of the necrotic damage dealt to the creatures.

After the wave, the goliath moves to attack Statue1 along with Stella!

Attack 1 - Attack: 23 Damage: 19
Attack 2 - Attack: 27 Damage: 17
Forgot Bless! 4, 4

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1(15)(143),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2(7)(225),Statue3(7)(225)Statue4(2)(225)

Vastra casts Vitriolic Sphere

20 

Statue1:7 minus 3
Statue2:0 minus 2
Statue3:10 minus 1
Statue4:8 

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1(15)(130),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2(7)(198),Statue3(7)(212), Statue4(2)(198)

17

Statue1 attacks Vastra and Stella!

On Vastra

Attack: 15 minus 1 Damage: 22

On Stella

Attack: 14 minus 1 Damage: 20

Statue2 attacks Alys and Kasha

On Alys

Attack: 30 minus 2 Damage: 27

On Kasha

Attack: 20 minus 2 Damage: 23

Statue3 attacks Yvan and Bixby

On Yvan

Attack: 31 minus 3 Damage: 23

On Bixby

Attack: 14 minus 2 Damage: 21

Statue4 breathes fire. Everyone make a DC16 Dex Save to take half of 17

 Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1(15)(118),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2(7)(186),Statue3(7)(212), Statue4(2)(186)

Dex ST: 13

Stella whacks Statue1.

Attack: 25 Damage: 20, bless 4

Attack: 21 Damage: 10, bless 3

Snek: 15

Dex Save(DC 16): 15.

Conc. Save for Bane(DC 10): 12.

Bixby sidestepped one statue's strike by the narrowest of margins. Off-balanced as a result, the flames wash over him before he can do more than turn away from the worst of it, protecting his face. "Oh.... now that stung." He states in between coughs. "Which is saying a lot more than your friends there. One couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, and the other's head is so big, it looks as if he might topple over on his own at any time." He adds calmly, tearing apart at whatever magic gave the statues the drive to act.

He then utters another nonsensical sound that could've been a word, and yet miraculously resonated with the very being of Bixby and Vastra, mending their wounds.

Bonus Action: Cast (2nd level)Healing Word, augmenting it with Twinned Metamagic(2sp) to target both himself and Vastra. Both regain 8(Bix) and 7(Vastra) HP.

Action: Cast (Cantrip)Diss Track(Wis 15), augmented with Twinned Metamagic(1sp) to affect both Statue(3) and Statue(2). Both need to make the save OR take 9(3) and 9(1) Psychic damage respectively and have disadvantage on next attack roll.

When Statue4 breathes fire, a dark green force of energy bursts from Yvan at the creature itself!

Reaction - Arcane Rebuke: 12 force damage on Statue4! 
Dex save: 19

The goliath then continues attacking Statue1 with Hoodini's help and Alys' blessing!

Attack 1 - Attack: 30 Damage: 26 + Bless 3
Attack 2 - Attack: 24 Damage: 17 + Bless 2

I forgot bless on the save: 1

And brutal critical damages: 2, 6

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1FAERIEFIRED(15)(28),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(186),Statue3FAERIEFIRED(7)(212), Statue4(2)(175)

Statue2:18
Statue3:9

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1FAERIEFIRED(15)(28),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(186),Statue3FAERIEFIRED(7)(25), Statue4(2)(175)

Dex: 18

Like a deflected basketball in a game of hoops, Kasha got hit, bounced a few times, and skid to a halt on the ground. Moaning, she rolled over on her back.

”Ok, you *****.” she rumbled. “NOW it’s dino time.”

A deafening roar announced the entrance of the Kashasaurus. Intelligent thought reverted to primal and instinctive actions as the thundered towards Obsidian, scooping him up with her head and launching him into the air to land on her neck. She diverted her trajectory and lumbered menacingly towards a statue with Faerie Fire, not caring who was in her way, her bright green eyes full of anger, hunger, and death.

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1FAERIEFIRED(15)(28),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(186),Statue3FAERIEFIRED(7)(25), Statue4(2)(175)

Vastra fires four magic missiles at Statue1

13

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1FAERIEFIRED(15)(15),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(186),Statue3FAERIEFIRED(7)(25), Statue4(2)(175)

Statue1 attacks Alys and Kashasaurus!

Attack: 26 minus 1 Damage: 26

On Kashasaurus

Attack: 17 minus 4 Damage: 34

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1FAERIEFIRED(15)(15),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(186),Statue3FAERIEFIRED(7)(25), Statue4(2)(175)

Hoodini helps Yvan. 

Alys would reach a hand out as if to put a stop to the statues attacks against her. They both smack against an invisible barrier.

Reaction: Shield

The blonde would scan the battlefield, and after some safety calculations, she’ll call upon a fireball to hurl against the statues. 

Attack: Fireball Dex 16 for half Damage: 27 

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Statue1FAERIEFIRED(15)(15),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(186),Statue3FAERIEFIRED(7)(25), Statue4(2)(175)

Statue1:11 minus 3 
Statue2:3 minus 3
Statue3:14 minus 4
Statue4:0 

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(159),Statue4(2)(158)

Statue2 attacks Vastra and Yvan

On Vastra

Attack: 14 minus 4 Damage: 36

On Yvan

Attack: 14 minus 1 Damage: 24

Statue 4 attacks Stella and Bixby

On Stella

Attack: 22  Damage: 28

On Bixby

Attack: 12 Damage: 20

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(159),Statue4(2)(158)

Stella does the whacky whack while Obsidian helps Kasha.

Attack: 21 Damage: 16

Attack: 17 Damage: 8

Sneaky: 15

Oh yeah bless: 1, 3

Conc. for David Bane(DC 10): 23.

As blood spills again Bixby's eyes turn black. "Enough." He demanded, as he lunged forth with hands outstretched for the statues. Wherever they should make contact, a black handprint remains and grows upon statue bodies, sapping much of the magic fueling their animation.

Bonus Action: Convert (2nd level)Spell slot into 2 Sorcery Points.

Action: Cast (1st level)Touch of Death, augmenting it with Twinned Metamagic(1sp) to target both Statues.
Statue#2 - Attack: 21 Damage: 17 of Necrotic.
Statue#4 - Attack: 18 Damage: 11 of Necrotic.

Kashasaurus decided that Statue2 will be her new chew toy. She opened her jaw wide and took a bite.

Bite Attack: 15 Damage: 34
If the target is a Medium or smaller creature, it is grappled (escape DC 17).
Tail Attack: 26 Damage: 24

Alys would push her glasses up on her nose. With a quick flick of her wrist, she’d simply call upon a Fire bolt to strike the fluorescent butterfly coated Statue 2.

Attack: 27 Damage: 24 

Since it seemed that the group had Statue2 pretty taken care of, Yvan shifts focus onto Statue4 with Hoodini's assistance!

Attack 1 - Attack: 16 Damage: 14 + Bless 2 + The ******* Ice damage I keep forgetting about 1
Attack 2 - Attack: 28 Damage: 17 + Bless 3 + Ice Damage 1

Brute Crit: 4

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue2FAERIEFIRED(7)(159),Statue4(2)(158)

Vastra casts Fireball and destroys Statue2

31

Statue4: 13

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue4(2)(127)

Statue4 attacks Yvan and the Kashasaurus!

Attack: 27 Damage: 19

On Kasha

Attack: 24 Damage: 17

Kasha(22),Stella(22),Bixby(21),Vastra(19),Yvan(18),Obsidian(16),Hoodini(14),Alys(13),Statue4(2)(127)

Stella attacks Statue 4.

Attack: 13 Damage: 18, bless 3

Attack: 21 Damage: 14, bless 1

Sneaky: 20