Has anyone else noticed how guinea pigs are dangerous aliens?
In Norwegian they're called "Marsvin", meaning "Mars Pig", and what do they eat? Lettuce.
Do you know what else eats lettuce? Tortoises.
Do you know why tortoises have massively thick shells? can't be to protect them from lettuce, so it must be to protect against something else - guinea pigs.
Ergo, guinea pigs must be extremely dangerous if tortoises need thick shells to protect from them. When did tortoises evolve? During the dinosaur times.
And what was becoming more prevalent when the dinosaurs went extinct? Small mammals.
Who didn't have thick shells? (most) dinosaurs.
Therefore, guinea pigs came from mars, wiped out the dinosaurs, spared the tortoises and the aquatic animals, and settled on earth.
Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
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Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
That's probably how they did in the dinosaurs...
Guys your smarter than that.
But it all makes sense!
They say dinosaurs had feathers, though most fossils they have show no evidence of it. And then you look at what ringworm does to birds - it makes them lose their feathers!
Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
That's probably how they did in the dinosaurs...
Guys your smarter than that.
But it all makes sense!
They say dinosaurs had feathers, though most fossils they have show no evidence of it. And then you look at what ringworm does to birds - it makes them lose their feathers!
Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
That's probably how they did in the dinosaurs...
Guys your smarter than that.
But it all makes sense!
They say dinosaurs had feathers, though most fossils they have show no evidence of it. And then you look at what ringworm does to birds - it makes them lose their feathers!
Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
That's probably how they did in the dinosaurs...
Guys your smarter than that.
But it all makes sense!
They say dinosaurs had feathers, though most fossils they have show no evidence of it. And then you look at what ringworm does to birds - it makes them lose their feathers!
Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
That's probably how they did in the dinosaurs...
Guys your smarter than that.
But it all makes sense!
They say dinosaurs had feathers, though most fossils they have show no evidence of it. And then you look at what ringworm does to birds - it makes them lose their feathers!
Really, seriously
Well, what would you say killed the dinosaurs?
Meteor or a asteroid
sooo... you're suggesting something came from space and killed the dinosaurs?
Ok no one knows what killed the dinosaurs. So the first guinea pig was born 5000 BC and dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago so...
Well, obviously they've evolved since then!
Look at what pugs look like ocmpared with wolves - same story for guinea pigs! I wonder how scary they used to be... They're closely related to molerats you know...
I don’t know what I expected to be posted on this thread, but it wasn’t a debate about whether guinea pigs killed the dinosaurs.
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Has anyone else noticed how guinea pigs are dangerous aliens?
In Norwegian they're called "Marsvin", meaning "Mars Pig", and what do they eat? Lettuce.
Do you know what else eats lettuce? Tortoises.
Do you know why tortoises have massively thick shells? can't be to protect them from lettuce, so it must be to protect against something else - guinea pigs.
Ergo, guinea pigs must be extremely dangerous if tortoises need thick shells to protect from them. When did tortoises evolve? During the dinosaur times.
And what was becoming more prevalent when the dinosaurs went extinct? Small mammals.
Who didn't have thick shells? (most) dinosaurs.
Therefore, guinea pigs came from mars, wiped out the dinosaurs, spared the tortoises and the aquatic animals, and settled on earth.
They's dangerous!
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Bunny's eat lettuce and guinea pigs do not come from mars.
Bunnys are just guinea pigs with proficiency in perception checks which involve hearing!
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Guinea pigs gave me trauma. I got ringworm from them three times, and it was awful.
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That's probably how they did in the dinosaurs...
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Guys your smarter than that.
But it all makes sense!
They say dinosaurs had feathers, though most fossils they have show no evidence of it. And then you look at what ringworm does to birds - it makes them lose their feathers!
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
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Really, seriously
Well, what would you say killed the dinosaurs?
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Meteor or a asteroid
sooo... you're suggesting something came from space and killed the dinosaurs?
What if the meteor was the guinea pigs ship??!?
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Ok no one knows what killed the dinosaurs. So the first guinea pig was born 5000 BC and dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago so...
Well, obviously they've evolved since then!
Look at what pugs look like ocmpared with wolves - same story for guinea pigs! I wonder how scary they used to be... They're closely related to molerats you know...
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DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
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I don’t know what I expected to be posted on this thread, but it wasn’t a debate about whether guinea pigs killed the dinosaurs.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Yeah, I don't know how it's debatable. Guinea pigs obviously drove dinosaurs extinct.
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