Stupid Character Ideas

A drow who is colour blind and believe they are a normal elf.

* A cleric/paladin that breaks the fourth wall by "Talking to the gods"

*A warlock that breaks the fourth wall by "Talking to their deity"

*A bard with high perception but socialophobia,so they see the hundreds of warriors coming the parties way but is to shy to tell them

*A sentient axe that wields a wizard, and acts like the axe from beauty and the beast, funny scenario 1: axe: "Cast fireball!" wizard: "but they're immune to-" axe:"FIREBALL!! Do it or I'll chop you in half!"

*A creature with no fingers but wields a gun, but since they have no fingers they just slap people with the gun

*A wizard with dislexia

*A drow rogue that's afraid of the dark

* An Artificer who never finishes the back of their contraptions (What do you mean its just Grian!?)

* An artificer who steals from anyone with scars (definitely NOT MUMBO)

* A pacifist named killsalot

* A gnome (or other small race) named Jumbo

*A bard with a drum that turns into a hammer, which they smash the enemy with, and just never casts spells with it

* A dragon that gets bored guarding its treasure so it has none, always uses the polymorph spell to polymorph into a humanoid with draconic wings, and horns

*A bard with a die that changes his instrument to be better or worse depending on the roll, e.g. 6 - electric guitar, 2 - cymbols. Acts more like a rogue though

*A goliath parole officer assigned to the bard, the bard always tries to bribe her, and always fails

*A goliath BARDbarian with red tiefling like skin, casts fly + enlarge and screams as he squishes you with his enlarged size

*A sadistic flat yellow triangle and hates humans

*A drow hunter, a high elf that hates thus hunts drow

* A trenchcoat disguised as two goblins (The opisite of two goblins in a trenchcoat)

I did a one shot to intro some of my friends Into dnd, said I’d make their character sheets, I did this, the campaign was just the plot of shrek 2

I have occasionally wondered why a fire breathing dragon would have piles of loose coins; it could instead pound, melt and form the coins into a large bed / sofa style of recliner furniture and then simply recline on that furniture. Any adventuring group that ented into this lair would be confronted with the enormous recliner but would have to leave the bulk of the treasure because the golden recliner would be too large and too heavy to carry away.

If the party is capable of carting off the individual coins from a hoard, they can figure out a way to cart off a mass of coins that have been fused together.

If all else fails, remember that pure gold is soft enough to be shaped with your bare hands.  It definitely isn't going to hold up to being cut into pieces with a magic sword.

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If the party is capable of carting off the individual coins from a hoard, they can figure out a way to cart off a mass of coins that have been fused together.

If all else fails, remember that pure gold is soft enough to be shaped with your bare hands.  It definitely isn't going to hold up to being cut into pieces with a magic sword.

 True, but such a situation will make the party THINK!

♫♫ CUT MY COUCH INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY MAGIC SWORD! ♫♫ FROM A DRAGON, I'M STEALING! DON'T HAVE A SPELL TO MAKE THE JOB EASY! ♫♫

SOMEBODY MAKE DROW UNCLE RUCKUS! PLEASE! (Or a using that concept, but they are VERY much hating drow because of their color blindness)

Blind swordsman:

Fighter with the 2014 version of the Alert feat and the blindfighting fighting style.

You can effectively "see" anyone at 10ft, and don't get attacked with advantage from people that are further from 10 ft.

It is incredibly fun to play!

An Evil fighter who introduces himself by name.  "I am Doom.  Yor Doom!"

And as a threat to a player who always made his character's names a sex joke, a player was going to make Plun-Darr the Barbarian.  "Lords of Loot!"

In a Star Wars campaign where the GM started every new group off with working for a corporation as a gaming group we told him next time we would play an entire party of Gammoreans, and call the party Pigs.....In.....Spaaaaaaacccccce!

An idea inspired by a half-heard (and possibly misheard) comment: A Bard who is a traveling snake-oil salesman who goes by the name "Dr. Crimes," with the motto "Remedies so good, it ought to be a crime!" Which it is, because fraud is a crime. If only I could think of a good hook to send him adventuring.

My latest is Magrabufian. He's a cleric of the War domain. He wears chainmail with a minor passive illusion enchantment - it's mostly invisible. He also wears a shirt over it that he rips off at random times. He's a muscle-headed lunk who worships a god of muscles. He'd rather punch people with his fists than use anything else, even spells. He does cast Guidance (this is 5.5 version, mind you), but always chooses "Athletics" for the skill they get the bonus to. Even if a rogue is picking a log, Magrabufian will use Guidance to improve Athletics. When asked why, he says: "Because of MUSCLES!" He also has the Silence spell, which he will just as often cast on his allies, if he thinks the wimpy wizards are relying too much on their stupid spells and not relying on their MUSCLES!

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An idea inspired by a half-heard (and possibly misheard) comment: A Bard who is a traveling snake-oil salesman who goes by the name "Dr. Crimes," with the motto "Remedies so good, it ought to be a crime!" Which it is, because fraud is a crime. If only I could think of a good hook to send him adventuring.

 A snake oil sales person?  Sounds like a Charlatan background, with proficiency in Persuasion and Deception. Add proficiency with a Herbalism Kit and/or Brewer's Tools, and you would have someone who could produce sweet tasting potions that do nothing.