Wow...... All of the stories I have read have been hilarious.

Totally hilarious 😊

So many hilarious deaths, thank you all who have posted their misfortunes so far. Even though this isn't as popular as "Funny Quotes from your Campaigns?", I am glad so many are posting. Here is a bonus one;

DM: at the end of the tunnel, you see something golden.

Fighter: Ooh, Shiny! *Starts walking towards it*

Bard: *Grabs Fighter's shoulder* Wait, what if its a trap.

Fighter: Good point *Makes perception for traps, rolls a 4*

DM: You see no traps

Fighter: Seems safe to me. *Resumes walking towards the Golden thing*

Paladin: I'm still suspicious.

DM: [Fighter], as your walking, you fall down a trapdoor into a pool of lava.

Fighter: *Screams all the way down*.

Paladin: Yup, I knew it. I knew he'd get himself killed eventually.

Heh. I would be like YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! He's dead, and not going to get anyone else killed!

Not so much funny, but when I was playing a monk, and had a group of a life cleric, gloomstalker ranger, and a lock, we got jumped by 3 barb devils and a chain devil, designed to have us talk, but well me and the cleric are chaotic good and we are having none of it, sadly MOSTLY me as the cleric followed my lead got us TPK'd. Still I had fun with it as I see character death as part of the game and sometimes it's going to happen despite the DM's best efforts!

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I agree on stupid characters. It's only if they don't die that they're funny. Here's a (fictitious) example:

Rogue: ooh, Jell-O!

Fighter: uhhhhhh...

Wizard: Gelatinous cube!

Rogue: yeah that's what I said.

[party flees]

Rogue: hey, where did everyone go? What about the Jell-Oglorp glop glug glurg [engulfed by the gelatinous cube]

DM: the rogue's epitaph reads this: was eaten by the jell-o he went out to eat.

 In Soviet dungeon, jell-o always has room for you!

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Quote from DnDShadow5e >>

I agree on stupid characters. It's only if they don't die that they're funny. Here's a (fictitious) example:

Rogue: ooh, Jell-O!

Fighter: uhhhhhh...

Wizard: Gelatinous cube!

Rogue: yeah that's what I said.

[party flees]

Rogue: hey, where did everyone go? What about the Jell-Oglorp glop glug glurg [engulfed by the gelatinous cube]

DM: the rogue's epitaph reads this: was eaten by the jell-o he went out to eat.

 In Soviet dungeon, jell-o always has room for you!

 😂😂😂😂

My friend grabs the enemy pirate captain and jumps off the boat singing the Russian national anthem. 

Wow.

His character was a turtle but we never saw him again and so we think he was eaten by a dragon turtle.

*Obvious confusion*

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His character was a turtle but we never saw him again and so we think he was eaten by a dragon turtle.

 *A Ninja Turtle? lol*

No, a NINJA TORTLE!

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No, a NINJA TORTLE!

 Defo 😂😂😂

Tortles of the Purple Sage lol (an old D&D adventure someone showed me one time about tortle cowboys on the Savage Coast)

Teenage Ninja Tortles was actually a thing I think...............

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Teenage Ninja Tortles was actually a thing I think...............

 I doubt a lot  

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I wasn't in this campaign, but here's the story. Two parties, questing for the Hand of Vecna, one party gets the Hand, but they also leave clues and trails to a "Head" of Vecna, and as the other party follows the trail, they don't realize it's a trick until two of their party members have died.

 Oh, I heard about that one. They thought the head was like the hand/eye of Vecna and they got into a fight over who got to use it, right?

I played LMOP and when we fought the guard wolves we got murdered. Put them to sleep, tried to kill the conscious one.

It grappled my arm and tore it off, also ripping out it's chains from the wall. 

My armor class is 18.

It then moved on to essentially bite our halfling's head off, leaving her with only a few points left, then died to our collective efforts. Then the other two wolves woke up. We decided to move back down the stairs and attack with range.

So, of course, once we tried, the wolves broke free.

Note that we had hit them with oil, and set them on fire.

So we had two flaming wolves barreling down the stairs at us. The first one died.

And the second attacked Harold, our wizard.

Harold was already low on hit points. This reduced him to zero, and he started making death saves.

The wolf then died, so we had to get the wolf off of him. I stabilized Harold with a 25 medicine check, and then lifted the wolf off.

The first time, we used a crowbar, and we couldn't get it off.

We tried again. We threw it off, carcass flung away into the darkness.

And crushed Harold's ribs.

That would have been a death right there if the DM wasn't nice.

Here's a funny story, about how I tpked the party in the first session we ever played.

So, me and my friends were just getting into dnd, and we decided to run Dragon of Icespire Peak as our first campaign. We start our first session, and intro our characters which consist of Edgy Ranger that should've been a Blood Hunter, a Rogue who was two steps away from being a druid, a Wizard who had the largest superiority complex ever (the character, not the player), and me, the stereotypical edgy Fiend Warlock. Eventually , the party gets into an argument, which was between me and the Ranger, since we'd been kicked out of Phandalin, and the Ranger wanted to kill the guards to get in, whilst I thought it was safer to charm our way in. The argument gets out of hand, the ranger fires a crossbow bolt at me, so I shoot back with Burning Hands...forgetting that the party was all clustered together. Failed Dex saves ensue, and since we're all level 1, my high-roll Burning Hands incinerates everyone. Cue about a minute of straight laughing. Eventually, we reset and started Curse of Strahd instead, with me making a kind hearted Artificer, to balance out the highly antagonistic personalities of the party. Everyone was cool about what happened, since we play very casually, and we got a good kick out of it. 

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Here's a funny story, about how I tpked the party in the first session we ever played.

So, me and my friends were just getting into dnd, and we decided to run Dragon of Icespire Peak as our first campaign. We start our first session, and intro our characters which consist of Edgy Ranger that should've been a Blood Hunter, a Rogue who was two steps away from being a druid, a Wizard who had the largest superiority complex ever (the character, not the player), and me, the stereotypical edgy Fiend Warlock. Eventually , the party gets into an argument, which was between me and the Ranger, since we'd been kicked out of Phandalin, and the Ranger wanted to kill the guards to get in, whilst I thought it was safer to charm our way in. The argument gets out of hand, the ranger fires a crossbow bolt at me, so I shoot back with Burning Hands...forgetting that the party was all clustered together. Failed Dex saves ensue, and since we're all level 1, my high-roll Burning Hands incinerates everyone. Cue about a minute of straight laughing. Eventually, we reset and started Curse of Strahd instead, with me making a kind hearted Artificer, to balance out the highly antagonistic personalities of the party. Everyone was cool about what happened, since we play very casually, and we got a good kick out of it. 

 By the way, is Dragon of Icespire Peak any good as a follow up to another starter adventure? I was wondering because I was thinking of starting a D&D group and after we finish a starter module, I'd like to know a follow up.