Oh, OK then.

👍

I think we're good to go.

No, wait - we need to let Persuasion get a character sheet.

https://ddb.ac/characters/38712030/GjBsxa

Ere we go

Before combat, I'll chug a Potion of Giant Size, a Potion of Vitality, and a Potion of Psychic Resistance

Right before we start, I'll also drink a Potion of Speed and begin my rage

initiative: 14

I am hiding in the woods next to the field and attempt to surprise you all. Stealth check: 31

Well, I'm surprised

Color me surprised

And by surprised I mean not surprised because I'm a barbarian

Sure. I don't need to surprise you anyway, Persuasion. I attack iExist with my Purple Worm Poison coated shortswords. This is my first attack using Precision attack.

Attack: 44 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

The dice didn't work so here it is: 112

I'm scared, how about you all?

But wait! The undead are immune to poison!

As you should be. I hope to kill you and iExist before you can act.

Then my second shortsword attack: Attack: 39 Damage: 233

That doubled the dice that were already doubled so I'll roll damage again: 97

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I'm scared, how about you all?

But wait! The undead are immune to poison!

 Don't worry, I forgot to add the radiant damage and rage damage to those last 2 attacks.

Those last two attacks were against me?

Bonus action: Against Nikoli: Attack: 38 Damage: 43

Didn't include the poison.

But it doubled when already doubled so: 48

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Those last two attacks were against me?

 No, iExist.

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