"Not good enough, in my opinion. Aren't you a weasel?"
Twitches at the word weasel, "Ferret..."
"Hm. What business do you have with Astara? Or anyone here, for that matter?"
Nothing. He's just a thief.
"He's a Demon Lord."
He's both.
"The DEMON part outweighs the thief part, I feel."
Okay. What is your name?
"Why do you want it?"
Okay. Do you want to know what I am before you give personal information to me?
"Sure, why not. Who and what are you?"
I don't see why you want my name, but I'm the solar in the main room. Should I raise my hand?
"If you want my name, I want yours. And sure, it'd help. There's an absurd amount of extraplanar beings here, it's hard to keep track.."
He raises his hand. You don't want to know how many there are. How long have you been here?
"I think I do, but I also feel that I'll find out on my own. As for time... 'bout 24 hours, give or take."
There are a lot more. And don't worry, it's normal to be surprised.
"I assumed as much. And surprised by what, exactly?"
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"The wounds. Have they healed? I've heard of certain wounds that resulted in ever-bleeding gashes... I just wanted to ensure that that wasn't happening with you."
"No, I... I'm fine."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"So... if you're not an angel, what are you?"
"...I am an Angel. Simply a different class than you. A Guide."
"Are you a solar, a deva, or a planetar?"
"A Kenkurelet. An Usher of Souls. Roughly on par with most Planetars."
"I used to be a deva."
"A just position. I thank you for your service under your god."
"Thank you, too."
He inclines his head. "And, if I may, congratulations on your forthcoming blessing."
"What do you mean?"
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"What did you see the gauntlet do that scared you so much?"
"It can hold power. So much power. Power to destroy universes. Power to turn you into a god. I can't destroy it, I can't have it, I don't want to be near such a powerful indestructible item if I can do nothing with it. You be careful Astara, it's in your, no, everyone's best interest that it doesn't fall into the wrong paws. I mean hands. The wrong hands."
Astara looks surprised. Shocked, even. "He just gave it away..."
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"Nah mate, you threaten but don't follow through. That makes you a chicken."
"I... severely dislike you right now, maton Ferret."
"Fair, but you did tell me to try harder and I can't resist the challenge."
"Granted. What is your name, shuterel?"
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"What did you see the gauntlet do that scared you so much?"
"It can hold power. So much power. Power to destroy universes. Power to turn you into a god. I can't destroy it, I can't have it, I don't want to be near such a powerful indestructible item if I can do nothing with it. You be careful Astara, it's in your, no, everyone's best interest that it doesn't fall into the wrong paws. I mean hands. The wrong hands."
Astara looks surprised. Shocked, even. "He just gave it away..."
"Alright, are you shocked that I'm being good right now or that the item is super powerful?"
"What did you see the gauntlet do that scared you so much?"
"It can hold power. So much power. Power to destroy universes. Power to turn you into a god. I can't destroy it, I can't have it, I don't want to be near such a powerful indestructible item if I can do nothing with it. You be careful Astara, it's in your, no, everyone's best interest that it doesn't fall into the wrong paws. I mean hands. The wrong hands."
Astara looks surprised. Shocked, even. "He just gave it away..."
"Alright, are you shocked that I'm being good right now or that the item is super powerful?"
"Both."
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"The wounds. Have they healed? I've heard of certain wounds that resulted in ever-bleeding gashes... I just wanted to ensure that that wasn't happening with you."
"No, I... I'm fine."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"So... if you're not an angel, what are you?"
"...I am an Angel. Simply a different class than you. A Guide."
"Are you a solar, a deva, or a planetar?"
"A Kenkurelet. An Usher of Souls. Roughly on par with most Planetars."
"I used to be a deva."
"A just position. I thank you for your service under your god."
"Thank you, too."
He inclines his head. "And, if I may, congratulations on your forthcoming blessing."
"What do you mean?"
"You are soon to be bonded in matrimony, no?"
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"The wounds. Have they healed? I've heard of certain wounds that resulted in ever-bleeding gashes... I just wanted to ensure that that wasn't happening with you."
"No, I... I'm fine."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"So... if you're not an angel, what are you?"
"...I am an Angel. Simply a different class than you. A Guide."
"Are you a solar, a deva, or a planetar?"
"A Kenkurelet. An Usher of Souls. Roughly on par with most Planetars."
"I used to be a deva."
"A just position. I thank you for your service under your god."
"Thank you, too."
He inclines his head. "And, if I may, congratulations on your forthcoming blessing."
"What do you mean?"
"You are soon to be bonded in matrimony, no?"
"How do you know that?"
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*Welp, I forgot that the lowest they can roll for Deception is 24, but looks like it doesn't matter...*
"Oh shoot. Fine, I'll remove the illusion." removes the illusion
*Does drawing that extra card from a secret pocket do anything to the hand roll?*
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"I assumed as much. And surprised by what, exactly?"
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"Fair, but you did tell me to try harder and I can't resist the challenge."
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"What do you mean?"
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*I'd say it should give advantage if it their perception check had failed*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"It's in my bones. Sorry bout that. I assume I lose, here ya go." Kinsley tosses over a +1 dagger.
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"Granted. What is your name, shuterel?"
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Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
"Illusion magic and a card up the sleeve"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Alright, are you shocked that I'm being good right now or that the item is super powerful?"
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"Both."
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"They call me Kinsley, or Slinky if you prefer. I'm still trying to come up with a demon name. Would 'The Sinner' work do you think?" bows
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"You are soon to be bonded in matrimony, no?"
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
Bloom hands frost the two gold, "There's your winnings"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"How do you know that?"
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"To win by cheating i guess."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND