Lazarus walks into the tavern and pulls out a paper, makes a list, and starts thinking about stuff, he mutters something to himself and starts crossing stuff off
"Hi! What's that for?"
"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I am very interested. Where is your circus now, Mr. Ringmaster?"
"Where it's always been."
Ria sighed exaggeratedly. "Riddles are no fun!"
"Maybe it's not a riddle. Maybe it's the simple truth."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Lazarus walks into the tavern and pulls out a paper, makes a list, and starts thinking about stuff, he mutters something to himself and starts crossing stuff off
"Hi! What's that for?"
"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
"Maybe?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I am very interested. Where is your circus now, Mr. Ringmaster?"
"Where it's always been."
Ria sighed exaggeratedly. "Riddles are no fun!"
"Maybe it's not a riddle. Maybe it's the simple truth."
"It's only the truth to those who know the hidden meaning. You know the answer, and I don't.."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Lazarus walks into the tavern and pulls out a paper, makes a list, and starts thinking about stuff, he mutters something to himself and starts crossing stuff off
"Hi! What's that for?"
"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
"Maybe?"
"They rise as vampire spawn the following night. I round up some of them and I am thinking about making one a vassal... that is a greater vampire whose master lives. I would like only one of them to be a vassal but I can't decide which one..."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Lazarus walks into the tavern and pulls out a paper, makes a list, and starts thinking about stuff, he mutters something to himself and starts crossing stuff off
"Hi! What's that for?"
"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
"Maybe?"
"They rise as vampire spawn the following night. I round up some of them and I am thinking about making one a vassal... that is a greater vampire whose master lives. I would like only one of them to be a vassal but I can't decide which one..."
"Has anything interesting happened while I was gone?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Lazarus walks into the tavern and pulls out a paper, makes a list, and starts thinking about stuff, he mutters something to himself and starts crossing stuff off
"Hi! What's that for?"
"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
"Maybe?"
"They rise as vampire spawn the following night. I round up some of them and I am thinking about making one a vassal... that is a greater vampire whose master lives. I would like only one of them to be a vassal but I can't decide which one..."
"Pick the one that's most subservient to you. One that won't betray you. Or one that you know you can dispatch easily. Mother always says to cut off the heads of the traitors and leave them for the rest to see."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A short young woman with pale skin and solid white eyes walks into the building. The woman wearing black robes and a top hat.
Ria skips over. "Hello! I looove your hat! Ohmygooodnessareyouoneofthosetentaclepeoplethat'ssocooollll..."
"Yep. Tentacles are awesome."
"Are you blind?"
"Yep."
"Cool! How do you know where you're going?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Lazarus walks into the tavern and pulls out a paper, makes a list, and starts thinking about stuff, he mutters something to himself and starts crossing stuff off
"Hi! What's that for?"
"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
"Maybe?"
"They rise as vampire spawn the following night. I round up some of them and I am thinking about making one a vassal... that is a greater vampire whose master lives. I would like only one of them to be a vassal but I can't decide which one..."
"Pick the one that's most subservient to you. One that won't betray you. Or one that you know you can dispatch easily. Mother always says to cut off the heads of the traitors and leave them for the rest to see."
"I can't determine which one is though. I can bring them out if you want to see them... anyway currently they are ravening undead monstrosities. I can order them to do stuff but I can say something like... 'Tell me which one of you are the most trustworthy' or anything... Who is your mother? She sounds like a couple of... rulers I have met."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I can't determine which one is though. I can bring them out if you want to see them... anyway currently they are ravening undead monstrosities. I can order them to do stuff but I can say something like... 'Tell me which one of you are the most trustworthy' or anything... Who is your mother? She sounds like a couple of... rulers I have met."
"Mother is the Queen! And if they aren't sentient, then you can just play eanie meanie miney moe to pick one!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A short young woman with pale skin and solid white eyes walks into the building. The woman wearing black robes and a top hat.
