Kane sees the pie. “Guys, we are not stealing the pie. Maybe we can offer to buy it from her? Allow me. Excuse me, ma’am? Is that tasty apple pie for sale?”
You see the old lady turn around and is suddenly startled by the tiefling standing in front of her pie "You would like some of my pie? Ah, yes. You can have a free sample." She cuts into the pie and suddenly the apple filling oozes out onto a plate. The old lady also gets you a cup of coffee to go with it.
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Kane sees the pie. “Guys, we are not stealing the pie. Maybe we can offer to buy it from her? Allow me. Excuse me, ma’am? Is that tasty apple pie for sale?”
You see the old lady turn around and is suddenly startled by the tiefling standing in front of her pie "You would like some of my pie? Ah, yes. You can have a free sample." She cuts into the pie and suddenly the apple filling oozes out onto a plate. The old lady also gets you a cup of coffee to go with it.
*The DM said 'oozes' for a reason! Get out your weapons! We have an ochre jelly on the loose!*
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*I'm sorry, but is there a reason he is this paranoid?*
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
*I'm sorry, but is there a reason he is this paranoid?*
*That was OOC.*
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Kane sees the pie. “Guys, we are not stealing the pie. Maybe we can offer to buy it from her? Allow me. Excuse me, ma’am? Is that tasty apple pie for sale?”
You see the old lady turn around and is suddenly startled by the tiefling standing in front of her pie "You would like some of my pie? Ah, yes. You can have a free sample." She cuts into the pie and suddenly the apple filling oozes out onto a plate. The old lady also gets you a cup of coffee to go with it.
*The DM said 'oozes' for a reason! Get out your weapons! We have an ochre jelly on the loose!*
The old lady sees you get out your weapons as you start staring at the pie with paranoia then she says before Kane can get a bite of the pie "If your gonna act like that now I won't give you any pie." She grabs the pie and gives it to another person in the Tavern. You see the sun is setting and it is starting to go into the night.
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"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Kane sees the pie. “Guys, we are not stealing the pie. Maybe we can offer to buy it from her? Allow me. Excuse me, ma’am? Is that tasty apple pie for sale?”
You see the old lady turn around and is suddenly startled by the tiefling standing in front of her pie "You would like some of my pie? Ah, yes. You can have a free sample." She cuts into the pie and suddenly the apple filling oozes out onto a plate. The old lady also gets you a cup of coffee to go with it.
*The DM said 'oozes' for a reason! Get out your weapons! We have an ochre jelly on the loose!*
The old lady sees you get out your weapons as you start staring at the pie with paranoia then she says before Kane can get a bite of the pie "If your gonna act like that now I won't give you any pie." She grabs the pie and gives it to another person in the Tavern. You see the sun is setting and it is starting to go into the night.
*That was OOC. I used the asterisks.*
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John gets up from his seat at the bar, and goes to find the shadiest person he can find.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
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Investigation check: 20
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
*Is anyone still here? Everything just went quite.*
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
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Kane sees the pie. “Guys, we are not stealing the pie. Maybe we can offer to buy it from her? Allow me. Excuse me, ma’am? Is that tasty apple pie for sale?”
You see the old lady turn around and is suddenly startled by the tiefling standing in front of her pie "You would like some of my pie? Ah, yes. You can have a free sample." She cuts into the pie and suddenly the apple filling oozes out onto a plate. The old lady also gets you a cup of coffee to go with it.
*The DM said 'oozes' for a reason! Get out your weapons! We have an ochre jelly on the loose!*
The old lady sees you get out your weapons as you start staring at the pie with paranoia then she says before Kane can get a bite of the pie "If your gonna act like that now I won't give you any pie." She grabs the pie and gives it to another person in the Tavern. You see the sun is setting and it is starting to go into the night.
*That was OOC. I used the asterisks.*
Oh, yeah nevermind about what I said.
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"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
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"Where is this necromantic magic coming from?" Xhandras asks Lars.
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At this point, Lars takes his gauntlet, casts booming blade, and sends bits of this evil pie everywhere. He then walks straight up to the old woman and pulls his gauntleted fist back as if to strike her and says, "Everybody, get out of the tavern." Next, he turns to face the old woman and says, "You have five seconds to tell me why there was necromancy magic on that pie before my friend John here puts a bullet in your head and then I do to your body what I just did to the pie!"
Intimidation: 2
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“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
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*The paranoia begins: "Protection from poison, protection from energy, absorb elements, primordial ward, stoneskin, invulnerability!"*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*The DM said 'oozes' for a reason! Get out your weapons! We have an ochre jelly on the loose!*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*I'm sorry, but is there a reason he is this paranoid?*
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
*That was OOC.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*All right.*
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
The old lady sees you get out your weapons as you start staring at the pie with paranoia then she says before Kane can get a bite of the pie "If your gonna act like that now I won't give you any pie." She grabs the pie and gives it to another person in the Tavern. You see the sun is setting and it is starting to go into the night.
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
(OOC: Did my Detect Magic sense anything in the tavern?)
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
*DM, that was all said OOC.*
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
*That was OOC. I used the asterisks.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
John gets up from his seat at the bar, and goes to find the shadiest person he can find.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Investigation check: 20
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
*Is anyone still here? Everything just went quite.*
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
(OOC: Still here... just waiting on a reply to my detect magic)
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
*Im still here, but the DM is not*
*Same.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Oh, yeah nevermind about what I said.
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
*Oh, the DM is here.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You can sense magic and the school is necromancy.
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
"Where is this necromantic magic coming from?" Xhandras asks Lars.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
At this point, Lars takes his gauntlet, casts booming blade, and sends bits of this evil pie everywhere. He then walks straight up to the old woman and pulls his gauntleted fist back as if to strike her and says, "Everybody, get out of the tavern." Next, he turns to face the old woman and says, "You have five seconds to tell me why there was necromancy magic on that pie before my friend John here puts a bullet in your head and then I do to your body what I just did to the pie!"
Intimidation: 2
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”