Obviously, it's a military parade organized in a way we can't comprehend.
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A march to get oil for all of the machines. (They can only carry a specific amount, so they run out like clockwork.)
Now I'm imagining a gas station owner sitting outside one day, and just watching a hundred thousand robots appear out of nowhere.
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
To construct a new plane of Mechanus, thus increasing robot production and increasing the March's power next time. Eventually, their distortion of reality will lead to the destruction of the universe, since their tears in the fabric of the world are ripping the threads apart.
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Because…AHH THE MODRONS ARE HERE THEY’RE ATTACKING ME H—
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Bacuase, wait, who wants to kill wes?, oh WAIT, THE MAFIA
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Bacuase, wait, who wants to kill wes?, oh WAIT, THE MAFIA
'Twas true...I was slain by the mafia. I shall avenge myself someday!
But anyway -- if you think about it, all of the modron marches happen in the fall, right? I think it's to distract us all while, one by one, they fulfill their pumpkin spice craze.
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
ill start:
to kill everyone
My youtube channel
To chart the precise location of EVERY. SINGLE. TREE in the multiverse.
To ensure order and security over the multiverse (competently)
Skynet becomes active on Oerth
He said wrong answers only.
The Modron March is a sophisticated dance ritual of religious significance.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
They would do that now, wouldn’t they?
Definitely.
Obviously, it's a military parade organized in a way we can't comprehend.
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
The Modron March is very obviously a protest about the laws on chocolate consumption.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
A march to get oil for all of the machines. (They can only carry a specific amount, so they run out like clockwork.)
Now I'm imagining a gas station owner sitting outside one day, and just watching a hundred thousand robots appear out of nowhere.
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
To die, slowly
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
So that the calender works properly. *Ba dum tsss*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
So that the modron count is lowered
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
To construct a new plane of Mechanus, thus increasing robot production and increasing the March's power next time. Eventually, their distortion of reality will lead to the destruction of the universe, since their tears in the fabric of the world are ripping the threads apart.
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
To eat the limbo stone
Because…AHH THE MODRONS ARE HERE THEY’RE ATTACKING ME H—
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
Bacuase, wait, who wants to kill wes?, oh WAIT, THE MAFIA
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
To find the holy grail
'Twas true...I was slain by the mafia. I shall avenge myself someday!
But anyway -- if you think about it, all of the modron marches happen in the fall, right? I think it's to distract us all while, one by one, they fulfill their pumpkin spice craze.
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
To murder all of the... murders!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
To be cunningly manipulated by potatoes.
Seriously, watch out for those things!
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)