Make up really bad suggestions for either DND, DNDBeyond, or Roll20.
For example, you could suggest;
''You now instantly die if you get hit by an explosion''
Have fun. >:)
(You could also do Pathfinder ig)
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
What about wizards?
Read the first quote
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
''*Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires''
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Technically artificers are also the hardest since its locked behind a paywall meaning you also need to get a j*b (Unless...)
But yea Warlocks are the hardest
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
Now, whenever you encounter a non-intelligent monster, they ask you a dumb riddle with a bad punch line.
Example:
You are walking along in the sewers under Water deep, avoiding Xanathar's troops. You come across a pack of rats, which all say, "riddle me this, riddle me that. what do you call a cow with no legs? ur mom"
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I know! all spellcasters, half, partial, or full, can now cast Wish as a cantrip! and also, no repercussions like the spell usually has!
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I suggest we double the price of all our rulebooks. We need more funding.
OH GOD NO
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
Make up really bad suggestions for either DND, DNDBeyond, or Roll20.
For example, you could suggest;
''You now instantly die if you get hit by an explosion''
Have fun. >:)
(You could also do Pathfinder ig)
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
...
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Read the first quote
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
''*Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires''
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Technically artificers are also the hardest since its locked behind a paywall meaning you also need to get a j*b (Unless...)
But yea Warlocks are the hardest
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
...
Now, whenever you encounter a non-intelligent monster, they ask you a dumb riddle with a bad punch line.
Example:
You are walking along in the sewers under Water deep, avoiding Xanathar's troops. You come across a pack of rats, which all say, "riddle me this, riddle me that. what do you call a cow with no legs? ur mom"
Every dragon's alignment becomes the opposite, but all magic that would detect or reveal their alignment still treats it as the original.
Have fun :)
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Pwk is a cantrip
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
Does 'Pwk' stand for something? As in, is that an acronym, or...
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
power word kill
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
Ah. Hmm...
How about Finger of Death as a cantrip? Infinite, permanently controlled zombies?
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
I know! all spellcasters, half, partial, or full, can now cast Wish as a cantrip! and also, no repercussions like the spell usually has!
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Agreed! And this includes NPC spellcasters...
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
I suggest we double the price of all our rulebooks. We need more funding.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
OH GOD NO
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
Goodness, 52 pounds would be way too much.
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Yeah... good point...
WE SHOULD TRIPLE IT!
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
...
Someone call the police on this shadow! They are disturbing the peace!
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)