"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Imagine a rural town, but there's a lot of kids playing in the streets, adults on porches and generally way to picturesque to be real. In the far back there's a bridge with some guy standing beside it.
Atemos walks over to the bridge guy. He waves.
He nods, as Atemos gets closer the figure takes more the shape of a samurai and the town around him begins to fade until he is on a flat open plane, weapons floating in the air hung by unseen threads scattered all the way to the horizon. The bridge crosses a chasm and on the other side is a large paper screen.
Atemos walks over to the paper screen, whistling.
The bridge suddenly stretches away to the horizon, the screen moving with it, bridge guy steps in front of him, "Right then, papers?"
"And why are you asking then? Is this your territory? Because what I'm selling is completely legal." She frowned. You can't fight me, ferret.
"Yes, my territory." Listen kid, I ain't just a ferret but I appreciate you not calling me a weasel. Also I could totally beat you
"What you're doing is illegal. What I'm doing isn't." Wanna bet, pipsqueak?
"Sure." Put you're money where your mouth is shorty, how we gonna do this? Rock-Paper-Scissors? Tic-Tac-Toe?
"I can report you to the police." Anytime, anywhere. You pick. I'm up for anything.
"If they think they could capture me they would've already." Fine then, time for a game I like to call, Jenga!
Yera grins. "I wouldn't mind giving the police a hand." Hah! I am a Jenga master.
"Time to put your money where your mouth is!" Kinsley looks very happy as they summon a Jenga tower into existence. Rules: Basically if you roll a nat 1 the tower falls seeing as how they both probably have insanely high SoH.
*Okay awesome.*
Yera smiles. "Ladies first." She pulls a block out gracefully. SoH: 20
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
"I could always give my own info, right?"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Imagine a rural town, but there's a lot of kids playing in the streets, adults on porches and generally way to picturesque to be real. In the far back there's a bridge with some guy standing beside it.
Atemos walks over to the bridge guy. He waves.
He nods, as Atemos gets closer the figure takes more the shape of a samurai and the town around him begins to fade until he is on a flat open plane, weapons floating in the air hung by unseen threads scattered all the way to the horizon. The bridge crosses a chasm and on the other side is a large paper screen.
Atemos walks over to the paper screen, whistling.
The bridge suddenly stretches away to the horizon, the screen moving with it, bridge guy steps in front of him, "Right then, papers?"
"Papers? What do you mean?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"And why are you asking then? Is this your territory? Because what I'm selling is completely legal." She frowned. You can't fight me, ferret.
"Yes, my territory." Listen kid, I ain't just a ferret but I appreciate you not calling me a weasel. Also I could totally beat you
"What you're doing is illegal. What I'm doing isn't." Wanna bet, pipsqueak?
"Sure." Put you're money where your mouth is shorty, how we gonna do this? Rock-Paper-Scissors? Tic-Tac-Toe?
"I can report you to the police." Anytime, anywhere. You pick. I'm up for anything.
"If they think they could capture me they would've already." Fine then, time for a game I like to call, Jenga!
Yera grins. "I wouldn't mind giving the police a hand." Hah! I am a Jenga master.
"Time to put your money where your mouth is!" Kinsley looks very happy as they summon a Jenga tower into existence. Rules: Basically if you roll a nat 1 the tower falls seeing as how they both probably have insanely high SoH.
*Okay awesome.*
Yera smiles. "Ladies first." She pulls a block out gracefully. SoH: 20
"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
"I could always give my own info, right?"
"If you're strong enough. It's not like you don't have the gold on you. Would you really rather sell your own personal information?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Imagine a rural town, but there's a lot of kids playing in the streets, adults on porches and generally way to picturesque to be real. In the far back there's a bridge with some guy standing beside it.
Atemos walks over to the bridge guy. He waves.
He nods, as Atemos gets closer the figure takes more the shape of a samurai and the town around him begins to fade until he is on a flat open plane, weapons floating in the air hung by unseen threads scattered all the way to the horizon. The bridge crosses a chasm and on the other side is a large paper screen.
Atemos walks over to the paper screen, whistling.
The bridge suddenly stretches away to the horizon, the screen moving with it, bridge guy steps in front of him, "Right then, papers?"
"Papers? What do you mean?"
"Alright, see firstly, you came from the pocket dimension instead of the usual way to get here, so you must be a member of the guild yes? You don't need to answer. Seeing as how you don't know regulations you probably just joined or you're forgetful as Chu. Eitherway, this path leads to the abyssal layers, so if you were curious you can turn around now, otherwise company policy requires us to battle, you win you enter, you don't I dump a bag of glitter on you. Which is weird, but then again, Kinsley is a weird person."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
"I could always give my own info, right?"
"If you're strong enough. It's not like you don't have the gold on you. Would you really rather sell your own personal information?"
"thats fair, im not looking for information anyways, just wanted to strike conversation"
*roll bluff 6, im not expecting to get high rolls*
Imagine a rural town, but there's a lot of kids playing in the streets, adults on porches and generally way to picturesque to be real. In the far back there's a bridge with some guy standing beside it.
Atemos walks over to the bridge guy. He waves.
He nods, as Atemos gets closer the figure takes more the shape of a samurai and the town around him begins to fade until he is on a flat open plane, weapons floating in the air hung by unseen threads scattered all the way to the horizon. The bridge crosses a chasm and on the other side is a large paper screen.
Atemos walks over to the paper screen, whistling.
The bridge suddenly stretches away to the horizon, the screen moving with it, bridge guy steps in front of him, "Right then, papers?"
