While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
ALSO Ash has just, Y'know died like 6 times before.
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
"flippers? is that you?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
It’s things like this that those vegans who are vegan to “save the animals” get triggered by
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
It’s things like this that those vegans who are vegan to “save the animals” get triggered by
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
It’s things like this that those vegans who are vegan to “save the animals” get triggered by
yeah, seriously but the pokemon world is DARK
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
It’s things like this that those vegans who are vegan to “save the animals” get triggered by
yeah, seriously but the pokemon world is DARK
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
While we're here, can we explain the logistics of HOW THE HECK a 15-something year old can capture the GODS OF TIME AND SPACE? Seriously, I think it's a little ridiculous how a teenager with a rat, a bird and a turtle can capture even ARCEUS!
pokemon screen writers: Logic? whats that?
actually 10 year olds
not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't age.
yeah, he should be what? 27?
What we really should be concerned about here is how Ash's Pikachu, the same Pikachu he used to conquer several Elite Fours and Champions, got the stuffing pounded out of him by a rival's fresh-out-of-the-Pokemon Box Level 5 Snivy.
how about the fact that the one time Pikachu actually died, a Literal Miracle bird revived them unexpectedly.
That's without even into the whole Greninja debacle! I mean, it just doesn't make sense!
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
It’s things like this that those vegans who are vegan to “save the animals” get triggered by
yeah, seriously but the pokemon world is DARK
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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ALSO Ash has just, Y'know died like 6 times before.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
how about the part where live animals are stuffed into compressed spaces for indefinite amounts of time?
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I mean, there's also how Team Rocket managed to effectively reset Pikachu's level back to 1 one time with, I kid you not, just a Big. Freaking. Magnet.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
multiple people force their pokemon to mega evolve, which causes them severe pain.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I know for a fact all these Pokémon trainers aren’t vegan, I saw ash eating at a buffet once… a whole lotta meat
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Yeah, in one episode of indigo league they just straight up show a cut up magikarp
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"flippers? is that you?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It’s things like this that those vegans who are vegan to “save the animals” get triggered by
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
yeah, seriously but the pokemon world is DARK
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger