Yawning loudly Lars wakes up and clomps his way downstairs with the grace of a giraffe in a head cone. "I assume you lot are the group that I was assigned to go with? I suppose we should be heading out soon, but breakfast first." He turns to the bartender and orders a plate of eggs and sausage.
As soon as the food arrives, Lars takes off his bulky helmet and begins scarfing down his food with an alacrity not expected from someone wearing such heavy armor. In between bites he tries to mumble out, "Mfmmf- Where I -mmf- come from we don't really have funerals. -mffmmm- We mostly just -fmfmmf- move on with life -mmfm-." Pausing for a second, Lars stops eating and thinks for a second before correcting himself, "Although I wouldn't know, I was never even invited to a funeral... I was always too busy with my work." Once his piece is said he shrugs and turns back to his food with a ferocity that would alarm even the most zealous barbarian.
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“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
"I have only been to two. The funeral of my father... and of my mother," Xhandras says in a low voice.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Mornin, all. Did anyone else sleep poorly last night? I kept having strange dreams..."
He looks over at Lars.
"Oh, hello there, newcomer! Are you joining us on our quest?"
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Lars looks up when he sees someone talking to him and attempts to talk again with his mouth full, "Ye -mmf- That would -ffmf- be me!" He then returns his undivided attention to the food in front of him.
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“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
(I'm back... Found no cat, and gave out quite a few fliers.)
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
(I'm back... Found no cat, and gave out quite a few fliers.)
*Oh, I'm really sorry. I hope they show up soon.*
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
John stands up, and glances at Lars. "You shouldn't eat too much. It can make you sick when it comes to the time."
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
"Yeah. If anything, you shouldn't be eating, so that your body gets used to having less food."
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
John takes the last of Lars's breakfast. "No more, you'll get sick in the middle of battle."
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Lars finishes his food and turns to look at Iravias with a horrified look, "Are you telling me that there isn't going to be food where we are going?! I wonder if I can do something about that..." He turns to the side and scratches his head, "I wonder if I can do something about that..."
John asks Malwyn for some rations before the group leaves.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
"...friend, you do know where we're going, yes? We're going to the Far Realm. There is definitely not going to be any food there. Or at least, no food that we could stomach."
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
"Have you heard of the wondrous food known as RATIONS? They keep you full and also energized."
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
"...friend, you do know where we're going, yes? We're going to the Far Realm. There is definitely not going to be any food there. Or at least, no food that we could stomach."
“Hey I got 1,2,3...10 days rations. I’m kinda small so I don’t need as much. I could share with you if you like.” Jerold says with a smile.
"We will likely be able to purchase foods when we arrive in Greyhawk, as well."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
After he says this, Xhandras slips a ring off of his finger and gives it to his simulacrum. The ring is silver, with elaborate patterns worked into it and an amber gemstone set in its socket.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Indeed. And, Jerold, I'm fine, thank you very much. I have my own rations. And water. I have a lot of water."
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
(I'm back... Found no cat, and gave out quite a few fliers.)
(Is he/she an indoor cat?)
(We try to keep him inside, but he gets out regularly, and always came back.)
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
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Yawning loudly Lars wakes up and clomps his way downstairs with the grace of a giraffe in a head cone. "I assume you lot are the group that I was assigned to go with? I suppose we should be heading out soon, but breakfast first." He turns to the bartender and orders a plate of eggs and sausage.
As soon as the food arrives, Lars takes off his bulky helmet and begins scarfing down his food with an alacrity not expected from someone wearing such heavy armor. In between bites he tries to mumble out, "Mfmmf- Where I -mmf- come from we don't really have funerals. -mffmmm- We mostly just -fmfmmf- move on with life -mmfm-." Pausing for a second, Lars stops eating and thinks for a second before correcting himself, "Although I wouldn't know, I was never even invited to a funeral... I was always too busy with my work." Once his piece is said he shrugs and turns back to his food with a ferocity that would alarm even the most zealous barbarian.
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
"I have only been to two. The funeral of my father... and of my mother," Xhandras says in a low voice.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Iravias walks up to the group, yawning loudly.
"Mornin, all. Did anyone else sleep poorly last night? I kept having strange dreams..."
He looks over at Lars.
"Oh, hello there, newcomer! Are you joining us on our quest?"
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
“Hiya Iravias...I kind slept lousy too...it may have been that ale I had...But Im fit as a fiddle now.”
Lars looks up when he sees someone talking to him and attempts to talk again with his mouth full, "Ye -mmf- That would -ffmf- be me!" He then returns his undivided attention to the food in front of him.
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
(I'm back... Found no cat, and gave out quite a few fliers.)
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
*Oh, I'm really sorry. I hope they show up soon.*
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
(Thanks.)
John stands up, and glances at Lars. "You shouldn't eat too much. It can make you sick when it comes to the time."
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
"Yeah. If anything, you shouldn't be eating, so that your body gets used to having less food."
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
John takes the last of Lars's breakfast. "No more, you'll get sick in the middle of battle."
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Lars finishes his food and turns to look at Iravias with a horrified look, "Are you telling me that there isn't going to be food where we are going?! I wonder if I can do something about that..." He turns to the side and scratches his head, "I wonder if I can do something about that..."
(OOC: When are we getting a campaign going?)
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
John asks Malwyn for some rations before the group leaves.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
"...friend, you do know where we're going, yes? We're going to the Far Realm. There is definitely not going to be any food there. Or at least, no food that we could stomach."
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
"Have you heard of the wondrous food known as RATIONS? They keep you full and also energized."
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
“Hey I got 1,2,3...10 days rations. I’m kinda small so I don’t need as much. I could share with you if you like.” Jerold says with a smile.
"We will likely be able to purchase foods when we arrive in Greyhawk, as well."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
(Is he/she an indoor cat?)
After he says this, Xhandras slips a ring off of his finger and gives it to his simulacrum. The ring is silver, with elaborate patterns worked into it and an amber gemstone set in its socket.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Indeed. And, Jerold, I'm fine, thank you very much. I have my own rations. And water. I have a lot of water."
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
(We try to keep him inside, but he gets out regularly, and always came back.)
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.