Potato runs halfway between the line of kobolds and the line of robed figures and... cries? "Potato sorry! Potato confused kobold" He bares his back, showing the scars where his wings used to be. "Kobold tribe left Potato for dead. Take wings. Potato so alone. Everybody hate Potato! Potato just want to be proud kobold!" He cups his face in his hands, effectively obscuring his face with his shield from the robed figures as he wails. From the cover of his shield, he turns his head to look back at the kobolds behind him, and to his teammates, a drooling fanged grin creeping across his face as his slit pupils dilate.
(Action: Kobold groveling, my allies have advantage vs enemies within 10' of me due to my distraction; Bonus Action: Barbarian RAAAAAAAAGE!)
Place' bonks the flying kobold with a taste of its own medicine, it nearly dips out of the sky but isn't out yet. He throws a second stone, Inspiration attack: 8 (Sorry...) but misses.
Potato uses a distractive tactic to confuse all closeby enemies (Until the END of Potato's NEXT turn, you gain advantage against all enemies within 10' of him.)
Kod angrily stands up and cleaves a kobold.
The robed figures take the opportunity to try and bash Potato's head in... With scimitars. Attack: 5 Damage: 3 Attack: 12 Damage: 7 Attack: 12 Damage: 7 Attack: 16 Damage: 7 They all miss, thanks to his shield and deftly dodging. (You guys are so lucky for my crappy rolls)
Hordkhen and Delirious are up.
The battlefield looks like this:
R R R = robed ones 1 @ 1HP R P -Potato
K K K = Kobolds L K - Lyria and Kobold @ 1 HP Ko - Kod with Flying Kobold 15' above them
H - Hordkhen D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious 23-Winged Kobold At 1 HP 18-Lyria 2/10 HP 15-Kobolds X4 10-Place' 8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering) 8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging) 7-Robed peeps X4 5-Hordkhen
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Tar stomps ahead and stands 5' to the right of Kod, and lined up 3 Kobolds and a robed human, leans forward past the side of his shield and breathes poison across as many aggressors as he can muster- spitting remnant drops from his maw while huffing in disgust at the robed figures. "Bastards... " Save DC 12 or 3 Acid Damage: 21/16/21/12 The first two kobolds get mostly out of the way, but it's still enough to kill the closest one in a smattering of burning liquid. The third kobold takes a face full of acid and gargles until the gargle muscles dissipate and he falls dead. The robed man is damaged severely and looks rough.
Delirious is up.
R R R = robed ones 1 @ 1 HP R P -Potato, Robed one @ 2 HP
K K = Kobolds 1 @ 2 HP L - Lyria Ko H - Kod with Flying Kobold 15' above them, Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious 23-Winged Kobold At 1 HP 18-Lyria 2/10 HP 15-Kobolds X2 10-Place' 8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering) 8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging) 7-Robed peeps X4 5-Hordkhen
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Delirious proves his accuracy again by taking out a robed one with another arrow to the face.
The flying kobold sees an opportunity to take advantage of Lyria's split focus, and apparent struggling, and swoops down for a dagger attack. Attack: 20 Damage: 4 But, even with her not paying attention, it fails to pierce her armor.
Lyria is up.
R R - Robed ones 1 @ 1 HP R P - Potato, Robed one @ 2 HP
K K - Kobolds 1 @ 2 HP L - Lyria with Flying Kobold 5' above them Ko H - Kod, Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious 23-Winged Kobold At 1 HP 18-Lyria 2/10 HP 15-Kobolds X2 10-Place' 8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering) 8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging) 7-Robed peeps X3 5-Hordkhen
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Still reeling from the last strike, almost knocked down from the flying Kobold I lash out another attack at the risk of falling. I target the kobolds before me, and the flying one above if it happens to be within that range, Holy word raidance. 1My light dimmer than previous.
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Lyria bursts with radiance again. All three kobolds including the flying one steel themselves. 14 / 14 / 4 All three of them take the damage, and it's enough to knock the flying one out of the sky, who flops onto Lyria and rolls off her armor to the ground.
