Picture this: you're sitting in your house, watching Netflix. You're just chilling there, drinking the last soda you found in the back of the fridge, munching on stale popcorn, and you realize you're bored as hell. You need a change of pace. You need an experience that is... out of this world. But what could possibly offer you the novelty that you seek?
Well, worry no more, dear friend. For if head out to your mailbox, amidst all the junk and the overdue bills, you'll find the magical item: The Brochure of Planar Travel!
Unlike that trick Mr. Krabs pulled on Squidward in that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants, the brochure itself is not the prize, but rather it is the all-expenses paid, 100% non-lethal trip to any one plane of your choice.
Perhaps you'd enjoy an ocean cruise on the Plane of Water? Maybe you'd like to experience the lush forests of Arvandor, and kick Corellon's ass for allowing there to be so many damn subraces of elf? Or would you like to head down to the Abyss and go "neener-neener" at all the passing demons not allowed to rip out your f**king spine? The choice is yours, but choose wisely...
I'd love an all expenses paid three week vacation to the Feywilds. However, this sounds too good to be true, like some sort of Total Recall situation...
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Picture this: you're sitting in your house, watching Netflix. You're just chilling there, drinking the last soda you found in the back of the fridge, munching on stale popcorn, and you realize you're bored as hell. You need a change of pace. You need an experience that is... out of this world. But what could possibly offer you the novelty that you seek?
Well, worry no more, dear friend. For if head out to your mailbox, amidst all the junk and the overdue bills, you'll find the magical item: The Brochure of Planar Travel!
Unlike that trick Mr. Krabs pulled on Squidward in that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants, the brochure itself is not the prize, but rather it is the all-expenses paid, 100% non-lethal trip to any one plane of your choice.
Perhaps you'd enjoy an ocean cruise on the Plane of Water? Maybe you'd like to experience the lush forests of Arvandor, and kick Corellon's ass for allowing there to be so many damn subraces of elf? Or would you like to head down to the Abyss and go "neener-neener" at all the passing demons not allowed to rip out your f**king spine? The choice is yours, but choose wisely...
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I'd love an all expenses paid three week vacation to the Feywilds. However, this sounds too good to be true, like some sort of Total Recall situation...