Perfume of the sewers. It makes you smell the opposite of whatever everything else smells. Go into a forest and small like ash, go into a city and smell of wildflowers.
a little cherry that telaports to the top of the user head and make them look like there background but if you move you die if someone is looking at you :)
try and make a conter part to this that dos the oppisite or blocks it
A talisman of bad luck: every turn, you take 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 radiance damage. and every time you make a saving throw, it FAILS. every time you get targeted by another creature, it is a critical hit.
The ring of sass. This ring causes everything to come out of the players/NPC's mouth to be overly sassy or sarcastic. Any Persuasion/Intimdation/Deception/Performance check have disadvantage [doesn't require attunement]
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Just like the title says, create a magic item that is silly,useless,funny and pointless!
For example: staff of disintegration, as an action this staff casts disintegrate on itself,turning the staff to dust.
Staff of dice. As an action, you can cause it to roll a d20 for no reason at all (I.E. the roll does nothing)
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
Staff of ridiculous sounds that makes them not at will, but whenever you're trying to be sneaky
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
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The FIERY SWORD!! Deals 50d100 but, TO YOURSELF!
The Warped Sword- deals 5d10 to damage YOURSELF and HEALS 5d10 damage from the person you targeted.
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A dice.
You can roll it if you want?
Lol Ima attack with warped sword.
Damage to me 27.
Healing to my enemy 28.
A necklace of strangling.
It strangles whoever puts it on.
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
a banna that can make a person in to a banna man just dont get to close to bread trust me and jelly oh god help us the meme gods dont get to close
Perfume of the sewers. It makes you smell the opposite of whatever everything else smells. Go into a forest and small like ash, go into a city and smell of wildflowers.
anti-adamantine armor...
all hits on you are crit hits
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
a little cherry that telaports to the top of the user head and make them look like there background but if you move you die if someone is looking at you :)
try and make a conter part to this that dos the oppisite or blocks it
and i can make a light super gun sniper
A magic pencil that could write in any color...
...if it could, but its tip is broken. It's pointless. :D
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
A Mini Dragon Skull of Commanding.
When you activate it, it commands that you bring it all the snacks!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Homebrew - Circle of the Living Machines Druid, Path of the Dragon Soul Barbarian
My hombrew Great Wyrm Dragons
A potion of re-generalization
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
A talisman of bad luck: every turn, you take 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 radiance damage. and every time you make a saving throw, it FAILS. every time you get targeted by another creature, it is a critical hit.
Hello fellow human. I like you, am a human.
A potion of shrinking you to stirge popcorn size
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
The ring of sass. This ring causes everything to come out of the players/NPC's mouth to be overly sassy or sarcastic. Any Persuasion/Intimdation/Deception/Performance check have disadvantage [doesn't require attunement]