So I'm playing the icewind dale campaign with 2 mates, im a player (ranger/warlock drakewarden) and i have another friend who is playing (massive murder hobo) and the third friend is dming
so some interesting shit has gone down haha, we were in Easthaven at the while lady inn and the inn keeper gave our hobo watered down wine because she looked like a child (130 yo dhampir and a mystic) so she took offence to that and used animate weapon on a gold coin and pretty much shot gunned the coin through his head, then used animate weapon on the dwarf that gives you the quest there because he tried to arrest her and threw him through the door and back. she eventually got arrested and hogtied and had mages shackles attached and taken off to Bryn shander to be executed lol.
i just buggered off because i didnt see any of it and went on with the quests, she eventually managed to escape her bindings and summoned 2 shadows in the town and told them to kill everything....... 4 days later and the entire population of Bryn shander is now dead or turned into shadows.... 382 shadows to be exact.
oh did i mention we took and month off from the campaign to travel to neverwinter and she got her scythe enchanted to have the same strength drain effect shadows have, yeah.....
so she lost her scythe in bryn shander and the shadows have been using it in ritual to make more shadows and we went to go look and she grabed the scythe and got possessed by THE SHADOW (the literal god of corruption) and our hobo lost his character
he did have a backup however which is a lore master wizard
oh also the ancient white dragon that attacks you at the pirate ship....... I healed her blindness in hopes of her showing mercy, which she did and let us go... because she didn't realise we stole her treasure from the ship.... but she will find out soon
So I'm playing the icewind dale campaign with 2 mates, im a player (ranger/warlock drakewarden) and i have another friend who is playing (massive murder hobo) and the third friend is dming
so some interesting shit has gone down haha, we were in Easthaven at the while lady inn and the inn keeper gave our hobo watered down wine because she looked like a child (130 yo dhampir and a mystic) so she took offence to that and used animate weapon on a gold coin and pretty much shot gunned the coin through his head, then used animate weapon on the dwarf that gives you the quest there because he tried to arrest her and threw him through the door and back. she eventually got arrested and hogtied and had mages shackles attached and taken off to Bryn shander to be executed lol.
i just buggered off because i didnt see any of it and went on with the quests, she eventually managed to escape her bindings and summoned 2 shadows in the town and told them to kill everything....... 4 days later and the entire population of Bryn shander is now dead or turned into shadows.... 382 shadows to be exact.
oh did i mention we took and month off from the campaign to travel to neverwinter and she got her scythe enchanted to have the same strength drain effect shadows have, yeah.....
so she lost her scythe in bryn shander and the shadows have been using it in ritual to make more shadows and we went to go look and she grabed the scythe and got possessed by THE SHADOW (the literal god of corruption) and our hobo lost his character
he did have a backup however which is a lore master wizard
oh also the ancient white dragon that attacks you at the pirate ship....... I healed her blindness in hopes of her showing mercy, which she did and let us go... because she didn't realise we stole her treasure from the ship.... but she will find out soon
So how ****ed are we hahahahah
It's not that bad, if you have a creative dm it's fine. You can never know what my party will do in a campaign, one second they might be killing night hags in a windmill and the next they're writing #KillStrad in the sky and trying to take a Mongrelfolk's violin.
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So I'm playing the icewind dale campaign with 2 mates, im a player (ranger/warlock drakewarden) and i have another friend who is playing (massive murder hobo) and the third friend is dming
so some interesting shit has gone down haha, we were in Easthaven at the while lady inn and the inn keeper gave our hobo watered down wine because she looked like a child (130 yo dhampir and a mystic) so she took offence to that and used animate weapon on a gold coin and pretty much shot gunned the coin through his head, then used animate weapon on the dwarf that gives you the quest there because he tried to arrest her and threw him through the door and back. she eventually got arrested and hogtied and had mages shackles attached and taken off to Bryn shander to be executed lol.
i just buggered off because i didnt see any of it and went on with the quests, she eventually managed to escape her bindings and summoned 2 shadows in the town and told them to kill everything....... 4 days later and the entire population of Bryn shander is now dead or turned into shadows.... 382 shadows to be exact.
oh did i mention we took and month off from the campaign to travel to neverwinter and she got her scythe enchanted to have the same strength drain effect shadows have, yeah.....
so she lost her scythe in bryn shander and the shadows have been using it in ritual to make more shadows and we went to go look and she grabed the scythe and got possessed by THE SHADOW (the literal god of corruption) and our hobo lost his character
he did have a backup however which is a lore master wizard
oh also the ancient white dragon that attacks you at the pirate ship....... I healed her blindness in hopes of her showing mercy, which she did and let us go... because she didn't realise we stole her treasure from the ship.... but she will find out soon
So how ****ed are we hahahahah
It's not that bad, if you have a creative dm it's fine. You can never know what my party will do in a campaign, one second they might be killing night hags in a windmill and the next they're writing #KillStrad in the sky and trying to take a Mongrelfolk's violin.
Back in black baby