Yup, you can take a wing. There's 35sp scattered around the stinky room. Anyone who picks it up makes their hands smell like stirge shit, which imposes disadvantage on CHA checks and saves. GROSS!!
ROOM TWO - THE GOBLIN ROOM
As you fartlords approach this next room down the hall, lets get one more DC12 Perception check again.
"Don't question your dad, BbBeeThhh..!"Rick slobbered.
You guys manage to pull of a few good rolls and hear around the corner two goblins talking about how USELESS their friend JERRY is. This room features a small wooden table and a couple of stool. The two goblins are hanging out, bored as ******* shit. Maybe they'd be less bored if they got into a life-or-death struggle with a few god damned adventurers?? Just a thought.
One goblin is wearing an eyepatch with a big badge that says her name is "Leg". The other goblin has a bad leg, and his name is "Eye".
So far, you've got the surprise on these two idiot losers, which is a miracle based on your rolls so far.
Sounding like a cabinet of pots and pans, Meatsack tries to stealth in? I think? Not with that shitty 6. But that javelin toss was BAD ASS, *****!!
It punctures one of the goblins and it screams loud, like Homer Simpson. A long, loud, shrieking scream of anguish and pain as a MASSIVEjavelin just forks it right in the torso. "HYYAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!"It shrieks! The other goblin startles, shits itself, and waits to see if any of you ****s can finish em off.
(Morty hastily scribbles on his sheet)
N-n-n-n-n-no I didn't!
(He knocks over his mountain dew nervously trying to hide his writing)
("Grampa why'd you pick ME first!?"
"Thanks mom." Side glance.)
"Get away from me!" Ari will back peddle, aim and fire with her long bow.
Attack: 17 Damage: 8
"Suck it."
just an unstable unicorn.
Meatface at the table looks at everyone's dice,
Man. What the hell..
In game meatface grits his teeth at the stirge that tried to bite him and rushes it,
Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Table meatface smiles smugly at everyone
Congrats you guys cleared the flying rat room! Lets see who can pass this test: DC12 Wisdom (Perception). Anyone?
Meatface looks around the room for more enemies!
11
Keth peers out from behind Meatface's thigh.
Perception: 9
G-g-g-g-g-guys, that's all of them, r-right?
A 2 and a 5 perception check. You can't see past his enormous nuts.
Meatface speaks out, "it is kind of dark...., but i do not hear shit around here. I believe we are ok in here."
"Let mama check, stay behind" Perception: 6
"Woo-hoo! This is how you do it!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Ari will try to peek over Lyan's shoulder.
Perception: 15
just an unstable unicorn.
Can meatface take a wing from the one he killed?
Keth cringes as he's faced with the smell of the giant, wrinkly monstrosities.
Morty pushes back from the table as his PTSD flares up.
O-oh God, those are bigger than that s-s-s-seed I had to shove u-up my ass!
Hm? Oh, sorry there, little guy. Not much coverage from a loin cloth. Erm, you will, eh something,.... When you're older?
Meatface shrugs and steps to the side for Keth
Yup, you can take a wing. There's 35sp scattered around the stinky room. Anyone who picks it up makes their hands smell like stirge shit, which imposes disadvantage on CHA checks and saves. GROSS!!
ROOM TWO - THE GOBLIN ROOM
As you fartlords approach this next room down the hall, lets get one more DC12 Perception check again.
Don't **** this one up!!
Meatface perception, skipping the shitty money, as meatface is a noble, 22
Perception: 14
Keth eyes the money, and then recoils.
Ugh, these are d-d-d-d-d-disgusting!
"No, not worth it." Lyan goes straight to the next room.
(Wait, another check? Should we really roll it every time or you just shitting us? Ok, ok, I am rolling already! Here.) Perception: 8
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"Don't question your dad, BbBeeThhh..!" Rick slobbered.
You guys manage to pull of a few good rolls and hear around the corner two goblins talking about how USELESS their friend JERRY is. This room features a small wooden table and a couple of stool. The two goblins are hanging out, bored as ******* shit. Maybe they'd be less bored if they got into a life-or-death struggle with a few god damned adventurers?? Just a thought.
One goblin is wearing an eyepatch with a big badge that says her name is "Leg". The other goblin has a bad leg, and his name is "Eye".
So far, you've got the surprise on these two idiot losers, which is a miracle based on your rolls so far.
Awe shit, im going to go get those goblin ****s.
Meatface crouches down and navy seals hand motions 2 guys in the room
Then stealth? 8
And either way will make for a javelin toss
Attack: 14 Damage: 4
Sounding like a cabinet of pots and pans, Meatsack tries to stealth in? I think? Not with that shitty 6. But that javelin toss was BAD ASS, *****!!
It punctures one of the goblins and it screams loud, like Homer Simpson. A long, loud, shrieking scream of anguish and pain as a MASSIVE javelin just forks it right in the torso. "HYYAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!" It shrieks! The other goblin startles, shits itself, and waits to see if any of you ****s can finish em off.