I sell the fish to one of my mouths for 0 dollars, then give the profit to you. Technically since we're a hive mind- family, I mean family- the other mouth counts as a seperate entity.
Job: Being me 7 artifacts of unimaginable power.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I set up the ritual, but then remove it immediately as you only asked for it to be set up, never specifying how long it should remain
job: find me an op dnd character combo for the monk class
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I use Temu to buy some materials cuz im a miser. But I must test run it... whoops guess im a god now :p it PROBALBY still works.
Job: Craft me a belt of storm giant strength, cuz that's my dump stat
I craft it, but as you only said to craft it and not give it to you, I put it on instead
Give me a coin
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
I give you something better then a regular coin: a ✨ magic ✨ coin!
This coin is worth approximately 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 platinum pieces. However, nobody besides the owner can realize it's worth. The first person to put it in their pocket claims that coin and is now it's wielder. Anyone else cannot discern the worth of it, even by a wish spell.
Please set up a ritual for me to ascend to godlike, eldritch power, keeping it in place for me to dismantle on my own, and do not test run it yourself, instead make sure it is set up perfectly with no flaws.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Sure why not. It’s a good place to hide from murderous dragons
Job: help me annoy the dragon club
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Welp, it annoys me that you called dragons murderous, and I'm a part of the DragonClub.
Job: Tell Himy that dragons are the best.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
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Rules:
1. Be nice
2. Have fun
All you do is post a job and say how you completed the job above you example, this can get as bizarre as u like:
p1: kill dragon
p2: i kill dragon with power word kill, job: harvest my potatoes
and so on
ill go first: Job: Catch a big purple fish, sell it and give me the profit.
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
I sell the fish to one of my mouths for 0 dollars, then give the profit to you. Technically since we're a hive mind- family, I mean family- the other mouth counts as a seperate entity.
Job: Being me 7 artifacts of unimaginable power.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I bring you all 5 of the orbs of dragonkind and then give you the eye and hand of Vecna
Job: Find me 1,000 souls of creatures cr 17 or higher... to do stuff with...
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
I find them, but I don't bring them to you. I just take photos of them and give them to you, since you only asked us to find them.
Job: Set up a ritual for me to ascend to higher then godlike power, please.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I set up the ritual, but then remove it immediately as you only asked for it to be set up, never specifying how long it should remain
job: find me an op dnd character combo for the monk class
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I use Temu to buy some materials cuz im a miser. But I must test run it... whoops guess im a god now :p it PROBALBY still works.
Job: Craft me a belt of storm giant strength, cuz that's my dump stat
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
I craft it, but as you only said to craft it and not give it to you, I put it on instead
Give me a coin
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
I give you something better then a regular coin: a ✨ magic ✨ coin!
This coin is worth approximately 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 platinum pieces. However, nobody besides the owner can realize it's worth. The first person to put it in their pocket claims that coin and is now it's wielder. Anyone else cannot discern the worth of it, even by a wish spell.
Please set up a ritual for me to ascend to godlike, eldritch power, keeping it in place for me to dismantle on my own, and do not test run it yourself, instead make sure it is set up perfectly with no flaws.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I do it perfectly :D
Give me the items foot and nose or vecna and homebrew a magic item for them (2nd part optional)
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
I homebrew them very OP, but instead of giving you those i give you nonmagical ones.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Since you didn't give me a job, I take a vacation to the Feywild to party with Arch.
Job: Come party in the Feywild too! And bring some more people (from DDB)! Say who you brought.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Sure why not. It’s a good place to hide from murderous dragons
Job: help me annoy the dragon club
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Welp, it annoys me that you called dragons murderous, and I'm a part of the DragonClub.
Job: Tell Himy that dragons are the best.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Himy’s head voice: “dragons are the best!”
Himy: “Stop the cap.”
”But they are! When have I ever lied to you?”
”You try and get me to kill myself.”
job: help me destroy the dragon club
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I do the job terribly and kill you.
Job: Assist me in reconstructing he dragon club perfectly and do it well.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.