(Sorry. Used to a more..... People all on at once style RPG.)
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Slurb pulls up a chair. "Well, my friend, what's your name?" after ordering some of the Devil's Dew.
"The name's Mordekai. Just got into town to investigate some..."appraises Slurb quickly "curious individuals." "How about you? What brings you to town? Or...are you a 'local yokel' as the expression goes?"
Now, a ruckus can be heard from the outside of the tavern. Religious chants sound out, and glancing out the window a procession of nuns and priests is walking down the streets. Carrying burning sticks of incense, they stop before the entrance of every building and pour a few drops of holy water, saying a quick blessing before moving on.
Leading the procession is an elderly tiefling woman. She stops for a moment and glances at the falling sun, obvious concern on her face. Her expression seems to be mirrored by the various townsfolk passing by the street, who seem to be a rush to go home.
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DMing:
Solo Hoard of the Dragon Queen
Playing:
Baral-Coliseum of Conquest, Lazarus Vernon- Tale of Mercenaries;Bernard Lionsbane- Solo Curse of Strahd
Scab flies into any corner of the room and hides, hearing what this is all about. He’s no fool, but he was a coward - this could only mean something pretty bad was about to happen. “Scab don’t like the feelin’ in the wind. What’cha think it could be?” he asks anyone that cares to listen to a diminutive Kobold.
Mordekai holds up his hand to Slurb, cracks open the door, and attempts to ask a passerby, "I see you are performing some kind of protective ritual. Might I ask what for?"
Slurb pulls up a chair. "Well, my friend, what's your name?" after ordering some of the Devil's Dew.
"The name's Mordekai. Just got into town to investigate some..."appraises Slurb quickly "curious individuals." "How about you? What brings you to town? Or...are you a 'local yokel' as the expression goes?"
I came here after my mentor died. Let us go outside, I don't like the chants. Ready your blade, Mordekai. Oh, and my name's Slurb.
Slurb unslings his Crossbow.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
A tall, raven haired figure stands on the edge of town. He looks over the decaying buildings, taking in the aura of despair and that oppressive feeling of inevitably, like a prisoner with eyes shut tight as the headsman begins his stroke. He breaths in, suffusing his body with the town's essence. He breaths out, and in a low, intoxicated voice, "... sublime."
. . .
Across the street from Mordekai and Slurb is a pale, boyish face with a slicked back head of dark hair and a touch of mischief above a lanky human body, clad in a well fitting black vest with small lotus designs over a simple cream colored dress shirt. His black pants fit narrowly around his legs and he carries a red case that could only contain a viol on his back.
He looks around at the procession, peering at the obvious outsider Mordekai and the person he's talking to and moving closer to listen in on their conversation.
Lemme roll perception. You roll stealth. If mine is higher, you escape my notice, but if mine is higher you get caught and have a knife at your throat,
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Slurb turns, around, and grabs the sneaker, and holds a knife to the sneakers throat in a headlock.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
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Strength Check for success: 15
And you make a Dex save to escape.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I just cast firebolt, and my to hit is 18 and damage is 4
If I deal 8 or more damage, you fall over and I catch you.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
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(I would temper your expectations. Most people check once in a while and rushing them won't help .)
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(Sorry. Used to a more..... People all on at once style RPG.)
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
(It's one of the benefits of PbP. People who have busy lives can still play D&D!)
DMing:
Solo Hoard of the Dragon Queen
Playing:
Baral- Coliseum of Conquest, Lazarus Vernon- Tale of Mercenaries; Bernard Lionsbane- Solo Curse of Strahd
"The name's Mordekai. Just got into town to investigate some..." appraises Slurb quickly "curious individuals." "How about you? What brings you to town? Or...are you a 'local yokel' as the expression goes?"
Halloween Event
Now, a ruckus can be heard from the outside of the tavern. Religious chants sound out, and glancing out the window a procession of nuns and priests is walking down the streets. Carrying burning sticks of incense, they stop before the entrance of every building and pour a few drops of holy water, saying a quick blessing before moving on.
Leading the procession is an elderly tiefling woman. She stops for a moment and glances at the falling sun, obvious concern on her face. Her expression seems to be mirrored by the various townsfolk passing by the street, who seem to be a rush to go home.
DMing:
Solo Hoard of the Dragon Queen
Playing:
Baral- Coliseum of Conquest, Lazarus Vernon- Tale of Mercenaries; Bernard Lionsbane- Solo Curse of Strahd
Scab flies into any corner of the room and hides, hearing what this is all about. He’s no fool, but he was a coward - this could only mean something pretty bad was about to happen. “Scab don’t like the feelin’ in the wind. What’cha think it could be?” he asks anyone that cares to listen to a diminutive Kobold.
Mordekai holds up his hand to Slurb, cracks open the door, and attempts to ask a passerby, "I see you are performing some kind of protective ritual. Might I ask what for?"
I came here after my mentor died. Let us go outside, I don't like the chants. Ready your blade, Mordekai. Oh, and my name's Slurb.
Slurb unslings his Crossbow.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
And Kobold? Get behind me. I can keep you alive.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
A tall, raven haired figure stands on the edge of town. He looks over the decaying buildings, taking in the aura of despair and that oppressive feeling of inevitably, like a prisoner with eyes shut tight as the headsman begins his stroke. He breaths in, suffusing his body with the town's essence. He breaths out, and in a low, intoxicated voice, "... sublime."
. . .
Across the street from Mordekai and Slurb is a pale, boyish face with a slicked back head of dark hair and a touch of mischief above a lanky human body, clad in a well fitting black vest with small lotus designs over a simple cream colored dress shirt. His black pants fit narrowly around his legs and he carries a red case that could only contain a viol on his back.
He looks around at the procession, peering at the obvious outsider Mordekai and the person he's talking to and moving closer to listen in on their conversation.
Lemme roll perception. You roll stealth. If mine is higher, you escape my notice, but if mine is higher you get caught and have a knife at your throat,
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
My perception: 5
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
(I'm not trying to be stealthy, just walking nearby, so if you want to notice me you can)
(Catching me is another story, however...)
Slurb turns, around, and grabs the sneaker, and holds a knife to the sneakers throat in a headlock.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
(Assuming the procession is in the middle of the street, we'd be standing on opposite sides. If you want to get him, he's going to see you coming)
Strength Check for success: 15
And you make a Dex save to escape.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
After running up to him.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
The human dances back from Slurb, raising an eyebrow as the dragonborn rushes him, keeping out of reach of his clutches. (40 ft movespeed)
I just cast firebolt, and my to hit is 18 and damage is 4
If I deal 8 or more damage, you fall over and I catch you.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
And I then stop. Who are you? Tell me please.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.