The two kobolds in front of her shriek and try to wedge their daggers into her armor, knowing Lyria is not doing well. Attack: 13 Damage: 4 Attack: 23 Damage: 6 But the combination of radiant light in their eyes and Lyria's thwarting their blows away ensures that they don't find puchase.
Seeing the flying kobold drop out of the sky, Place' instead aims his magic stone at one of the other kobolds, beaning it in the forehead reverse David style, the tiny kobold, whose name was never Goliath, drops to the ground just as dead as the fabled giant.
Potato is up, then Kod (Potato's cowering effect will be gone by Kod's turn)
R R - Robed ones 1 @ 1 HP R P - Potato, Robed one @ 2 HP
K - Kobold @ 1 HP L - Lyria Ko H - Kod, Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious 23-Winged Kobold 18-Lyria 2/10 HP 15-Kobold 10-Place' 8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering) 8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging) 7-Robed peeps X3 5-Hordkhen
Potato screams with rage, although his tiny kobold larynx is only capable of producing a strange gargling shriek. He swings at the hurt robed figure who looks to have sustained just a tiny bit less damage than the other very severely damaged robed figure.
Potato manages to slash through the armor of the robed man, spilling his blood and dropping him.
Kod charges through the last kobold, kicking it into the air. It careens off to the side and lands with a cracking sound. It doesn't get back up. His roar cracks in pitch in the face of the robed person he stops in front of.
The two robed figures respond to the two barbarians with their scimitars. vs Potato: Attack: 20 Damage: 2 Hit vs Kod: Attack: 14 Damage: 4 Hit Since both of you are raging, that slashing damage is reduced by half to 1 and 2 damage respectively, which I marked.
Hordkhen and Delirious are up.
R R - Robed ones 1 @ 1 HP P Ko - Potato, Kod
L - Lyria H - Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious 23-Winged Kobold 18-Lyria 2/10 HP 15-Kobold 10-Place' 8-Potato 10/14 HP (Raging) 8-Kod 6/14 HP (Raging) 7-Robed peeps X2 5-Hordkhen
Hordkhen steps up and misses his shot, but an arrow flies past him from behind, into the cultist's face. Face shots seem to be Delirious' specialty. He goes down.
Lyria, Place', Potato, and Kod are up now, with 1 enemy at 1 HP. If you don't kill it, you should probably think of a different career path.
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-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
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I struggle up to it, and emit another word of radiance. 4 My path is healing, I'll feel no failure in the inability to kill. I'm unwell. I can heal myself but if I do I'm tapped out of power.
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i run over to Lyria and give her my health potion 6
There's no doubt you're brave and putting everything on the line including your own body as a shield is admirable i won't tell you not to do it you may have saved that young dragonborn's, with a cute roar, life... but if you die who will heal the people that can't protect themselves.
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CON Save: 10 The cultist sustains through the cleric's radiance, but not through the barbarian's scimitar to the Achilles. Place' shoves his healing potion in Lyria's face, which gets her up to top health.
Strun Kod peers ahead and notes at least two more groups of kobolds and robed figures between your current location and the keep, not to mention what you can't see that might be inside or behind buildings.
Linan speaks up again. "I'd suggest we try a different approach to the keep, we might not make it with our new additions. Besides, it seems this gauntlet is taking a toll..."
Potato runs halfway between the line of kobolds and the line of robed figures and... cries? "Potato sorry! Potato confused kobold" He bares his back, showing the scars where his wings used to be. "Kobold tribe left Potato for dead. Take wings. Potato so alone. Everybody hate Potato! Potato just want to be proud kobold!" He cups his face in his hands, effectively obscuring his face with his shield from the robed figures as he wails. From the cover of his shield, he turns his head to look back at the kobolds behind him, and to his teammates, a drooling fanged grin creeping across his face as his slit pupils dilate.
