An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
"Want to tell me about them?"
"It's more fun if you guess."
"You can.. manipulate time?"
The Ringmaster claps his hands. "What an educated guess! Try again."
"You can... Summon Fey? You seem to me like an Archfey."
"Why thank you! While I am not an archfey, their eccentricity is quite admirable."
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
"But then your memory is flawed, because you don't remember what I said." Ringmaster smiles back.
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
"But then your memory is flawed, because you don't remember what I said." Ringmaster smiles back.
"Or you didn't say it, or I have hearing issues, or Half's memory is bad, or I'm lying."
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
"But then your memory is flawed, because you don't remember what I said." Ringmaster smiles back.
"Or you didn't say it, or I have hearing issues, or Half's memory is bad, or I'm lying."
"I'm going choose the last three."
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
"But then your memory is flawed, because you don't remember what I said." Ringmaster smiles back.
"Or you didn't say it, or I have hearing issues, or Half's memory is bad, or I'm lying."
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
"Good! What's your name?"
"I'm Eris."
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
She shrugs.
"See? Your memory is flawless."
"Yep."
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
"But then your memory is flawed, because you don't remember what I said." Ringmaster smiles back.
"Or you didn't say it, or I have hearing issues, or Half's memory is bad, or I'm lying."
"I'm going choose the last three."
"I'll choose the first one three times."
"So only once? The second time you choose it, it's unchosen, so when you choose it the third time, it's like you chose it once."
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A short young woman with pale skin and solid white eyes walks into the building. The woman wearing black robes and a top hat.
Ria skips over. "Hello! I looove your hat! Ohmygooodnessareyouoneofthosetentaclepeoplethat'ssocooollll..."
"Yep. Tentacles are awesome."
"Are you blind?"
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"Oh, here and there. Far and near. It doesn't really matter where you're from, only where you're going."
She giggled. "West and east, north and south. You look absolutely fabulous."
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"Oh, here and there. Far and near. It doesn't really matter where you're from, only where you're going."
She giggled. "West and east, north and south. You look absolutely fabulous."
"Do I? I do have a bit of a passion for extravagancy. A touch of grandeur goes a long way."
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"Oh, here and there. Far and near. It doesn't really matter where you're from, only where you're going."
She giggled. "West and east, north and south. You look absolutely fabulous."
"Do I? I do have a bit of a passion for extravagancy. A touch of grandeur goes a long way."
"Mother always said normal was such an insult. What's your name?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oh, here and there. Far and near. It doesn't really matter where you're from, only where you're going."
She giggled. "West and east, north and south. You look absolutely fabulous."
"Do I? I do have a bit of a passion for extravagancy. A touch of grandeur goes a long way."
"Mother always said normal was such an insult. What's your name?"
"I go by Ringmaster. And you, my inconspicuous friend?"
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"Oh, here and there. Far and near. It doesn't really matter where you're from, only where you're going."
She giggled. "West and east, north and south. You look absolutely fabulous."
"Do I? I do have a bit of a passion for extravagancy. A touch of grandeur goes a long way."
"Mother always said normal was such an insult. What's your name?"
"I go by Ringmaster. And you, my inconspicuous friend?"
"I'm Ria! Why do people keep referring to me being inconspicuous. Soooo annoying.." *Want a drawing i made of her?*
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"Why thank you! While I am not an archfey, their eccentricity is quite admirable."
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"Good! What's your name?"
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"I'm Eris."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Even better! Lastly, what's your social security number?"
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She shrugs.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"See? Your memory is flawless."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Yep."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"So therefore, I did indeed say what I said."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Or, instead, since my 'flawless' memory has no recollection of whatever the hells you said, you did not." Eris smiles.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"But then your memory is flawed, because you don't remember what I said." Ringmaster smiles back.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Or you didn't say it, or I have hearing issues, or Half's memory is bad, or I'm lying."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"I'm going choose the last three."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"I'll choose the first one three times."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"So only once? The second time you choose it, it's unchosen, so when you choose it the third time, it's like you chose it once."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Are you blind?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She giggled. "West and east, north and south. You look absolutely fabulous."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Do I? I do have a bit of a passion for extravagancy. A touch of grandeur goes a long way."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Mother always said normal was such an insult. What's your name?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I go by Ringmaster. And you, my inconspicuous friend?"
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"I'm Ria! Why do people keep referring to me being inconspicuous. Soooo annoying.." *Want a drawing i made of her?*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