A continent that formed around a dead god's skeleton, there be many cities through these lands but one located in the center of the pelvis bone, in a large hole made by a horrific sinkhole that slaughtered countless, the cities name is "The a-hole"
A harbor town controlled by a warlock and illrigger council, devoted to corrupting visiting sailors and sending them out into the world to further the aims of the city's masters: Shell'ure Shoals.
The ancient port city with a harbor desperately in need of dredging? Dragon Anchor.
The isolated but very orderly town in an otherwise chaotic, untamed desert wilderness, run by a gynocracy? Sensible Flats.
The city where factions from many nations meet to negotiate? Tipping Point.
A settlement of dark priests and graveyard attendants at the edge of a vast necropolis? Dead Center.
A wild and lawless frontier town where gambling is common, ruled by devotees of the gods of luck? Paradise (or more properly, Pair o' Dice).
And finally, the one I came up with today...a town near the edge of civilization, home to many failed or retired adventurers? Dumpstadt.
Capital city of the Gnome kingdom - Gnome's Sweet Home
In an AD&D 2e campaign long ago I once had a tavern/nightclub type place that catered mostly to skeletons and other undead. It was called Bone Soir.
also I'm totally stealing Sensible Flats
pronouns: he/she/they
A grand city known for its horses and horses-adjacent industry, Stalliongrad
A continent that formed around a dead god's skeleton, there be many cities through these lands but one located in the center of the pelvis bone, in a large hole made by a horrific sinkhole that slaughtered countless, the cities name is "The a-hole"
The reasoning behind my posting these
Is simple: to encourage outright theft,
And thereby spread my puns like some disease
Across the spinning globe, from right to left.
(Saw this one in a drugstore ages ago, labeling an anti-acne skin care scrub)
A tiny village in a small meadow surrounded by a large, forbidding forest? Blackhead Clearing.
A harbor town controlled by a warlock and illrigger council, devoted to corrupting visiting sailors and sending them out into the world to further the aims of the city's masters: Shell'ure Shoals.
A house for doing ""the censored ahemmm with you-know-who"" filled with masculine and femenine beings, just to be called as ""The vertical smile"".
A ship full of Goblins and driven by a Hobgoblin. The ship's name could be ""Bazzeengah"".
A Tabaxy thief called ""The seenyorito"" who, after successfully robs you, he kisses you so intensely until you fall down to the ground.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
A tavern called "Pour Decisions"
I'm Mettle and I'm probably cool
Seventeen || The Forever DM || He/Him
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