Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
yup, man this is just the tip of the iceberg
Yeah, not to mention how many dark theories can be made
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
yup, man this is just the tip of the iceberg
Yeah, not to mention how many dark theories can be made
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
yup, man this is just the tip of the iceberg
Yeah, not to mention how many dark theories can be made
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
yup, man this is just the tip of the iceberg
Yeah, not to mention how many dark theories can be made
Rattata usually don’t evolve into ratticate because they die of starvation first
Kabutops just straight up rips to shreds it LIVE prey.
Arbok is a literal cobra, and therefore constricts it’s prey
Hypno hypnotises children & kid naps them
A Phantump is the soul of a child who got lost in the woods and died
Gastley is the ghost of someone who died from toxic gas inhalation.
Litwick feeds off life energy to strengthen it’s flame, and when it appears as if they are helping you, by lighting up the dark places, they are actually leading you to the ghost realm
The brighter the flame a Litwick's flame glows, the younger the soul its burning.
Baynetts are thrown out dolls, turned into Pokémon through resentment for the child that threw it away
A girl who saw Mimikyu's real appearance didn't die straight away, but was in shock & incredible pain whole she passed away the same night.
There is a ghost mimikyu, not just a ghost type but an actual ghost.
yup, man this is just the tip of the iceberg
Yeah, not to mention how many dark theories can be made
If you had to eat a Pokemon, which one would it be? Would it be prepared in some specific way?
Combusken deep fried, it’s got that natural fire type spicyness that I love, and hey it’s fried chicken
Grilled Feebas for me. Season it with some lemon pepper and dill, and dig in!
probably cherubi. or mix in into a regular salad, and dig in.
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Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
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Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
Ash: "PIKACHU NO!!!"
Me & Yvonne: "never thought lightning rat would taste so good.
Ash doesn't care about his pokemon enough to name all of them.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
Ash: "PIKACHU NO!!!"
Me & Yvonne: "never thought lightning rat would taste so good.
Ash doesn't care about his pokemon enough to name all of them.
While we're at it, let's talk about the Gen 1 starters and their palatability:
Squirtle is pretty much just a turtle, and there are many recipes for turtle soup. Might as well use the shell as a bowl too.
Charmander is a bit more tricky, as it's a Fire type. I wouldn't say there's enough meat on Charmander for a fitting meal, but Charizard is massive. I'd assume it's like alligator, where the lighter cuts of meat are in the tail, and the midsection is darker. Just grill it and garnish wish some green onion.
Bulbasaur's bulb probably isn't edible, as it's part Poison type. The Bulbasaur itself, though, probably is if prepared correctly. Like pufferfish, you just have to be extra careful to remove the poison glands without bursting them and spoiling the meat. Then, I'd just cook it like chicken and put the whole thing in the oven.
I wonder.... how many of the 150 in the Kanto region can we eat? I imagine it would take a while to go all the way down the list, but it is possible!
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
Ash: "PIKACHU NO!!!"
Me & Yvonne: "never thought lightning rat would taste so good.
Ash doesn't care about his pokemon enough to name all of them.
While we're at it, let's talk about the Gen 1 starters and their palatability:
Squirtle is pretty much just a turtle, and there are many recipes for turtle soup. Might as well use the shell as a bowl too.
Charmander is a bit more tricky, as it's a Fire type. I wouldn't say there's enough meat on Charmander for a fitting meal, but Charizard is massive. I'd assume it's like alligator, where the lighter cuts of meat are in the tail, and the midsection is darker. Just grill it and garnish wish some green onion.
Bulbasaur's bulb probably isn't edible, as it's part Poison type. The Bulbasaur itself, though, probably is if prepared correctly. Like pufferfish, you just have to be extra careful to remove the poison glands without bursting them and spoiling the meat. Then, I'd just cook it like chicken and put the whole thing in the oven.
I wonder.... how many of the 150 in the Kanto region can we eat? I imagine it would take a while to go all the way down the list, but it is possible!
i suspect Gyrados is edible, considering Magikarp is. i assume it would taste like eel.
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
Ash: "PIKACHU NO!!!"
Me & Yvonne: "never thought lightning rat would taste so good.
Ash doesn't care about his pokemon enough to name all of them.
While we're at it, let's talk about the Gen 1 starters and their palatability:
Squirtle is pretty much just a turtle, and there are many recipes for turtle soup. Might as well use the shell as a bowl too.
Charmander is a bit more tricky, as it's a Fire type. I wouldn't say there's enough meat on Charmander for a fitting meal, but Charizard is massive. I'd assume it's like alligator, where the lighter cuts of meat are in the tail, and the midsection is darker. Just grill it and garnish wish some green onion.
Bulbasaur's bulb probably isn't edible, as it's part Poison type. The Bulbasaur itself, though, probably is if prepared correctly. Like pufferfish, you just have to be extra careful to remove the poison glands without bursting them and spoiling the meat. Then, I'd just cook it like chicken and put the whole thing in the oven.
I wonder.... how many of the 150 in the Kanto region can we eat? I imagine it would take a while to go all the way down the list, but it is possible!
i suspect Gyrados is edible, considering Magikarp is. i assume it would taste like eel.
That would make sense. I think we can safely eliminate the Grimer, Gastly, Koffing, and Magnemite evolutionary lines. Either they're obviously toxic or just made of inedible material. I didn't include the Geodude evolutionary line because of Golem, whose head and limbs look fleshy in comparison to the rock-solid Geodude and Graveler.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
Ash: "PIKACHU NO!!!"
Me & Yvonne: "never thought lightning rat would taste so good.
