I'm neither beef nor pork, and certainly not both. How would you go about doing this?
Squishing pork. Then talk to pork. Then give to frog. Frog turns people into pepperoni sandwich.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I’m straight ballin I got bag and stacks on allah”
“How many Soundcloud followers?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Do you know how to order food? Malwyn can get you some."
“How do I order? Money?”
"Yes."
Plant hands her 2 GP.
Sazalia orders steak and gives it to Plant.
“Turned money into food…. Mmmm…” Plant chows down on the food. “Thank you Salza.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Where is he?” Plant looks around and lifts up a table to look under it.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I’m straight ballin I got bag and stacks on allah”
“How many Soundcloud followers?”
“I used to have 6.5 million… I was HOOPIN my ninja”
“What happened? Bad album? Kryspin hacked account?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I'm neither beef nor pork, and certainly not both. How would you go about doing this?
Squishing pork. Then talk to pork. Then give to frog. Frog turns people into pepperoni sandwich.
I wish I could turn people into sushi.
Frog can turn people into sushi. Magic pot.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Where is he?” Plant looks around and lifts up a table to look under it.
I dunno.
“Then how will you ask?” Plant looks confused.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Speaks to pepperoni. Pepperoni speaks back.” *Roll a history check*
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Upon closer inspection to the gnolls’s glaive, it has a familiar looking symbol on it, similar to the markings K’Theros had.
"Do you... Know Atemos? Or K'Theros?"
“Tey-mos. Very tall. Don’t know Key-ros.”
"Whered you meet him?"
“Tey-mos told me to look for someone. Gave me a paper. But..” Plant looked embarrassed. “I got hungry and ate it.”
"Oh... Do you remember anything about the paper?"
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“Where is he?” Plant looks around and lifts up a table to look under it.
I dunno.
“Then how will you ask?” Plant looks confused.
Maaaaaaaaaagic.
“Pepperoni sandwich are better.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I'm neither beef nor pork, and certainly not both. How would you go about doing this?
Squishing pork. Then talk to pork. Then give to frog. Frog turns people into pepperoni sandwich.
I wish I could turn people into sushi.
Frog can turn people into sushi. Magic pot.
Really?
Yes. But frog only speaks frog language. And protective of pot and spoon.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ok I’m going to sleep, goodbye. Probably won’t be on for a bit sorry :,)*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ok I’m going to sleep, goodbye. Probably won’t be on for a bit sorry :,)*
*c u soon!!*
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Squishing pork. Then talk to pork. Then give to frog. Frog turns people into pepperoni sandwich.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“How many Soundcloud followers?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Turned money into food…. Mmmm…” Plant chows down on the food. “Thank you Salza.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Where is he?” Plant looks around and lifts up a table to look under it.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I used to have 6.5 million… I was HOOPIN my ninja”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
I wish I could turn people into sushi.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
“What happened? Bad album? Kryspin hacked account?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I dunno.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Frog can turn people into sushi. Magic pot.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Then how will you ask?” Plant looks confused.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Maaaaaaaaaagic.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Really?
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Oh... Do you remember anything about the paper?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“I quit. SoundCloud life isn’t for me! I have bigger things to do like killing vegans!”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
“Pepperoni sandwich are better.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yes. But frog only speaks frog language. And protective of pot and spoon.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Did not taste good.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ok I’m going to sleep, goodbye. Probably won’t be on for a bit sorry :,)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elayne walks in to the main room to have some dinner. She smiles at the tall hot musician.
*c u soon!!*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)