A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Bob says, "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What brings you to this tavern?"
*What is Bob?*
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Bob says, "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What brings you to this tavern?"
*What is Bob?*
*A suit of animated armor.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
"Welcome, new comer!" Warner greets the man. "I am Warner Tolk, the owner of this fine establishment. How may I help you today?"
"I'd like some wine," Paraz replies smoothly. "The bitterest you have."
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A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
"Welcome, new comer!" Warner greets the man. "I am Warner Tolk, the owner of this fine establishment. How may I help you today?"
"I'd like some wine," Paraz replies smoothly. "The bitterest you have."
A ball of light that looks almost like a will-o-‘wisp floats in.
"Hi!" Ria waved.
“Hello!”
"What's your name?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Bob says, "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What brings you to this tavern?"
*What is Bob?*
*A suit of animated armor.*
Paraz stares at Bob. "You're an odd creature."
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*My internet is super slow- SORRY! I may be slow as well- Charlie is my favorite btw, heheheheh*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Ria made an oooooo sound. "Mysterious! I absolutely love it! What's your name Mr.?"
The man cocks his head, looking down at Ria with interest. "Paraz." He speaks with a crisp and cold accent, his speech almost having a physical bite. "And yours?"
*Does he have truesight?*
"Ria! Paraz is such a fabulous name. Sooo jealous. And I'm loving the accent!" She beamed up at him.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
"Welcome, new comer!" Warner greets the man. "I am Warner Tolk, the owner of this fine establishment. How may I help you today?"
"I'd like some wine," Paraz replies smoothly. "The bitterest you have."
Charlie comes out with a grape smoothie.
(Or not, depending on what Variks wants.)
*YEs, I want to see how this goes.*
Jerry watches in dismay and facepalms. "There goes our five star review..." He says solemnly.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Bob says, "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What brings you to this tavern?"
*What is Bob?*
*A suit of animated armor.*
Paraz stares at Bob. "You're an odd creature."
"Thanks! My name is Bob. What is yours?"
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
"Wait, drinking a drink like that at your age could have bad side effects."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Ria made an oooooo sound. "Mysterious! I absolutely love it! What's your name Mr.?"
The man cocks his head, looking down at Ria with interest. "Paraz." He speaks with a crisp and cold accent, his speech almost having a physical bite. "And yours?"
*Does he have truesight?*
"Ria! Paraz is such a fabulous name. Sooo jealous. And I'm loving the accent!" She beamed up at him.
*Yes.*
"Why, thank you... Ria. If I might ask... why are you here alone?"
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Chralie walks up to Paraz holding the grape smoothie, "You wanted a Bite-r grape wine yes?"
Paraz curls the fingers on his left hand. "I ordered bitter wine."
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*What is Bob?*
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*It seems I’ve got to go, goodbye for now!*
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
*A suit of animated armor.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"I'd like some wine," Paraz replies smoothly. "The bitterest you have."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Charlie comes out with a grape smoothie.
(Or not, depending on what Variks wants.)
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"What's your name?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Paraz stares at Bob. "You're an odd creature."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*My internet is super slow- SORRY! I may be slow as well- Charlie is my favorite btw, heheheheh*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Does he have truesight?*
"Ria! Paraz is such a fabulous name. Sooo jealous. And I'm loving the accent!" She beamed up at him.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Bye!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*YEs, I want to see how this goes.*
Jerry watches in dismay and facepalms. "There goes our five star review..." He says solemnly.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Thanks! My name is Bob. What is yours?"
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Wait, drinking a drink like that at your age could have bad side effects."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Chralie walks up to Paraz holding the grape smoothie, "You wanted a Bite-r grape wine yes?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Yes.*
"Why, thank you... Ria. If I might ask... why are you here alone?"
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"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Paraz curls the fingers on his left hand. "I ordered bitter wine."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.