Ash doesn't care about his pokemon enough to name all of them.
While we're at it, let's talk about the Gen 1 starters and their palatability:
Squirtle is pretty much just a turtle, and there are many recipes for turtle soup. Might as well use the shell as a bowl too.
Charmander is a bit more tricky, as it's a Fire type. I wouldn't say there's enough meat on Charmander for a fitting meal, but Charizard is massive. I'd assume it's like alligator, where the lighter cuts of meat are in the tail, and the midsection is darker. Just grill it and garnish wish some green onion.
Bulbasaur's bulb probably isn't edible, as it's part Poison type. The Bulbasaur itself, though, probably is if prepared correctly. Like pufferfish, you just have to be extra careful to remove the poison glands without bursting them and spoiling the meat. Then, I'd just cook it like chicken and put the whole thing in the oven.
I wonder.... how many of the 150 in the Kanto region can we eat? I imagine it would take a while to go all the way down the list, but it is possible!
i suspect Gyrados is edible, considering Magikarp is. i assume it would taste like eel.
That would make sense. I think we can safely eliminate the Grimer, Gastly, Koffing, and Magnemite evolutionary lines. Either they're obviously toxic or just made of inedible material. I didn't include the Geodude evolutionary line because of Golem, whose head and limbs look fleshy in comparison to the rock-solid Geodude and Graveler.
alright, next on the list... the butterfree line. (probably spelled that wrong) it is most likely edible, at least for until The final evolution, as that is when they gain poisonous scales. catterpea would taste good dipped in chocolate.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I imagine it would be a good idea to cook all of them first, as bug insides solidify when exposed to extreme heat. Metapod soup doesn't sound that appealing to me.
Next up, the Weedle line. Weedle and Beedrill I imagine are edible, as you just need to remove the stingers and cook it well. Kakuna probably isn't edible, as the poison has most likely spread throughout the entirety of the mush inside of the shell.
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I imagine it would be a good idea to cook all of them first, as bug insides solidify when exposed to extreme heat. Metapod soup doesn't sound that appealing to me.
Next up, the Weedle line. Weedle and Beedrill I imagine are edible, as you just need to remove the stingers and cook it well. Kakuna probably isn't edible, as the poison has most likely spread throughout the entirety of the mush inside of the shell.
yea metapod soup. just no.
makes sense. don't forget the venom glands.
Pidgeot line, i'd roast them, add some seasoning, and dig in. probably quite similar to chicken.
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spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I imagine it would be a good idea to cook all of them first, as bug insides solidify when exposed to extreme heat. Metapod soup doesn't sound that appealing to me.
Next up, the Weedle line. Weedle and Beedrill I imagine are edible, as you just need to remove the stingers and cook it well. Kakuna probably isn't edible, as the poison has most likely spread throughout the entirety of the mush inside of the shell.
yea metapod soup. just no.
makes sense. don't forget the venom glands.
Pidgeot line, i'd roast them, add some seasoning, and dig in. probably quite similar to chicken.
I imagine it wouldn't be too appealing to eat Rattata or Raticate, but they likely are edible. Just clean and cook the rat well to kill any diseases or parasites it might be carrying, and you should be fine.
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yup, man this is just the tip of the iceberg
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Yeah, not to mention how many dark theories can be made
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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mmhhhmmmm
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
ahuhuhuhuhu~
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Once again the undertale cult is elsewhere
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Tasty Pokémon
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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If you had to eat a Pokemon, which one would it be? Would it be prepared in some specific way?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Combusken deep fried, it’s got that natural fire type spicyness that I love, and hey it’s fried chicken
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Grilled Feebas for me. Season it with some lemon pepper and dill, and dig in!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
probably cherubi. or mix in into a regular salad, and dig in.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Basculin is said in the pokedex to be delicious
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Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
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Honestly, I'd eat Pikachu. I'd just pop the guy on a spit above a campfire, baste with the drippings, and don't use a metal spit or utensils. After that, I'll have a feast!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Ash: "PIKACHU NO!!!"
Me & Yvonne: "never thought lightning rat would taste so good.
Ash doesn't care about his pokemon enough to name all of them.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
While we're at it, let's talk about the Gen 1 starters and their palatability:
I wonder.... how many of the 150 in the Kanto region can we eat? I imagine it would take a while to go all the way down the list, but it is possible!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
i suspect Gyrados is edible, considering Magikarp is. i assume it would taste like eel.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
That would make sense. I think we can safely eliminate the Grimer, Gastly, Koffing, and Magnemite evolutionary lines. Either they're obviously toxic or just made of inedible material. I didn't include the Geodude evolutionary line because of Golem, whose head and limbs look fleshy in comparison to the rock-solid Geodude and Graveler.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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alright, next on the list... the butterfree line. (probably spelled that wrong) it is most likely edible, at least for until The final evolution, as that is when they gain poisonous scales. catterpea would taste good dipped in chocolate.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I imagine it would be a good idea to cook all of them first, as bug insides solidify when exposed to extreme heat. Metapod soup doesn't sound that appealing to me.
Next up, the Weedle line. Weedle and Beedrill I imagine are edible, as you just need to remove the stingers and cook it well. Kakuna probably isn't edible, as the poison has most likely spread throughout the entirety of the mush inside of the shell.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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yea metapod soup. just no.
makes sense. don't forget the venom glands.
Pidgeot line, i'd roast them, add some seasoning, and dig in. probably quite similar to chicken.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I imagine it wouldn't be too appealing to eat Rattata or Raticate, but they likely are edible. Just clean and cook the rat well to kill any diseases or parasites it might be carrying, and you should be fine.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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