Ria skips over. "Hello! I looove your hat! Ohmygooodnessareyouoneofthosetentaclepeoplethat'ssocooollll..."
"Yep. Tentacles are awesome."
"Are you blind?"
"Yep."
"Cool! How do you know where you're going?"
She shrugs.
"Were you born blind?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I can't determine which one is though. I can bring them out if you want to see them... anyway currently they are ravening undead monstrosities. I can order them to do stuff but I can say something like... 'Tell me which one of you are the most trustworthy' or anything... Who is your mother? She sounds like a couple of... rulers I have met."
"Mother is the Queen! And if they aren't sentient, then you can just play eanie meanie miney moe to pick one!"
"But when I make them a vassal then they will become sentient. Queen of which country?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I can't determine which one is though. I can bring them out if you want to see them... anyway currently they are ravening undead monstrosities. I can order them to do stuff but I can say something like... 'Tell me which one of you are the most trustworthy' or anything... Who is your mother? She sounds like a couple of... rulers I have met."
"Mother is the Queen! And if they aren't sentient, then you can just play eanie meanie miney moe to pick one!"
"But when I make them a vassal then they will become sentient. Queen of which country?"
"The Red Kingdom, Draxa! And put in a countermeasure where you can kill them before they gain sentience. So that if they betray you, you can just KABOOM! Off with their head!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A short young woman with pale skin and solid white eyes walks into the building. The woman wearing black robes and a top hat.
Ria skips over. "Hello! I looove your hat! Ohmygooodnessareyouoneofthosetentaclepeoplethat'ssocooollll..."
"Yep. Tentacles are awesome."
"Are you blind?"
"Yep."
"Cool! How do you know where you're going?"
She shrugs.
"Were you born blind?"
"Sort of."
"I was asking because if it's a curse, I might be able to fix it."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I can't determine which one is though. I can bring them out if you want to see them... anyway currently they are ravening undead monstrosities. I can order them to do stuff but I can say something like... 'Tell me which one of you are the most trustworthy' or anything... Who is your mother? She sounds like a couple of... rulers I have met."
"Mother is the Queen! And if they aren't sentient, then you can just play eanie meanie miney moe to pick one!"
"But when I make them a vassal then they will become sentient. Queen of which country?"
"The Red Kingdom, Draxa! And put in a countermeasure where you can kill them before they gain sentience. So that if they betray you, you can just KABOOM! Off with their head!"
"Got any idea how I can do that? Neither me nor Ulgar can cast geas... can you?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
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"I am thinking about stuff... You know what happens when a greater vampire kills someone via a bite?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Maybe it's not a riddle. Maybe it's the simple truth."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Maybe?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Just like yours... Can you give me any hints?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"It's only the truth to those who know the hidden meaning. You know the answer, and I don't.."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"They rise as vampire spawn the following night. I round up some of them and I am thinking about making one a vassal... that is a greater vampire whose master lives. I would like only one of them to be a vassal but I can't decide which one..."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Has anything interesting happened while I was gone?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Yep."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"It's pretty easy, actually."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Pick the one that's most subservient to you. One that won't betray you. Or one that you know you can dispatch easily. Mother always says to cut off the heads of the traitors and leave them for the rest to see."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Cool! How do you know where you're going?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She shrugs.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"I can't determine which one is though. I can bring them out if you want to see them... anyway currently they are ravening undead monstrosities. I can order them to do stuff but I can say something like... 'Tell me which one of you are the most trustworthy' or anything... Who is your mother? She sounds like a couple of... rulers I have met."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Mother is the Queen! And if they aren't sentient, then you can just play eanie meanie miney moe to pick one!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Were you born blind?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"But when I make them a vassal then they will become sentient. Queen of which country?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"The Red Kingdom, Draxa! And put in a countermeasure where you can kill them before they gain sentience. So that if they betray you, you can just KABOOM! Off with their head!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Sort of."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"I was asking because if it's a curse, I might be able to fix it."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Got any idea how I can do that? Neither me nor Ulgar can cast geas... can you?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now