The tall hot musician walks over to the gnoll with a very grim face, and asks it this question:
”Would this be a pepperoni sandwich by any chance?”
It barks and offers some pepperoni sandwich as a gesture of frienship.
“Why thank you! This so happens to be my favorite type sandwhich! If it were to be… a vegan option… you’d be dead where you stand”
At the mention of vegans, the gnoll pulls out its glowing god-looking glaive.
*woah so powerful and cool* the Dashing Young Musician whips out the powerful otamatone, Allahhorn226
“Mecca-slayer.” The gnoll points to its glaive, a glowing cactus tied to a stick. “Vegan hunter.”
“Simply fantastic. Oh, before I forget, my name is Biggie Leorio, would you like to hunt vegans with me? This has been my passion ever since I was young.”
“Yes. Vegan hunter.” The gnoll hands him a resume.
plant
vegn huntr
high damage per round
hjgh ACT scors
cant read
speaks fluant ninjalese
peproni sanwich
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It shakes its head. If Atucorc is in the room, it looks at Atucorc and barks in Gnoll “Plant”.
Atucorc barks back "Plant is name?"
“Yes. Like this plant.” It points to the flower on its head.
"Greeting, Plant. I am Atucorc. Changeling Nox"
“The changeling knocks?”
"No. He named Nox"
“Hello Nox.” The gnoll waves.
"Hi!! Im... Guessing you dont really speak common?"
The gnoll shook its head. “Gnoll speak. Or plant speak. Or.. pepperoni speak.”
You can talk to dead pieces of animal used for consumption? I'm glad I'm not alone.
Pepperoni brain voice?
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It shakes its head. If Atucorc is in the room, it looks at Atucorc and barks in Gnoll “Plant”.
"Is that your name?" Sazalia asks this in Gnoll.
The gnoll nods. “Plant.”
In Gnoll: "Hello, Plant. I'm Sazalia."
In Common: "They say their name is Plant."
“Sazala. Vegan?”
"No."
“Hungry…..”
"You're vegan?"
“No… Hungry.. Vegan hunter..”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It shakes its head. If Atucorc is in the room, it looks at Atucorc and barks in Gnoll “Plant”.
Atucorc barks back "Plant is name?"
“Yes. Like this plant.” It points to the flower on its head.
"Greeting, Plant. I am Atucorc. Changeling Nox"
“The changeling knocks?”
"No. He named Nox"
“Hello Nox.” The gnoll waves.
"Hi!! Im... Guessing you dont really speak common?"
The gnoll shook its head. “Gnoll speak. Or plant speak. Or.. pepperoni speak.”
You can talk to dead pieces of animal used for consumption? I'm glad I'm not alone.
Pepperoni brain voice?
Yep.
Hello pepperoni. I don’t see you. Or smell you.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The tall hot musician walks over to the gnoll with a very grim face, and asks it this question:
”Would this be a pepperoni sandwich by any chance?”
It barks and offers some pepperoni sandwich as a gesture of frienship.
“Why thank you! This so happens to be my favorite type sandwhich! If it were to be… a vegan option… you’d be dead where you stand”
At the mention of vegans, the gnoll pulls out its glowing god-looking glaive.
*woah so powerful and cool* the Dashing Young Musician whips out the powerful otamatone, Allahhorn226
“Mecca-slayer.” The gnoll points to its glaive, a glowing cactus tied to a stick. “Vegan hunter.”
“Simply fantastic. Oh, before I forget, my name is Biggie Leorio, would you like to hunt vegans with me? This has been my passion ever since I was young.”
“Yes. Vegan hunter.” The gnoll hands him a resume.
plant
vegn huntr
high damage per round
hjgh ACT scors
cant read
speaks fluant ninjalese
peproni sanwich
Biggie Leorio reads the resume with his mouth wide open, absolutely shocked. “This is the best resume I’ve ever seen! I myself am one of the founders of ninjalese and peproni sanwich is my food of choice! We are now a team!”
