Welcome to Kill This Character! This game is an endless drag of one character after another murdering each other because they were specifically created to do that. What fun!
To play, look at the most recent post. It will have a description of the character you're trying to kill. Try to create a different character (not a full set of stats, but simply a brief description of its class, features, tactics, and gimmicks). Then, describe how your new character effortlessly kills the character described above.
For example, if the post above says, "A huge, muscular barbarian with an axe rages and cuts off the wizard's head with a single attack before he has a chance to react," a good response would be, "An aarakocra rogue flies in with a longbow and shoots at the barbarian from 100 feet away while he flails helplessly."
To start us off, come up with a character that can kill my aarakocra-with-a-bow example. Happy murdering!
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Welcome to Kill This Character! This game is an endless drag of one character after another murdering each other because they were specifically created to do that. What fun!
To play, look at the most recent post. It will have a description of the character you're trying to kill. Try to create a different character (not a full set of stats, but simply a brief description of its class, features, tactics, and gimmicks). Then, describe how your new character effortlessly kills the character described above.
For example, if the post above says, "A huge, muscular barbarian with an axe rages and cuts off the wizard's head with a single attack before he has a chance to react," a good response would be, "An aarakocra rogue flies in with a longbow and shoots at the barbarian from 100 feet away while he flails helplessly."
To start us off, come up with a character that can kill my aarakocra-with-a-bow example. Happy murdering!
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
A half-elf wizard casts sleep on your aarakocra with a bow and he falls to his death.
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My Sorcidan Aasimar smites your wizard and cuts off his hands and head
My fire genasi wizard casts Heat Metal.
My aaracockra rune knight fighter drops another of his enemies onto the wizard
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My bard breaks your eardrums with his singing.
His race is bard his class is bard his life is bard. HE IS BARD
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My 72 year old thoroughly deaf human warlock hits the Bard with four eldritch blasts turning him to dust.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
My halfling rogue sneaks up on your deaf human and stabs him in the back, him not being able to hear the rogue coming behind him.
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My moon druid in a form with perception expertise spots your rogue and wins the fight
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
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My cleric, Casts antimagic field, and uses his mace to kill the moon druid
My Rouge tells you his tragic edgy backstory. Your cleric dies from cringe damage.
My kalashtar fighter who is resistant to cringe damage, which is a form of psychic damage, kills your rogue
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
My elf wizard casts sleep and then lightning bolt.
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My illusion wizard conjures an image of a dozen dozen orcs which distracts your elf enough for my wizard to kill him.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
My Orc Barbarian blends in with the Orcs and chops your wizard in half with his axe.
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