(Action: Kobold groveling, my allies have advantage vs enemies within 10' of me due to my distraction; Bonus Action: Barbarian RAAAAAAAAGE!)
Place' bonks the flying kobold with a taste of its own medicine, it nearly dips out of the sky but isn't out yet. He throws a second stone, Inspiration attack: 8 (Sorry...) but misses.
Potato uses a distractive tactic to confuse all closeby enemies (Until the END of Potato's NEXT turn, you gain advantage against all enemies within 10' of him.)
Kod angrily stands up and cleaves a kobold.
The robed figures take the opportunity to try and bash Potato's head in... With scimitars.
Attack: 5 Damage: 3
Attack: 12 Damage: 7
Attack: 12 Damage: 7
Attack: 16 Damage: 7
They all miss, thanks to his shield and deftly dodging. (You guys are so lucky for my crappy rolls)
Hordkhen and Delirious are up.
The battlefield looks like this:
R R R = robed ones 1 @ 1HP
R P -Potato
K K K = Kobolds
L K - Lyria and Kobold @ 1 HP
Ko - Kod with Flying Kobold 15' above them
H - Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious
23-Winged Kobold At 1 HP
18-Lyria 2/10 HP
15-Kobolds X4
10-Place'
8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering)
8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging)
7-Robed peeps X4
5-Hordkhen
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Tar stomps ahead and stands 5' to the right of Kod, and lined up 3 Kobolds and a robed human, leans forward past the side of his shield and breathes poison across as many aggressors as he can muster- spitting remnant drops from his maw while huffing in disgust at the robed figures. "Bastards... "
Save DC 12 or 3 Acid Damage: 21/16/21/12
The first two kobolds get mostly out of the way, but it's still enough to kill the closest one in a smattering of burning liquid. The third kobold takes a face full of acid and gargles until the gargle muscles dissipate and he falls dead. The robed man is damaged severely and looks rough.
Delirious is up.
R R R = robed ones 1 @ 1 HP
R P -Potato, Robed one @ 2 HP
K K = Kobolds 1 @ 2 HP
L - Lyria
Ko H - Kod with Flying Kobold 15' above them, Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious
23-Winged Kobold At 1 HP
18-Lyria 2/10 HP
15-Kobolds X2
10-Place'
8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering)
8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging)
7-Robed peeps X4
5-Hordkhen
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Delirious sets up another shot at one of the unhurt robed figures.
Longbow Attack: 25 Damage: 13
Delirious proves his accuracy again by taking out a robed one with another arrow to the face.
The flying kobold sees an opportunity to take advantage of Lyria's split focus, and apparent struggling, and swoops down for a dagger attack. Attack: 20 Damage: 4 But, even with her not paying attention, it fails to pierce her armor.
Lyria is up.
R R - Robed ones 1 @ 1 HP
R P - Potato, Robed one @ 2 HP
K K - Kobolds 1 @ 2 HP
L - Lyria with Flying Kobold 5' above them
Ko H - Kod, Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious
23-Winged Kobold At 1 HP
18-Lyria 2/10 HP
15-Kobolds X2
10-Place'
8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering)
8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging)
7-Robed peeps X3
5-Hordkhen
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
You lucky creature....
throw stone at flyer 13 dmg 4
BA magic stones
Chronomancy!!!
Still reeling from the last strike, almost knocked down from the flying Kobold I lash out another attack at the risk of falling. I target the kobolds before me, and the flying one above if it happens to be within that range, Holy word raidance. 1 My light dimmer than previous.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Lyria bursts with radiance again. All three kobolds including the flying one steel themselves. 14 / 14 / 4 All three of them take the damage, and it's enough to knock the flying one out of the sky, who flops onto Lyria and rolls off her armor to the ground.
The two kobolds in front of her shriek and try to wedge their daggers into her armor, knowing Lyria is not doing well.
Attack: 13 Damage: 4
Attack: 23 Damage: 6
But the combination of radiant light in their eyes and Lyria's thwarting their blows away ensures that they don't find puchase.
