"2, then? I get paid in plat, so I dont have any lower denominations to give"
“One would be enough..”
"... Fine. When you run out,.tell me"
She nodded. “What do you do for fun..?”
"Usually talk to Kite, Szaren, or Mithris... Sometimes learn new spells or mess with my brother"
“Mess with your brother? What do you mean?”
"As in use magic to confuse him, get him to bump into walls, or things like that"
“Odd. Does he retaliate?”
"Usually. Hes usually the one who does things first. Usually with flour"
“Flour? It can be used as a weapon?”
"Nah. We dont try to hurt each other. He just covers my stuff in it,and hides exploding flour packs"
“That sounds irritating to clean up.. May I try it?”
"Try... Messing with my brother? Or cleaning flour?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"hey now" he said raised his hands in mock defense "I don't intend on burning this place down, not what I was hired for"
“You tell me that you are hired to burn buildings down, and say ‘That’s why I’m here’. I don’t believe that you are simply passing through.”
*Is he lying at all?*
*lying, maybe. i'll never tell :3*
"i am though" he said and chuckled
*Oop sorry, just asking because Zystra has divine awareness. Basically a lie detector.*
”Sure you are. And I’m an elemental evil rabbit in disguise.”
*okay then No, he isnt*
"haha, the humor passes me though" he said
“Yes I know. I am absolutely hilarious.” She says with a flat tone.
*awww their best friends now! lol*
"whatever" he said and blew smoke in her face "what you being a police officer, Babae?"
*Lmao*
”I am not an officer of the law. Do not call me Babae again.”
"not my fault you don't speak Filipino" he said and shrugged. "and good"
“What is Filipino?”
(Probably something they made up. Good sarcasm, by tge way!!)
This man seems both strange and dangerous. Sarcasm is an adequate solution.
(Agreed!! Sarcasm is tgw best!)
She smiled slightly. Usually I’m seen as rude. This is a nice change.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
.... *Pls see the rules on page 1*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"hey now" he said raised his hands in mock defense "I don't intend on burning this place down, not what I was hired for"
“You tell me that you are hired to burn buildings down, and say ‘That’s why I’m here’. I don’t believe that you are simply passing through.”
*Is he lying at all?*
*lying, maybe. i'll never tell :3*
"i am though" he said and chuckled
*Oop sorry, just asking because Zystra has divine awareness. Basically a lie detector.*
”Sure you are. And I’m an elemental evil rabbit in disguise.”
*okay then No, he isnt*
"haha, the humor passes me though" he said
“Yes I know. I am absolutely hilarious.” She says with a flat tone.
*awww their best friends now! lol*
"whatever" he said and blew smoke in her face "what you being a police officer, Babae?"
*Lmao*
”I am not an officer of the law. Do not call me Babae again.”
"not my fault you don't speak Filipino" he said and shrugged. "and good"
“What is Filipino?”
(Probably something they made up. Good sarcasm, by tge way!!)
This man seems both strange and dangerous. Sarcasm is an adequate solution.
(Agreed!! Sarcasm is tgw best!)
She smiled slightly. Usually I’m seen as rude. This is a nice change.
(Sarcasm is only rude if used at the wrong person, or a person who isnt making themself sound stupid. This is definitely a case where its a great solution.)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"2, then? I get paid in plat, so I dont have any lower denominations to give"
“One would be enough..”
"... Fine. When you run out,.tell me"
She nodded. “What do you do for fun..?”
"Usually talk to Kite, Szaren, or Mithris... Sometimes learn new spells or mess with my brother"
“Mess with your brother? What do you mean?”
"As in use magic to confuse him, get him to bump into walls, or things like that"
“Odd. Does he retaliate?”
"Usually. Hes usually the one who does things first. Usually with flour"
“Flour? It can be used as a weapon?”
"Nah. We dont try to hurt each other. He just covers my stuff in it,and hides exploding flour packs"
“That sounds irritating to clean up.. May I try it?”
"Try... Messing with my brother? Or cleaning flour?"
“Messing with your brother. Cleaning is not a strong suit of mine.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"2, then? I get paid in plat, so I dont have any lower denominations to give"
“One would be enough..”
"... Fine. When you run out,.tell me"
She nodded. “What do you do for fun..?”
"Usually talk to Kite, Szaren, or Mithris... Sometimes learn new spells or mess with my brother"
“Mess with your brother? What do you mean?”
"As in use magic to confuse him, get him to bump into walls, or things like that"
“Odd. Does he retaliate?”
"Usually. Hes usually the one who does things first. Usually with flour"
“Flour? It can be used as a weapon?”
"Nah. We dont try to hurt each other. He just covers my stuff in it,and hides exploding flour packs"
“That sounds irritating to clean up.. May I try it?”
"Try... Messing with my brother? Or cleaning flour?"
“Messing with your brother. Cleaning is not a strong suit of mine.”
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
(Sarcasm is only rude if used at the wrong person, or a person who isnt making themself sound stupid. This is definitely a case where its a great solution.)
It is difficult to not be sarcastic when people leave themselves open to it.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
.... *Pls see the rules on page 1*
*Where's the swear jar? also, the kenku repeats what it heard*
*Its in my sig. But you just put [1gp] in your post instead of ****. And try to not use them often*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
.... *Pls see the rules on page 1*
*Where's the swear jar? also, the kenku repeats what it heard*
*The swear jar doesn't matter, and just put it like [1GP] or [1GP into the swear jar].*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
(Sarcasm is only rude if used at the wrong person, or a person who isnt making themself sound stupid. This is definitely a case where its a great solution.)
It is difficult to not be sarcastic when people leave themselves open to it.
(Agreed!!)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
*Please. Stop. Swearing.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man from outside, with murderous intent
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Try... Messing with my brother? Or cleaning flour?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She smiled slightly. Usually I’m seen as rude. This is a nice change.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
.... *Pls see the rules on page 1*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Atemos, Zystra, and Keilan*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Can people ACTUALLY start reading the rules?*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
(Sarcasm is only rude if used at the wrong person, or a person who isnt making themself sound stupid. This is definitely a case where its a great solution.)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Messing with your brother. Cleaning is not a strong suit of mine.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Where's the swear jar? also, the kenku repeats what it heard*
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
It is difficult to not be sarcastic when people leave themselves open to it.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
*Its in my sig. But you just put [1gp] in your post instead of ****. And try to not use them often*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*The swear jar doesn't matter, and just put it like [1GP] or [1GP into the swear jar].*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Yep Snowden will probably arrest them both unless someone wants to stop him.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*And Kinsley profits! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
(Agreed!!)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Please. Stop. Swearing.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