the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
*Please. Stop. Swearing.*
*its not considered a swear to say piss off*
*In that context, I'm pretty sure it's just as bad as one.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
*Please. Stop. Swearing.*
*its not considered a swear to say piss off*
*It is...*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
*Roll athletics*
The guy is over 6ft tall and holds the kenku at arms distance. “Hey, chill out man! You okay?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
*Please. Stop. Swearing.*
*its not considered a swear to say piss off*
*Main mod has requested no changing swear words letters around. Also, it might be good, and I mean this in the nicest way possible seeing as how it's hard to convey emotions on the internet, to not argue with someone if they ask politely for you to refrain from doing something?*
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man from outside, with murderous intent
Yep Snowden will probably arrest them both unless someone wants to stop him.
Atemos: “Hey! I wasn’t doing anything! I just said birds were cool and he tried to attack me!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
“Would it be funny to hide all of their socks? Or specifically only leave one sock?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, mother****er!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man
“AH!” The tavern stops damage, but it’s like shining a bright flashlight in his eyes. “SORRY!”
the kenku repeats for the last time "piss off, ye freak o'nature!" pushing the man out of the tavern
*Please. Stop. Swearing.*
*its not considered a swear to say piss off*
*It is...*
*And that's not even adding the context you used it in...*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man from outside, with murderous intent
Yep Snowden will probably arrest them both unless someone wants to stop him.
Atemos: “Hey! I wasn’t doing anything! I just said birds were cool and he tried to attack me!”
"Oh my gods! You are the weirdest tavern goer I know. I'm not arresting you, just these two fools for battery, assault, disturbing the peace, hate crimes, yadda yadda yadda. Unless you would like to go to jail?"
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
“Would it be funny to hide all of their socks? Or specifically only leave one sock?”
She smiles 'The second one. Definitely"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man from outside, with murderous intent
Yep Snowden will probably arrest them both unless someone wants to stop him.
Atemos: “Hey! I wasn’t doing anything! I just said birds were cool and he tried to attack me!”
"Oh my gods! You are the weirdest tavern goer I know. I'm not arresting you, just these two fools for battery, assault, disturbing the peace, hate crimes, yadda yadda yadda. Unless you would like to go to jail?"
“No thank you! I’m not a criminal I swear!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
“Would it be funny to hide all of their socks? Or specifically only leave one sock?”
She smiles 'The second one. Definitely"
“Hm.. how will I get access to his sock drawer?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
“Would it be funny to hide all of their socks? Or specifically only leave one sock?”
She smiles 'The second one. Definitely"
“Hm.. how will I get access to his sock drawer?”
"I can convince him to let us in his room, then I can distract him"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Tefeerinn and Sarana walk in. Tefeerinn walks over to Mithris "I have what you wanted"
"Thank you so much. Where is it?"
He holds up the danger bottle, which is glowing slightly
"Why is it glowing?"
"The bottle is magical. The color represents how much danger Im in, and how many things are actively tracking me."
"And you put the blood in there?"
"Yes. Its the only thing I had to carry it with"
"Can I take it?"
He hands it to her "Just be cautious, and return it when you can"
"I will." She runics to the safehouse.
Things seem pretty normal. Zal and Callie are playing a game. Shardia is doing something in the kitchen. Malvesha is on a chair reading
Mithris walks over to Malvesha. "I got the last ingredient."
"Thats... Really impressive. In that case, I can have the cure in 30 minutes
"I'll wait here to take it to her."
"Alright... Where is it?"
Mithris hands her the bottle.
"Thanks" she heads into the room, coming out 30 minutes later with a tiny knife "Poke her arm with this, and squeeze the handle"
Mithris talks to Callie and Zal? (not Conim?) in the meantime. "Are you sure it will work? I just want to make sure she's safe."
*Yup. Conim. Sorry, was just really tired* ".... If it doesnt, youll know within an hour. In that case, get me immediately"
"Will we have to go out of the tavern for it to work?"
"Probably. Based on how you cant stab someone without damage. And you cant kill a virus when nothing can be killed"
"But won't she die if she leaves?"
"Not instantly. Bladeblood takes some time. And it doesn't really kill... Just puts in an everlasting coma until healed. Similar to death, but not quite"
"So she'll be okay?"
"She will be in a lot of pain... But administer the cure, and she'll turn out fine"
"Thank you."
"Its no problem... Its much less than what you did for me and Conim"
"That doesn't mean I can't be grateful."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
There has been an update to rule 4. Our previous arrangement was taken lightly/too far. We are now going to go by stricter measures to help with this. We do not encourage anyone using foul language and please refrain from using it (even if it’s censored e.g. darn, dang, frick, bleep, etc.) in the future during your participation here. I ask that everyone please take a look at the updated rules before continuing with your role playing. Thank you for your time and attention.
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Do’ Taba the Honest Merchant
Malwyn the Barkeeper of The Tales of Adventurers’ Tavern
the Kenku then starts saying to the man "Die, motherfooka!" using their staff to cast moonbeam at the man from outside, with murderous intent
Yep Snowden will probably arrest them both unless someone wants to stop him.