Seeing the flying kobold drop out of the sky, Place' instead aims his magic stone at one of the other kobolds, beaning it in the forehead reverse David style, the tiny kobold, whose name was never Goliath, drops to the ground just as dead as the fabled giant.
Potato is up, then Kod (Potato's cowering effect will be gone by Kod's turn)
R R - Robed ones 1 @ 1 HP
R P - Potato, Robed one @ 2 HP
K - Kobold @ 1 HP
L - Lyria
Ko H - Kod, Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious
23-Winged Kobold18-Lyria 2/10 HP
15-Kobold
10-Place'
8-Potato 11/14 HP (Raging, Cowering)
8-Kod 8/14 HP (Raging)
7-Robed peeps X3
5-Hordkhen
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I run full speed and punt the kobald next to lyria
Unarmed attack. 19 dmg. 4
Without slowing down finish movement next to potato and roar at the robed figures
Intimidation 4 (wrong modifier should be 6)
Potato screams with rage, although his tiny kobold larynx is only capable of producing a strange gargling shriek. He swings at the hurt robed figure who looks to have sustained just a tiny bit less damage than the other very severely damaged robed figure.
Scimitar 12 Damage 9
Potato manages to slash through the armor of the robed man, spilling his blood and dropping him.
Kod charges through the last kobold, kicking it into the air. It careens off to the side and lands with a cracking sound. It doesn't get back up. His roar cracks in pitch in the face of the robed person he stops in front of.
The two robed figures respond to the two barbarians with their scimitars.
vs Potato: Attack: 20 Damage: 2 Hit
vs Kod: Attack: 14 Damage: 4 Hit
Since both of you are raging, that slashing damage is reduced by half to 1 and 2 damage respectively, which I marked.
Hordkhen and Delirious are up.
R R - Robed ones 1 @ 1 HP
P Ko - Potato, Kod
L - Lyria
H - Hordkhen
D P - Delirious and Place'
23-Delirious
23-Winged Kobold18-Lyria 2/10 HP
15-Kobold10-Place'
8-Potato 10/14 HP (Raging)
8-Kod 6/14 HP (Raging)
7-Robed peeps X2
5-Hordkhen
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Tar Hordkhen stomps haphazardly along the spattered line of poisoned corpses up alongside Potato, pivots and thrusts on the robed figure.
Longsword 9 Dmg 6
Delirious continues to pluck arrows off at the robed enemies. Namely the one with the most hit points left.
Longbow Attack: 19 Damage: 10
Hordkhen steps up and misses his shot, but an arrow flies past him from behind, into the cultist's face. Face shots seem to be Delirious' specialty. He goes down.
Lyria, Place', Potato, and Kod are up now, with 1 enemy at 1 HP. If you don't kill it, you should probably think of a different career path.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I struggle up to it, and emit another word of radiance. 4 My path is healing, I'll feel no failure in the inability to kill. I'm unwell. I can heal myself but if I do I'm tapped out of power.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Strun Kod looks to see how far they are from the tower and whats between them and it.
Potato screams and slashes at the remaining robed figure.
Scimitar 12 Damage 4
i run over to Lyria and give her my health potion 6
There's no doubt you're brave and putting everything on the line including your own body as a shield is admirable i won't tell you not to do it you may have saved that young dragonborn's, with a cute roar, life... but if you die who will heal the people that can't protect themselves.
Chronomancy!!!
CON Save: 10 The cultist sustains through the cleric's radiance, but not through the barbarian's scimitar to the Achilles. Place' shoves his healing potion in Lyria's face, which gets her up to top health.
Strun Kod peers ahead and notes at least two more groups of kobolds and robed figures between your current location and the keep, not to mention what you can't see that might be inside or behind buildings.
Linan speaks up again. "I'd suggest we try a different approach to the keep, we might not make it with our new additions. Besides, it seems this gauntlet is taking a toll..."
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Potato squeaks out his tiny kobold roar and clangs his scimitar against his shield.