Geist ports right to the orcs, and has them, sans everything but their naked bodies, be ported under the bridge, and right over the spiky bit of the chasm (it is a long drop, right?)

I don't think thats how it works, Spark

Lurrinthis feels a familiar type of magic take hold of his body, realizing that he has control he ports to the other side of the bridge and makes his attack on the orc who is chopping the bridge. 

Bonus action- planar warrior, extra force damage if attack hits- 4

Action- attack- Attack: 9 Damage: 6

well I port to the other side by the choppy ork (ork 2), and on my turn, I attack ork 2 with my greataxe Attack: 8 Damage: 9

"nice try, asshat. MY TURN!"

Zach looks down sheepishly as Richter glares at him, "I, uh, it...".  He mumbles, "That was supposed to be more impactful than well..." he lets the excuse hang in the air.

Regaining his composure, Zach yells, "Enough of this!  IT ENDS NOW!"

Casting Magic Missile at the Orc he had previous shot the firebolt at: Damage (3 bolts): 4, 4, 2

(To SparkRotfang: Yea, to clarify it further. Only the one granted the original tale can then choose others to gain its teleport benefit. There's no additional chain granting of it, and you can't force a creature to make the reaction. Only bestow it so that they 'can immediately' take it, if they so choose. So, no stockpiling it either.)

After Lurrinthins teleports behind the orc, they miss. But Orc 1 still swings their axe at Lurrinthis. 

Attack: 14 Damage: 11

Orc 1 is hit by three blasts of magic, but doesn't die. Geist miss Orc 2 when the teleport behind them.

Mehmen -- Spoones -- Orc 1 -- IrRy0 -- Sparkrotfang -- pocketmosue (their turn) -- Orc 2 

(OK, cool. Yeah, Elinar would pass it to an ally, then. Him being across is the main thing, though. And sorry for the delay, animal illness happened.)

Elinar will shoot Orc 1, since it's engaged with an ally. Attack: 26 Damage: 26 (includes sneak attack)

 He'll then move into whatever cover he can find, and hide. Stealth: 16

(ETA: The flag is because I edited the post and added the middle paragraph. Original stealth roll was 24.)

Orc 1 dies. Orc 2 attacks Giest. 

Attack: 22 Damage: 13

(mehmen, you'd better do something. I bought time for you and spoones, make it count.)

(Feh! I'll try, but no promises. Crossing a damage bridge of death is not exactly Ricther's idea of a good time.)

"Oooooh, that had to hurt." Richter winces, and then looks about warily for a second before finally deciding to take out the deck. "Alright ******* spooks. Best two out of three?" He pulls a card and his eyes go wide seeing a farm boy with a shimmering axe staring up a winding path leading to some dark entity.

He chuckled, and shook his head. "Now you're just teasing." He said before barking out a string of demeaning orcish obscenities IN orcish at the remaining Orc to try and crush its spirit.

Bonus Action: Tales from Beyond: 5 - Hero!

 Action: Cast Vicious Mockery to Orc[2].
Wis DC 13 or take 3 Psychic damage and disadvantage on next attack.

Looking a little worse for wear after the orc's last attack Lurrinthis gets his shield back up and thrusts his sword right at the orc's neck. 

Bonus action- planar warrior, extra damage on attack- 8

Action- attack- Attack: 25 Damage: 13

Orc WIS Save: 20

Lurrinthis kills Orc 2 everyone gets 40 XP.

The wound in the orc's neck begins to open before Lurrinthis' short sword even reaches it. As the tip of the sword reaches the neck it is almost as it an invisible sword bursts from the back of the orc's head as he then slumps to the floor. 

Clutching his wound, Lurrinthis takes a knee and inspects the corpse looking for coin or other important looking items- Investigation- 15

"By Helm's watchful eye, I HATE orcs, how is everyone else doing?. That bastard got me with his axe. I can spend some energy and call upon some healing or we can rest if others need it." 

Elinar will inspect the other corpse -- coin, keys, communications. Investigation: 23

"I'm untouched," he replies. He'll also show the others if he finds anything.

The orcs have nothing on them but their axe and their javalins.

Geist gripes: "got hit hard by that punk. Distracted him for ya. Doubt the bridge is any good goin back."

(to quote genji: "I NEED HEALING")

From their own side, Richter actually inspects the bridge to see if it would even support any further crossing. With the help of spirits, despite their guidance leaving him cringing in annoyance and resisting the urge to curse them out.

Investigation: 14.

If deemed safe enough, so long as they went slow, Richter motions 'after you' to Zach. "If it holds your weight, it'll be fine. And let's face it.. you do owe me for that little stunt earlier. Regardless of what you expected." He dares him in a look to deny the claim. Even annoyed Richter isn't so mean spirited as to not send a spirit invisibly along to help guide the goliath across before Richter follows after said goliath is completely onto the other side.

(If checks still needed for crossing, see spoiler)

 Whenever the two should make it onto the otherside Richter grimaces at some of the injuries and shakes his head. "Talk about rough. Hm... Tell you all what. Before we begin burning our reserves in that area on touch ups, why don't one of you more fleet of foot scope out the way ahead. If it looks clear enough, or if there's even some place we can hold up for a bit while we tend to our injuries, then we do. And if not, then maybe we camp out here for a bit. Treat any Orcs hoping to flank us to their own medicine, while dealing with those coming from the way ahead." He holds up his hands in surrender. "Risky, I know. But, my bet is on us making it out better if we don't have to treat every very bad scratch as we'll die in the next second. For as Tymora as my witness, we'll be looking pretty stupid if we burn through all our magic right from the get go."