Atemos: “Hey! I wasn’t doing anything! I just said birds were cool and he tried to attack me!”
"Oh my gods! You are the weirdest tavern goer I know. I'm not arresting you, just these two fools for battery, assault, disturbing the peace, hate crimes, yadda yadda yadda. Unless you would like to go to jail?"
“No thank you! I’m not a criminal I swear!”
"Ok, cool. You're probably a witness though and I should maybe take you in just to question who's the resposible party and should be arrested, if the kenku was doing stuff in self defense. And all that. We can just do that here."
She smiles "Sure! But please be careful not to hurt him.. Hes not exactly the strongest person ever"
Zystra nodded reassuringly. “I would never hurt him. Though… I’m not sure how I can prank someone.”
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
“Would it be funny to hide all of their socks? Or specifically only leave one sock?”
She smiles 'The second one. Definitely"
“Hm.. how will I get access to his sock drawer?”
"I can convince him to let us in his room, then I can distract him"
“Where is he now?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Tefeerinn and Sarana walk in. Tefeerinn walks over to Mithris "I have what you wanted"
"Thank you so much. Where is it?"
He holds up the danger bottle, which is glowing slightly
"Why is it glowing?"
"The bottle is magical. The color represents how much danger Im in, and how many things are actively tracking me."
"And you put the blood in there?"
"Yes. Its the only thing I had to carry it with"
"Can I take it?"
He hands it to her "Just be cautious, and return it when you can"
"I will." She runics to the safehouse.
Things seem pretty normal. Zal and Callie are playing a game. Shardia is doing something in the kitchen. Malvesha is on a chair reading
Mithris walks over to Malvesha. "I got the last ingredient."
"Thats... Really impressive. In that case, I can have the cure in 30 minutes
"I'll wait here to take it to her."
"Alright... Where is it?"
Mithris hands her the bottle.
"Thanks" she heads into the room, coming out 30 minutes later with a tiny knife "Poke her arm with this, and squeeze the handle"
Mithris talks to Callie and Zal? (not Conim?) in the meantime. "Are you sure it will work? I just want to make sure she's safe."
*Yup. Conim. Sorry, was just really tired* ".... If it doesnt, youll know within an hour. In that case, get me immediately"
"Will we have to go out of the tavern for it to work?"
"Probably. Based on how you cant stab someone without damage. And you cant kill a virus when nothing can be killed"
"But won't she die if she leaves?"
"Not instantly. Bladeblood takes some time. And it doesn't really kill... Just puts in an everlasting coma until healed. Similar to death, but not quite"
"So she'll be okay?"
"She will be in a lot of pain... But administer the cure, and she'll turn out fine"
"Thank you."
"Its no problem... Its much less than what you did for me and Conim"
"That doesn't mean I can't be grateful."
"... You really dont have to be. Thank you for everything"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
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*its not considered a swear to say piss off*
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
*In that context, I'm pretty sure it's just as bad as one.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Theres a lot of ways... Just think of something thatd be funny if it happened to someone, and orchestrate things so it happens"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*It is...*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Roll athletics*
The guy is over 6ft tall and holds the kenku at arms distance. “Hey, chill out man! You okay?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Main mod has requested no changing swear words letters around. Also, it might be good, and I mean this in the nicest way possible seeing as how it's hard to convey emotions on the internet, to not argue with someone if they ask politely for you to refrain from doing something?*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Atemos: “Hey! I wasn’t doing anything! I just said birds were cool and he tried to attack me!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*contextwise, yes, but in the case of the swear jar, i'll put in an additional 2 gp*
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
“Would it be funny to hide all of their socks? Or specifically only leave one sock?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*And that's not even adding the context you used it in...*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Oh my gods! You are the weirdest tavern goer I know. I'm not arresting you, just these two fools for battery, assault, disturbing the peace, hate crimes, yadda yadda yadda. Unless you would like to go to jail?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
She smiles 'The second one. Definitely"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“No thank you! I’m not a criminal I swear!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Hm.. how will I get access to his sock drawer?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I can convince him to let us in his room, then I can distract him"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"That doesn't mean I can't be grateful."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
**THREAD ANNOUNCEMENT**
There has been an update to rule 4. Our previous arrangement was taken lightly/too far. We are now going to go by stricter measures to help with this. We do not encourage anyone using foul language and please refrain from using it (even if it’s censored e.g. darn, dang, frick, bleep, etc.) in the future during your participation here. I ask that everyone please take a look at the updated rules before continuing with your role playing. Thank you for your time and attention.
Do’ Taba the Honest Merchant
Malwyn the Barkeeper of The Tales of Adventurers’ Tavern
"Ok, cool. You're probably a witness though and I should maybe take you in just to question who's the resposible party and should be arrested, if the kenku was doing stuff in self defense. And all that. We can just do that here."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
“Where is he now?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"... You really dont have to be. Thank you for everything"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)