"Maybe!" Kasha blurts, then does her best wrestler impression, acting all beefy and tough: "Hey freakshow!" she says to a pretend opponent. "You're goin NOwhere. I gotchoo for THREE MINUTES! Three minutes of..PLAY TIME..." she says, wiggling her fingers, then drops the act and laughs. "Ha! Just kidding, i'm not scary!"

Kasha: Janira chuckles at your imitation of Bonesaw, who definitely exists in this universe. "You're pretty cute. I finish up in a few hours and I'm staying at the Ramble House in town. Stop by and have a few drinks if you want. Your friend can come too, if he's feeling more talkative then."

Everyone else: You all go searching for some weapons for Yvan and Furlong and it takes you to the forge of an eccentric human in his mid-30s. His white hair is all in a mess and atop his glasses are a set of telescopic spectacles. All over his shop are open books on transmutation and enhancing weapons. "Ah, customers! My name is Dio and this is my shop. How can I be of assistance to you today?" 

Kasha nods her head happily in a comical manner and gets off Yvan and joins the rest of the group.

Alys' eyes would go wide when she sees the books on transmutation. She'd fix her glasses, "Hi Dio. I'm Alys." and she'd bow her head to the shop keeper, "I believe my friends are looking for some weapons."

She'd glance over at the books again a few times before pointing to them, "I have to ask... Can customers read those?"

Furlong will smile at the sight of the smith's spectacles. "Hmm...quite. Well, good sir, my large friend and I are in the market for a few choice items. Erm, more specifically, I have interest in items of a rather magical persuasion, should you carry them."

Alys: "No no, I'm afraid not. Those contain valuable trade secrets. I can't just let the world know them." 

Furlong: "What kind of magical items, my elderly friend?"

Kasha looks around and tilts her head to read the book spines. She doesn't touch anything, just keeps her hands behind her back and resists touching anything that looks remotely breakable. 

Kasha: As you try your damnedest to not touch anything breakable, you notice two things: 1. The sign over the door with "YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT" written on it. and 2. That many of these things are made out of gears and sprockets and other curious technological items that you don't know about due to your druidic upbringing.

"Of course." Alys would bow her head and side step away to allow Furlong to shop for his items. She'd shimmy beside Kesha, keeping her hands behind her back in the same manner to look along with her.

Curiosity and ignorance were too horrible things in this place. Kasha smiled brightly as Alys shimmied on next to her. Slowly, she pointed to the angry sign with the big red mad letters. She nodded to Alys slowly, sagely, understandingly - letting her know that she completely and 100% planned on following that rule. Yes. 100%. Completely.

Similar to Kasha, Yvan avoiders touching or even looking at anything remotely fragile in the shop. He lets Furlong do the talking.

Stella glances around the shop thoughtfully, then neatly clamps a hand down on Obsidian before he springs at an intriguing looking clockwork dagger that's ticking softly.

"Well a few things, possibly. I could use some lenses for my glasses that help me see in the dark. Also curious if you might have any magic apparel that would make me harder to hit. Oh and of course I wouldn't mind upgrading my cane here to something magical--maybe even something that could change from blunt to pointy, if such a thing existed."

Stella: The clockwork dagger is available to be purchased for 20gp.

Yvan: Noticing your silence, Vastra pipes in for you. "And if you have any enchanted greataxes in your possession, my friend would like one." She also cups her hands together and sends you another Message. Please ensure that Kasha doesn't break anything. While we managed to earn an impressive amount of money for this trip, we didn't save enough to purchase everything in this store.

Furlong and Yvan: Dio goes back into the shop and drags out a greataxe that possesses a supernatural sharpness. Alys or Vastra would sense a transmutation aura akin to that of a Greataxe+1. It will cost you 150gp. Then he goes back in the storage and pulls out some lenses that look like some jeweler's glasses, except with a dark blue tint. "These glasses are Goggles of Night. They may look dark, but when you wear them, you'll see as well in the dark as any of your pointy-eared friends!" Then he pulls out a cloak. "In addition to having an enchantment that allows it to deflect blows from your enemies, it also has wards up to protect your mind and body." (The items cost 150gp each.) "I could give your weapon a simple sharpness-enhancing enchantment in 10 minutes for 150 gold, but if you want me to design the weapon that you're requesting, I will need some time to complete it." 

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Don't touch anything. Don't tou..OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT! Kasha starts poking one of the clocks, her eyes keeping in motion with the swinging little pendulum.

"I will take the axe." Yvan says simply, dropping the 150gp in a small pouch on the counter and reclaims his new axe. "Thank you..." He turns to Vastra. "And you..." He then looks to Kasha who had began poking at a clock. Silently, he grabs her hand and shakes his head. "Come... Let's buy more sweets."

"Oh!!" Kesha says, excited again. "Can we get some of those chocolate covered peanuts I saw?! Can we!?" she pleaded, being led by Yvan. She turns to the others and cries out: "Bye, guys!!"

Yvan gives a wave goodbye to the team before leading the way to the food stalls again."Yes, we can buy all of them if you want." The giant has a small smile on his face when he looks back to Kasha. "Just don't eat all of them at once... You'll get a stomach ache."

"Oh, i'm not gonna do THAT again, you!" Kasha laughs, waving her arms around. "Let's share some, ok?? This way I won't eat em all! How about that? Oh! Did you see that clock in there? It had so many dials and buttons and it was clicking and..your axe! You got a new axe! Hhhhhh, it's beautiful and- OW! Sharp! NOICE! Can I hold it for a second? I promise I won't kill anyone this time. Please? Yvan?"

"We will share some with the others as well." Yvan concludes with a nod. He listens to Kasha while she rambles off about the clock, he looking for the chocolate covered peanut vendor to ruin this man's whole career. Then she asks to handle his new axe. "Mm... Maybe when there aren't a lot of people around..."