* A cleric/paladin that breaks the fourth wall by "Talking to the gods"
*A warlock that breaks the fourth wall by "Talking to their deity"
*A bard with high perception but socialophobia,so they see the hundreds of warriors coming the parties way but is to shy to tell them
*A sentient axe that wields a wizard, and acts like the axe from beauty and the beast, funny scenario 1: axe: "Cast fireball!" wizard: "but they're immune to-" axe:"FIREBALL!! Do it or I'll chop you in half!"
*A creature with no fingers but wields a gun, but since they have no fingers they just slap people with the gun
*A wizard with dislexia
*A drow rogue that's afraid of the dark
*An Eladrin with Split personality disorder so each season has it's own personalities/memories, and if you try to change season you have to make a wisdom save to choose the season, or roll 1d4 for a random one
* An Artificer who never finishes the back of their contraptions (What do you mean its just Grian!?)
* An artificer who steals from anyone with scars (definitely NOT MUMBO)
* A pacifist named killsalot
* A gnome (or other small race) named Jumbo
*A bard with a drum that turns into a hammer, which they smash the enemy with, and just never casts spells with it
* A dragon that gets bored guarding its treasure so it has none, always uses the polymorph spell to polymorph into a humanoid with draconic wings, and horns
*A bard with a die that changes his instrument to be better or worse depending on the roll, e.g. 6 - electric guitar, 2 - cymbols. Acts more like a rogue though
*A goliath parole officer assigned to the bard, the bard always tries to bribe her, and always fails
*A goliath BARDbarian with red tiefling like skin, casts fly + enlarge and screams as he squishes you with his enlarged size
*A sadistic flat yellow triangle and hates humans
*A drow hunter, a high elf that hates thus hunts drow
A horrid king from another dimension, blessed by the child of life and death, sent to destroy this dimension to ascend to godhood!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Total slytherin. ADHD problem. He/Him. Please PM me about THE Crepe On the Office chair, and remember to Keep your eye on It before putting it in the Envelope with the Seal, and don't forget to add "are in the oven." I'm part of The Cult Of Cats, Meow
I have occasionally wondered why a fire breathing dragon would have piles of loose coins; it could instead pound, melt and form the coins into a large bed / sofa style of recliner furniture and then simply recline on that furniture. Any adventuring group that ented into this lair would be confronted with the enormous recliner but would have to leave the bulk of the treasure because the golden recliner would be too large and too heavy to carry away.
If the party is capable of carting off the individual coins from a hoard, they can figure out a way to cart off a mass of coins that have been fused together.
If all else fails, remember that pure gold is soft enough to be shaped with your bare hands. It definitely isn't going to hold up to being cut into pieces with a magic sword.
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Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
If the party is capable of carting off the individual coins from a hoard, they can figure out a way to cart off a mass of coins that have been fused together.
If all else fails, remember that pure gold is soft enough to be shaped with your bare hands. It definitely isn't going to hold up to being cut into pieces with a magic sword.
True, but such a situation will make the party THINK!
A drow who is colour blind and believe they are a normal elf.
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. Also, the aforementioned podcast as well as Floor is Lava.
* A cleric/paladin that breaks the fourth wall by "Talking to the gods"
*A warlock that breaks the fourth wall by "Talking to their deity"
*A bard with high perception but socialophobia,so they see the hundreds of warriors coming the parties way but is to shy to tell them
*A sentient axe that wields a wizard, and acts like the axe from beauty and the beast, funny scenario 1: axe: "Cast fireball!" wizard: "but they're immune to-" axe:"FIREBALL!! Do it or I'll chop you in half!"
*A creature with no fingers but wields a gun, but since they have no fingers they just slap people with the gun
*A wizard with dislexia
*A drow rogue that's afraid of the dark
*An Eladrin with Split personality disorder so each season has it's own personalities/memories, and if you try to change season you have to make a wisdom save to choose the season, or roll 1d4 for a random one
* An Artificer who never finishes the back of their contraptions (What do you mean its just Grian!?)
* An artificer who steals from anyone with scars (definitely NOT MUMBO)
* A pacifist named killsalot
* A gnome (or other small race) named Jumbo
*A bard with a drum that turns into a hammer, which they smash the enemy with, and just never casts spells with it
* A dragon that gets bored guarding its treasure so it has none, always uses the polymorph spell to polymorph into a humanoid with draconic wings, and horns
*A bard with a die that changes his instrument to be better or worse depending on the roll, e.g. 6 - electric guitar, 2 - cymbols. Acts more like a rogue though
*A goliath parole officer assigned to the bard, the bard always tries to bribe her, and always fails
*A goliath BARDbarian with red tiefling like skin, casts fly + enlarge and screams as he squishes you with his enlarged size
*A sadistic flat yellow triangle and hates humans
*A drow hunter, a high elf that hates thus hunts drow
A horrid king from another dimension, blessed by the child of life and death, sent to destroy this dimension to ascend to godhood!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Total slytherin. ADHD problem. He/Him. Please PM me about THE Crepe On the Office chair, and remember to Keep your eye on It before putting it in the Envelope with the Seal, and don't forget to add "are in the oven." I'm part of The Cult Of Cats, Meow
I did a one shot to intro some of my friends Into dnd, said I’d make their character sheets, I did this, the campaign was just the plot of shrek 2
I have occasionally wondered why a fire breathing dragon would have piles of loose coins; it could instead pound, melt and form the coins into a large bed / sofa style of recliner furniture and then simply recline on that furniture. Any adventuring group that ented into this lair would be confronted with the enormous recliner but would have to leave the bulk of the treasure because the golden recliner would be too large and too heavy to carry away.
If the party is capable of carting off the individual coins from a hoard, they can figure out a way to cart off a mass of coins that have been fused together.
If all else fails, remember that pure gold is soft enough to be shaped with your bare hands. It definitely isn't going to hold up to being cut into pieces with a magic sword.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
True, but such a situation will make the party THINK!
♫♫ CUT MY COUCH INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY MAGIC SWORD! ♫♫ FROM A DRAGON, I'M STEALING! DON'T HAVE A SPELL TO MAKE THE JOB EASY! ♫♫
Anzio Faro. Protector Aasimar light cleric. Lvl 18.
Viktor Gavriil. White dragonborn grave cleric. Lvl 20.
Ikram Sahir ibn-Malik al-Sayyid Ra'ad. Brass dragonborn draconic sorcerer Lvl 9. Fire elemental devil.
Wrangler of cats.