Make a character concept and insult the previous person’s character. It could include some personality/background traits, but does not have to. What happens on this thread stays on this thread, do not report insults on this thread if it is directed at characters.
An aarackockra rune knight that fights by grabbing opponents and then dropping them from the sky
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
It's weak. You're forgoing the damage bonus from enlarging, and grappling means you can't dash, so you can only move 25 feet up the turn you grapple a creature if you start your turn within 5 feet of it. In the time it takes you to reach a decent altitude, the creature you're grappling gets to attack you without penalty(If you restrain them with the grappler feat, you can't move, either, so no dropping.) And you provoke opportunity attacks from creatures near your target when you fly out of their reach.
I don't have a way to insult this, considering that I've never heard of coffe before.
A divine soul sorcerer 17/hexblade warlock 3.
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I think paladin and undead warlock are total opposites and probably don’t go very well together. But maybe you can explain how they do…? Also I would wanna ask who their patron is and how they reconcile their duty to their patron with the oath they swear as a paladin. Also this character would only fit in with a very high powered campaign.
I don't have a way to insult this, considering that I've never heard of coffe before.
A divine soul sorcerer 17/hexblade warlock 3.
I'll help: It's an overrated but also an annoying min-mazing op build.
No, my insult was the typo that Half made.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I think paladin and undead warlock are total opposites and probably don’t go very well together. But maybe you can explain how they do…? Also I would wanna ask who their patron is and how they reconcile their duty to their patron with the oath they swear as a paladin. Also this character would only fit in with a very high powered campaign.
The patron could be something like a former god of good who can now only grant dark power due to their necromantic life - they might have been struck down during the character’s lifetime. IDK. The point of the character was it is brokenly busted.
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I'm pretty sure levitate doesn't go high enough to do lethal damage, at best it'd annoy a goblin, but if it's fighting anymore than two things, it's in deep water since they can only target one thing. Idk, I'm not bothering to refresh myself on levitate by looking up the spell, so I might be wrong.
Gonna do a character I'm actually currently playing. A goblin who was enslaved for basically her whole life as a forced assassin, and has recently come into freedom after escaping. That's the basics.
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Your goblin is just meat for bigger monsters (not really, but the thread tells me to insult your character).
I'm thinking of playing a lvl 1 fighter, 2 rogue, and 17 sorcerer, in a level 20 boss battle with a friend. I still get 9th level spell slots, can dash disengage or hide as a bonus action, and as a fighter can wear plate and get protection fighter. Plus warcaster lets me wield 2 shields and cast spells. With all that, this MOSTLY SORCERER build gets 23 AC on top of everything else just from 1 level in fighter.
Make a character concept and insult the previous person’s character. It could include some personality/background traits, but does not have to. What happens on this thread stays on this thread, do not report insults on this thread if it is directed at characters.
An aarackockra rune knight that fights by grabbing opponents and then dropping them from the sky
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A Goliath Strength Grappler Monk Way of the Open Hand that uses quivering palm.
Slam my bird first
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
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Until 17th level, an astral monk does the same thing but better and cooler
Same concept from earlier, the grappling bird that drops people from the sky
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It's weak. You're forgoing the damage bonus from enlarging, and grappling means you can't dash, so you can only move 25 feet up the turn you grapple a creature if you start your turn within 5 feet of it. In the time it takes you to reach a decent altitude, the creature you're grappling gets to attack you without penalty(If you restrain them with the grappler feat, you can't move, either, so no dropping.) And you provoke opportunity attacks from creatures near your target when you fly out of their reach.
1st level human fighter.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
About as basic as one gets. Please make a real concept for your next campaign
a 1 strength kobold battle smith whose goal is to get gauntlets of ogre power.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
RAW, this isn't even possible. The only strength reductions in 5e(shadows) are temporary, and stat penalties were removed from Volo's by errata.
Coffelock.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I don't have a way to insult this, considering that I've never heard of coffe before.
A divine soul sorcerer 17/hexblade warlock 3.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I'll help: It's an overrated but also an annoying min-mazing op build.
Okay same to you TTB.
I'm a wizard sage who's researching why this thread exists.
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
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There’s nothing to insult, other than the sheer boringness and stereotypical idea of a wizard sage without elaboration.
A paladin 2/divine soul sorcerer 4/undead warlock 14 with the witherbloom student background and belt of storm giant strength.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
I think paladin and undead warlock are total opposites and probably don’t go very well together. But maybe you can explain how they do…? Also I would wanna ask who their patron is and how they reconcile their duty to their patron with the oath they swear as a paladin. Also this character would only fit in with a very high powered campaign.
No, my insult was the typo that Half made.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The patron could be something like a former god of good who can now only grant dark power due to their necromantic life - they might have been struck down during the character’s lifetime. IDK. The point of the character was it is brokenly busted.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Cheesing by using the strixhaven backgrounds and probabky has an INT of 2.
Variant human hexadin vengeance with sentiel and PAM
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Psychic scream. Or ranged attacks. Or fly speeds.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I don’t know who is above me
(Old Character I had, love to see what happens) A person trapped for 714 years in a castle who is kinda a werewolf and can freeze people
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
Website character sheet not working fix (Hopefully)
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Cool concept, but seems like it'd be difficult to play.
Here's mine: A warlock who casts levitate on enemies, sends them as high as they can, and drops them.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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I'm pretty sure levitate doesn't go high enough to do lethal damage, at best it'd annoy a goblin, but if it's fighting anymore than two things, it's in deep water since they can only target one thing. Idk, I'm not bothering to refresh myself on levitate by looking up the spell, so I might be wrong.
Gonna do a character I'm actually currently playing. A goblin who was enslaved for basically her whole life as a forced assassin, and has recently come into freedom after escaping. That's the basics.
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Your goblin is just meat for bigger monsters (not really, but the thread tells me to insult your character).
I'm thinking of playing a lvl 1 fighter, 2 rogue, and 17 sorcerer, in a level 20 boss battle with a friend. I still get 9th level spell slots, can dash disengage or hide as a bonus action, and as a fighter can wear plate and get protection fighter. Plus warcaster lets me wield 2 shields and cast spells. With all that, this MOSTLY SORCERER build gets 23 AC on top of everything else just from 1 level in fighter.
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HERE.The roleplayoing possibility’s are all trash, unless theirs gnome
a artifcer gnome who despite living in a high magic world doesn’t believe in magic.
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78