Everything in this odd-shaped room is white - the walls, the floor, the ceiling. Everything, that is, except the four doors and a stressed-looking lady seated at a cheap desk, writing furiously on paper. Or how about parchment? And she's got an inkwell and a quill pen. How's that for immersion? A second after the door is opened, the room elongates until it's a hundred feet long.
"Aw, dad! Is this you feminine side? See, Jerry, I always told you he has a soft side!"
Lyan stop swearing and comes closer to the woman: "We will not disturb you anymore. Everyone, let's just turn right and go to the room 14. If it's already written."
“Should we ask her where the skull went?” Ari would think out loud.
Then summer put up a finger when she’d have another thought. A smirk would curl up at the corner of her mouth.
Ari’s hand hovers about an inch over the Meeseek’s cube button before she commits to smashing it. “Help that writer reach her happy ending!” She snorts as she saunters out the room to the next one with Lyan and the others.
"HOOO WEEE! YES, CAN DOOOOO!!" It shrieks, just as you guys leave. The only thing you hear from the room is a shrill scream of frustration. Hopefully that won't effect the rest of the dungeon, you crazy ass ****lords.
ROOM 14 - SYNECDOCHE ROOM
Well, what have we here? Let's take a look - some kind of designs carved in relief on the floor? From above, you realize that these designs are actually dozens of tiny hallways connected to tiny rooms. Some have teensy treasure chests, while others feature tiny traps that would have trouble catching a mouse. But it's not mice these traps are after..then trail off dramatically..
Sorry, that was a note to myself. i shouldn't have read that out loud.
This room is filled with a top down view of a minuscule scale dungeon. An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard cheerfully slog their way though the tiny dungeon. So cute! Lying on the stone floor outside the tiny dungeon are several carved wooden figurines: a green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie.
This room is filled with a top down view of a minuscule scale dungeon. An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard cheerfully slog their way though the tiny dungeon. So cute! Lying on the stone floor outside the tiny dungeon are several carved wooden figurines: a green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie.
"It's a ******* GRREEeEEeEn dragon, MORrrTY. Big! Green! Mean! (he shows you a picture)"Rick spouts.
They look like ordinary miniatures, but don't appear to do anything if you play with them, so no, not voodoo dolls. Touching them has no effect on you or your characters physically.
Meatface smiles wide at the table and writes down "small yellow shirt" to his inventory
"If we want to cover the whole dungeon, we must go to room 8 now, I think. Just turn right over there."
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ROOM 8 -THE WRITERS ROOM
Everything in this odd-shaped room is white - the walls, the floor, the ceiling. Everything, that is, except the four doors and a stressed-looking lady seated at a cheap desk, writing furiously on paper. Or how about parchment? And she's got an inkwell and a quill pen. How's that for immersion? A second after the door is opened, the room elongates until it's a hundred feet long.
What the ****?
"Yes, what the ****! We walked all day already. You - who are you?"
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"Look!" the woman screams, "I'm under a LOT of pressure here. Do you MIND!? I haven't finished writing this part of the dungeon yet, OK!?"
Meatface walks up to her and pats her gently on the shoulder
You wrote this dungeon? What you write becomes real? I love this place so far. Its been quite well rounded. Have you seen any of OUR progress?
"Aw, dad! Is this you feminine side? See, Jerry, I always told you he has a soft side!"
Lyan stop swearing and comes closer to the woman: "We will not disturb you anymore. Everyone, let's just turn right and go to the room 14. If it's already written."
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"Hmm, okay then. Room 14 it is."
“Should we ask her where the skull went?” Ari would think out loud.
Then summer put up a finger when she’d have another thought. A smirk would curl up at the corner of her mouth.
Ari’s hand hovers about an inch over the Meeseek’s cube button before she commits to smashing it. “Help that writer reach her happy ending!” She snorts as she saunters out the room to the next one with Lyan and the others.
just an unstable unicorn.
"HOOO WEEE! YES, CAN DOOOOO!!" It shrieks, just as you guys leave. The only thing you hear from the room is a shrill scream of frustration. Hopefully that won't effect the rest of the dungeon, you crazy ass ****lords.
ROOM 14 - SYNECDOCHE ROOM
Well, what have we here? Let's take a look - some kind of designs carved in relief on the floor? From above, you realize that these designs are actually dozens of tiny hallways connected to tiny rooms. Some have teensy treasure chests, while others feature tiny traps that would have trouble catching a mouse. But it's not mice these traps are after..then trail off dramatically..
Sorry, that was a note to myself. i shouldn't have read that out loud.
This room is filled with a top down view of a minuscule scale dungeon. An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard cheerfully slog their way though the tiny dungeon. So cute! Lying on the stone floor outside the tiny dungeon are several carved wooden figurines: a green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie.
“Ah jeez man! I think it’s us!”
Keth jumps up and down and waves his hands.
Mmm, it may be us. But that does not bode well. Do you see what they are up against?
Meatface picks up the dragon and studies it.
14
(What kind of dragon is the mini of?)
Lyan gasped: "Did you have to start with the dragon?!" She looked at the miniature map to see if her worst suspicion would come true.
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
This room is filled with a top down view of a minuscule scale dungeon. An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard cheerfully slog their way though the tiny dungeon. So cute! Lying on the stone floor outside the tiny dungeon are several carved wooden figurines: a green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie.
C'mon Rick. Ive never seen a dragon before. Is it spikey, or is it green like a natural green with vines?
Meatface pesters Rick
(In game)
Meatface takes the dragon and puts it under the table
“Truthfully I was more interested in the colour of the spider.” Summer would cross her arms to join Meatface in pestering Rick.
”So like, are these things little voodoos?” She’d flick the rogue piece from behind to knock it over, then look to her brother to see if he felt it.
just an unstable unicorn.
"It's a ******* GRREEeEEeEn dragon, MORrrTY. Big! Green! Mean! (he shows you a picture)" Rick spouts.
They look like ordinary miniatures, but don't appear to do anything if you play with them, so no, not voodoo dolls. Touching them has no effect on you or your characters physically.
Haha! This whole dungeon is a mind ****!
(Meatface keeps an eye on Keth to see if he does fall though)
"I don't know... May be we should take it wit us? And you noticed how there is no Archer in there? May be this is another dungeon."
"Anyway, if there is nothing else in here ( Investigation: 9 ) let's go back to that writing woman, the next door is there anyway."
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Dice
New room then?