"Papers? What do you mean?"
"Alright, see firstly, you came from the pocket dimension instead of the usual way to get here, so you must be a member of the guild yes? You don't need to answer. Seeing as how you don't know regulations you probably just joined or you're forgetful as Chu. Eitherway, this path leads to the abyssal layers, so if you were curious you can turn around now, otherwise company policy requires us to battle, you win you enter, you don't I dump a bag of glitter on you. Which is weird, but then again, Kinsley is a weird person."
Atemos grins. "I'm up for a good battle. Fist fighting? Weapons? Pokemon?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
"I could always give my own info, right?"
"If you're strong enough. It's not like you don't have the gold on you. Would you really rather sell your own personal information?"
"thats fair, im not looking for information anyways, just wanted to strike conversation"
Yera smiled apologetically. "Oh, sorry! I thought you were a customer. I'm a traveling merchant, and I sell almost everything. Come see me if you have an order or anything!"
*Like 8 year old Amazon Prime.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You look like one. I've only ever seen one demon lord in passing though."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Imagine a rural town, but there's a lot of kids playing in the streets, adults on porches and generally way to picturesque to be real. In the far back there's a bridge with some guy standing beside it.
Atemos walks over to the bridge guy. He waves.
He nods, as Atemos gets closer the figure takes more the shape of a samurai and the town around him begins to fade until he is on a flat open plane, weapons floating in the air hung by unseen threads scattered all the way to the horizon. The bridge crosses a chasm and on the other side is a large paper screen.
Atemos walks over to the paper screen, whistling.
The bridge suddenly stretches away to the horizon, the screen moving with it, bridge guy steps in front of him, "Right then, papers?"
"Papers? What do you mean?"
"Alright, see firstly, you came from the pocket dimension instead of the usual way to get here, so you must be a member of the guild yes? You don't need to answer. Seeing as how you don't know regulations you probably just joined or you're forgetful as Chu. Eitherway, this path leads to the abyssal layers, so if you were curious you can turn around now, otherwise company policy requires us to battle, you win you enter, you don't I dump a bag of glitter on you. Which is weird, but then again, Kinsley is a weird person."
Atemos grins. "I'm up for a good battle. Fist fighting? Weapons? Pokemon?"
"Pokemon? I wish. No, choose a weapon." He points upwards at the all the weapons as he draws his Katana and puts on an Oni mask.
*Instead of rolling to hit, roll performance, first to 200 wins!*
"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
"I could always give my own info, right?"
"If you're strong enough. It's not like you don't have the gold on you. Would you really rather sell your own personal information?"
"thats fair, im not looking for information anyways, just wanted to strike conversation"
Yera smiled apologetically. "Oh, sorry! I thought you were a customer. I'm a traveling merchant, and I sell almost everything. Come see me if you have an order or anything!"
*Like 8 year old Amazon Prime.*
*hecc yeah*
"you wouldn't have any psudragon food, would you?"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Occupation is a druid, i wouldn't consider them any danger, and as far as I know, no powers that I know of, other than turning their pupils to hearts"
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
"I could always give my own info, right?"
"If you're strong enough. It's not like you don't have the gold on you. Would you really rather sell your own personal information?"
"thats fair, im not looking for information anyways, just wanted to strike conversation"
*roll bluff 6, im not expecting to get high rolls*
She frowned. "Why are you lying so much mister?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I'm sorry, but that's not enough compensation for the files you want to buy. But I'll always accept money if you have any on you."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The bridge suddenly stretches away to the horizon, the screen moving with it, bridge guy steps in front of him, "Right then, papers?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Okay awesome.*
Yera smiles. "Ladies first." She pulls a block out gracefully. SoH: 20
*TERRIBLE ROLLS.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I could always give my own info, right?"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Papers? What do you mean?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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"Fine, guess chivalry isn't dead."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"If you're strong enough. It's not like you don't have the gold on you. Would you really rather sell your own personal information?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Alright, see firstly, you came from the pocket dimension instead of the usual way to get here, so you must be a member of the guild yes? You don't need to answer. Seeing as how you don't know regulations you probably just joined or you're forgetful as Chu. Eitherway, this path leads to the abyssal layers, so if you were curious you can turn around now, otherwise company policy requires us to battle, you win you enter, you don't I dump a bag of glitter on you. Which is weird, but then again, Kinsley is a weird person."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
SoH: 35
"Are you a demon lord?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"thats fair, im not looking for information anyways, just wanted to strike conversation"
*roll bluff 6, im not expecting to get high rolls*
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Why?"
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: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Atemos grins. "I'm up for a good battle. Fist fighting? Weapons? Pokemon?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yera smiled apologetically. "Oh, sorry! I thought you were a customer. I'm a traveling merchant, and I sell almost everything. Come see me if you have an order or anything!"
*Like 8 year old Amazon Prime.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You look like one. I've only ever seen one demon lord in passing though."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Pokemon? I wish. No, choose a weapon." He points upwards at the all the weapons as he draws his Katana and puts on an Oni mask.
*Instead of rolling to hit, roll performance, first to 200 wins!*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Well then yes I am. What guild are you with?"
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: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*hecc yeah*
"you wouldn't have any psudragon food, would you?"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
She frowned. "Why are you lying so much mister?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Atemos looks around for a flail to pick and puts his hyena mask on.
*Oh dude dance competition, that's sick. Performance: 13*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*More like flashy battle with dance moves. This is an anime after all.*
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He jumps atop the railing and does a swift slash towards Atemos, it hits but doesn't hurt.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?