Mongo cleans up the mess left by the “normal people” because they’re not fastidiously clean like he is. “Ugly fleshlings....we warforged are always having to clean up after your messes.”
This rough cavern has an uneven floor with open holes in it. This area is bathed in a weird green glow that provides dim illumination. These open sinkholes are 5 feet across and 10 feet deep. As you peer into the area, eight zombies and two ogre zombies are here patrolling the room. They are all too stupid to know you're there, or to think of searching or patrolling the room in an intellectual manner.
John Lee looks to the others, shrugging with an almost embarrassed grin upon his face. "Aw shucks, ya'll. I think I'll let you all get a little workout in as I'm fairly tapped on the magical KABOOM! forefront until our next naptime."
Initiative: 15
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Amelia is ready for battle after playing an IT tech for her coworkers! 7
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Excited to take John Lee up on his offer of exercising his impressive muscles, Mongo follows Taeli’s lead and surprise attacks one of the ogre zombies:
Katana Attack #1: 21 Damage: 11
Wakizashi Attack: 28 Damage: 12
Katana Attack #2: 22 Damage: 5
Katana Attack #3: 24 Damage: 6
Whilst attacking, he cannot help but overhear Amelia mention her IT comment, and yells back at her “You know, I’m a robot, little fleshling. I’m quite superior at resolving IT issues.”
Initiative: 23
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Init: 8
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Guys, just make an attack.
Okay.
Rosamia and Amelia go ham on the troll!
ORA: 20 Damage: 13
ORA: 26 Damage: 10
ORA: 17 Damage: 9
Extra ORA: 5
"I don't punctuate my attacks with a Japanese battlecry because I'm a normal person!"
Attack: 11 Damage: 13
Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Attack: 11 Damage: 6
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Solid, then Kit shoots the Warrior.
Attack: 23 Damage: 33
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Mongo cleans up the mess left by the “normal people” because they’re not fastidiously clean like he is. “Ugly fleshlings....we warforged are always having to clean up after your messes.”
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
"You're starting to sound like my world's machine god. Except it wasn't a warforged." Taeli pointed out.
John Lee watches the machine man clean, smirking a bit. "Let me know if you find a little extra guano over there, big guy."
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Mongo can be heard humming and quietly singing a bawdy tune while he works, cleaning up the mess.
Rated-R:
"There was once a Red Wizard of Thay
Who would polish his wand every day
He'd oil up the shaft
Work his wizardly craft
And produce a most magical spray!"
After finished, he practices a few katas, suddenly realizing he's learned a few new moves, improving his attack abilities.
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
AREA 38 - THE SINKHOLE CAVERN
This rough cavern has an uneven floor with open holes in it. This area is bathed in a weird green glow that provides dim illumination. These open sinkholes are 5 feet across and 10 feet deep. As you peer into the area, eight zombies and two ogre zombies are here patrolling the room. They are all too stupid to know you're there, or to think of searching or patrolling the room in an intellectual manner.
John Lee looks to the others, shrugging with an almost embarrassed grin upon his face. "Aw shucks, ya'll. I think I'll let you all get a little workout in as I'm fairly tapped on the magical KABOOM! forefront until our next naptime."
Initiative: 15
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
"Fair enough." Taeli says, and rolls for initiative: 10 and uses her surprise round action to attack one of the zombies!
Guiding Bolt Attack: 28 Damage: 14
Spiritual Weapon Attack: 27 Damage: 6
Kitinit: 15
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
MOMENTUM: 8, CHAOS: 22
JohnLee15, Kit15, Taeli10, Rosamia: ????, Mongo: ????, Amelia: ????
Rosamia: 6
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Amelia is ready for battle after playing an IT tech for her coworkers! 7
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Excited to take John Lee up on his offer of exercising his impressive muscles, Mongo follows Taeli’s lead and surprise attacks one of the ogre zombies:
Whilst attacking, he cannot help but overhear Amelia mention her IT comment, and yells back at her “You know, I’m a robot, little fleshling. I’m quite superior at resolving IT issues.”
Mongo’s Initiative: 17
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Rosamia attacks one of the ogre zombies!
ORA: 12 Damage: 9
ORA: 20 Damage: 13
ORA: 12 Damage: 7
ORA: 24 Damage: 12
Extra ORA:4
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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As they have the surprise, John Lee takes aim at one of the Ogre Zombies, letting loose a fire bolt.
Fire Bolt Attack: 14 Damage: 22
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Kit Hides.
Stealth: 25
Then shoots whichever ogre zombie is weaker.
Attack: 23 Damage: 59
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!