Howdy!, as you all know, there is the infamus meme of "laying the dragon",and honestly i find it BLOODY ROOKY BARDIC LEVEL STUFF.
So this threat is about how to build a charater with the most chance and capabilty to lay any dragon,a build so seductive it might make tiamat pause and be like "damn he got game" such build that would make any dragon question its sexuality, and any dm question his sanity.
Disclaimer: this is NOT a serious threard
So any suggestion is welcomed as long as it helps the charater screw a dragon, from common to artifacts, to level 20, D&D beyond this build will screw the dragon queen and help you gain half of the hoard at the divorce.
I would recommend the orb of dragonkind, just for starters. The Boon of the Fire Soul would be a good idea too, paired with a portable hole, Hewards Handy Haversack, and a Bag of Holding filled to the top with gold and platinum, just for good measure and a nice horde. The Mace of Terror could be useful two, because you know, Frightful Presence. You could do your own Frightful Presence. Dragon scale mail, some evil dragons would think "Sweet!" Some good dragons would think "Ooh. Good boy." But, it might not be a good idea for some. The Belt of Storm Giant strength could be a good idea because strength would be useful. There's three things to attune too, so... yeah.
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Howdy!, as you all know, there is the infamus meme of "laying the dragon",and honestly i find it BLOODY ROOKY BARDIC LEVEL STUFF.
So this threat is about how to build a charater with the most chance and capabilty to lay any dragon,a build so seductive it might make tiamat pause and be like "damn he got game" such build that would make any dragon question its sexuality, and any dm question his sanity.
Disclaimer: this is NOT a serious threard
So any suggestion is welcomed as long as it helps the charater screw a dragon, from common to artifacts, to level 20, D&D beyond this build will screw the dragon queen and help you gain half of the hoard at the divorce.
I would recommend the orb of dragonkind, just for starters. The Boon of the Fire Soul would be a good idea too, paired with a portable hole, Hewards Handy Haversack, and a Bag of Holding filled to the top with gold and platinum, just for good measure and a nice horde. The Mace of Terror could be useful two, because you know, Frightful Presence. You could do your own Frightful Presence. Dragon scale mail, some evil dragons would think "Sweet!" Some good dragons would think "Ooh. Good boy." But, it might not be a good idea for some. The Belt of Storm Giant strength could be a good idea because strength would be useful. There's three things to attune too, so... yeah.
Hello. I am a red dragonborn. Fear me.