With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
“Back on topic at hand, which is food. I’ll put it bluntly: Feed me ,please.”
Kinsley looks up, "Uh, want fish? Lemonade?"
“Yes, please. Both sound very good right now. It’s been a while since I ate something edible.”
Kinsley (Who for reference looks like a child with a beanie and oversized jacket) disappears for a moment before coming back with some cooked fish and a salmon, "Right. I assume you think your story covers the cost?"
“Does it not?”
"I dunno, I got distracted by the rock."
“Fair enough. Fren is quite the musician. He is my loyal friend and aids me in combat.”
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
Ben is annoyed that he could play with the other detectives
Caleb is my friend and thus under my protection. Apparently they thought he was drinking... oh and what is your name?
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“Back on topic at hand, which is food. I’ll put it bluntly: Feed me ,please.”
Kinsley looks up, "Uh, want fish? Lemonade?"
“Yes, please. Both sound very good right now. It’s been a while since I ate something edible.”
Kinsley (Who for reference looks like a child with a beanie and oversized jacket) disappears for a moment before coming back with some cooked fish and a salmon, "Right. I assume you think your story covers the cost?"
“Does it not?”
"I dunno, I got distracted by the rock."
“Fair enough. Fren is quite the musician. He is my loyal friend and aids me in combat.”
"HE CAN BATTLE?!?!"
“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
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Please take a look at my D&D art compilation! *Random and maniacal evil laughter*
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
Ben is annoyed that he could play with the other detectives
Caleb is my friend and thus under my protection. Apparently they thought he was drinking... oh and what is your name?
"Nia. Now detective Crash may be an incompetent ignoramus, but he certainly knows when something's feeling... off. Is Caleb alright?"
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
Ben is annoyed that he could play with the other detectives
Caleb is my friend and thus under my protection. Apparently they thought he was drinking... oh and what is your name?
"Nia. Now detective Crash may be an incompetent ignoramus, but he certainly knows when something's feeling... off. Is Caleb alright?"
Nice to meet you, I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben... Caleb is fine, he is currently snuggling with Chester, my cleric.
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Don't you... don't you... dare..." Crash faints again.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Indeed... indeed... So... um..." Ben thinks of something to say.
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“It’s been a bit, but yes, I have. I hope to ascend to that level of power at some point. Why do you ask?”
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Cool, which ones?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"HE CAN BATTLE?!?!"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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"Yep."
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"What are your opinions on angels?"
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“Sunny the Sun God and Meiliekki.”
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
"Haven't met them yet... Maybe one day you will ascend to godhood..." Ben pauses, smirks and then adds, "Like me."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"They're fun to have around. But I don't... Have any..."
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Ben is annoyed that he could play with the other detectives
Caleb is my friend and thus under my protection. Apparently they thought he was drinking... oh and what is your name?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Why not... if you feel comfortable answering that." Ben says, careful not to upset the god
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
“Are you one of those minor gods?” [obviously goading him, for fun.]
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
"Nia. Now detective Crash may be an incompetent ignoramus, but he certainly knows when something's feeling... off. Is Caleb alright?"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Maybe... who knows..." Ben is grinning, and trying to not just blurt out the truth
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Nice to meet you, I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben... Caleb is fine, he is currently snuggling with Chester, my cleric.
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I'm an Intern."
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?