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
Biggie Leorio reads the resume with his mouth wide open, absolutely shocked. “This is the best resume I’ve ever seen! I myself am one of the founders of ninjalese and peproni sanwich is my food of choice! We are now a team!”
“Can you play songs on instruments?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It shakes its head. If Atucorc is in the room, it looks at Atucorc and barks in Gnoll “Plant”.
Atucorc barks back "Plant is name?"
“Yes. Like this plant.” It points to the flower on its head.
"Greeting, Plant. I am Atucorc. Changeling Nox"
“The changeling knocks?”
"No. He named Nox"
“Hello Nox.” The gnoll waves.
"Hi!! Im... Guessing you dont really speak common?"
The gnoll shook its head. “Gnoll speak. Or plant speak. Or.. pepperoni speak.”
"Pepperoni speak?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Biggie Leorio reads the resume with his mouth wide open, absolutely shocked. “This is the best resume I’ve ever seen! I myself am one of the founders of ninjalese and peproni sanwich is my food of choice! We are now a team!”
“Can you play songs on instruments?”
“Of course, Allahhorn226 can shoot agonizing evil blasts at the vegans when I play my SoundCloud bars. I also take song requests for a small fee.” *he needs more money for more drip*
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
“Speaks to pepperoni. Pepperoni speaks back.” *Roll a history check*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie Leorio reads the resume with his mouth wide open, absolutely shocked. “This is the best resume I’ve ever seen! I myself am one of the founders of ninjalese and peproni sanwich is my food of choice! We are now a team!”
“Can you play songs on instruments?”
“Of course, Allahhorn226 can shoot agonizing evil blasts at the vegans when I play my SoundCloud bars. I also take song requests for a small fee.” *he needs more money for more drip*
The gnoll hands over two gold coins. “Play good music.” *Plant is poor 😔😔 no bag*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Speaks to pepperoni. Pepperoni speaks back.” *Roll a history check*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
“Speaks to pepperoni. Pepperoni speaks back.” *Roll a history check*
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Upon closer inspection to the gnolls’s glaive, it has a familiar looking symbol on it, similar to the markings K’Theros had.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie Leorio reads the resume with his mouth wide open, absolutely shocked. “This is the best resume I’ve ever seen! I myself am one of the founders of ninjalese and peproni sanwich is my food of choice! We are now a team!”
“Can you play songs on instruments?”
“Of course, Allahhorn226 can shoot agonizing evil blasts at the vegans when I play my SoundCloud bars. I also take song requests for a small fee.” *he needs more money for more drip*
The gnoll hands over two gold coins. “Play good music.” *Plant is poor 😔😔 no bag*
*uhhhh I used bard universal speech rq*
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
You can talk to dead pieces of animal used for consumption? I'm glad I'm not alone.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"You're vegan?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
“Yes. Vegan hunter.” The gnoll hands him a resume.
plant
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Pepperoni brain voice?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“No… Hungry.. Vegan hunter..”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yep.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Do you want some steak, then?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Hello pepperoni. I don’t see you. Or smell you.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The gnoll nods.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie Leorio reads the resume with his mouth wide open, absolutely shocked. “This is the best resume I’ve ever seen! I myself am one of the founders of ninjalese and peproni sanwich is my food of choice! We are now a team!”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
“Can you play songs on instruments?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Pepperoni speak?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Of course, Allahhorn226 can shoot agonizing evil blasts at the vegans when I play my SoundCloud bars. I also take song requests for a small fee.” *he needs more money for more drip*
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
“Speaks to pepperoni. Pepperoni speaks back.” *Roll a history check*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The gnoll hands over two gold coins. “Play good music.” *Plant is poor 😔😔 no bag*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
I'm the vertically challenged girl with the beautiful top hat.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Upon closer inspection to the gnolls’s glaive, it has a familiar looking symbol on it, similar to the markings K’Theros had.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Thanks, here goes” Leorio starts groovin out and playing the song “https://youtu.be/mWo3woi9Uro”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.