So I take 134 damage right?

I'm going to Action Surge: I drop my shortswords and pull out my Greataxe (also coated): Attack: 31 Damage: 46

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

These are likewise against Nikoli.

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So I take 134 damage right?

 No, see the post immediately after.

48+46+38 damage?

I then take my next turn (against Persuasion): Attack: 21 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Attack: 31 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

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48+46+38 damage?

 Yes. Are you dead?

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48+46+38 damage?

 Yes. Are you dead?

 As long as it wasn't radiant no

No. then the attacks against Persuasion are against you: Attack: 33 Damage: 14

Attack: 36 Damage: 18

Oh, and take 11 radiant damage.

Hold up, I get to take a turn here since I can't be surprised

My only weakness!

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Hold up, I get to take a turn here since I can't be surprised

 Oh, sorry.

I have to go now, so I'll apply the horrible effects of Persuasion's turn tomorrow.

:|

I found out undeath is homebrew, I did not know this

I am going to pick up Nikoli in my big Dwarf hands and run far far away from Stephanie so that she can't hurt him with her mean greataxe. (moving 210 ft in total)

In that case, don't forget to take: 160 poison damage.

Nikoli's dead. You won't get him back.

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Nikoli's dead. You won't get him back.

 What? I'm at 70 HP.

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In that case, don't forget to take: 160 poison damage.

 This is just the damage from the first 2 attacks. Not the second turn ones or (gasps a little) the 3rd attack on you that 1st turn. Another 47

Is the injury poison part of the attack? I thought it was a separate con save.