"aye. 'tis what a noble man'd do fer some'un in need"
Bloodfang makes a weird noise in his throat before going back to his drink
Alvin orders a drink. “So,” he says, setting his chin on the mug, and turning towards Bloodfang, without any trace of mirth, “Wanna blow something up?”
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"aye. 'tis what a noble man'd do fer some'un in need"
Bloodfang makes a weird noise in his throat before going back to his drink
Alvin orders a drink. “So,” he says, setting his chin on the mug, and turning towards Bloodfang, without any trace of mirth, “Wanna blow something up?”
Looking up, the Tiefling nods, his face turning from its usual semi-joyous to a full on menacing one. he grabs a hand towards his axe as he says "who we killing, and where?"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
“There’s a Waterdhavian merc sorcerer courting a local noblewoman. I’ve long had a grudge with him. I have some gunpowder in me sea chest - I wanna being the house down.”
“That’s not hard ta do” Alvin said as he gathered his things, resting the sea chest on top of his backpack, and strapping a blunderbuss to his side and a bucket to his arm.
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
All Bloodfang had with him was his axes, oh, yeah, and also his 4 javelins that he almost went off and sold to someone for something more powerful. he cracked his knuckles, and checked what little armor he had, before nodding and saying "ready fer whatever ye say now"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Alvin walks out of the tavern, holding the door for Bloodfang. Once they are out on the street Alvin begins to give further detail. "The sorcerer be Seferis Cirdir, an' a rouwdy one he is. He's visited every bar an' brothel all along the coast, an' some elsewar. The house he 'appens to be in is a private, walled estate. There are two wings, a north wing an' an east wing. We're trying to shear the north wing off the face o' the estate by igniting gunpowder kegs at the base of each necessary support. One keg each will go on the northwest and northeast corners o' the north wing. One will go in the fireplace located at the end o' the entryway to the north wing. The final keg will be a contingency, secured against the wall of the north wing with pitons an' rope. When the four kegs are placed, we light the fuse of each at the all-clear, signaled by a servant's bell. From there, we have approximately one minute to rendezvous on the northern courtyard, ready to watch the building fall, an' finish tha job by tooth an' nail if necessary. We will slay no innocents, only nobles. Feel free to pocket anything of worth you might find." Alvin then gives Bloodfang a basic map of the estate, labeling the key points. "If you must flee," says Alvin, "Do so with as much financial and personal damage to the noble family, if all else fails, they will blame Seferis. May his godlessness help him then."
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"it seems like ye have it in th' bag" he says through a chuckle, before saying "it seems too easy, while 'ere at it. if we were t' try somethin a bit more subtle, like some poisoned dart shots er somethin outta my league. but guessin you want somethin more my speed, im in." he looks over the map, before pointing out an obvious flaw in the plan, that being putting a keg in the fireplace. "wouldn they know it was there?"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"That be the skitch in the fabric. That keg is necessary for the wing ta collapse. Perhaps if ye' barricaded the doors in the hall? Besides, I done the math, It'd be awful difficult for me ta slip around the wing and place the kegs before I was caught. They have guard checks roughly every eight minutes, it'd take me ten alone. We need it done in at leas' seven to ensure no one escapes, ideally six if we were ta watch the light show. If it strikes yer fancy, we can loot the house afterwards" Alvin looks up at Bloodfang, "The only question left be, will ya take the keg ta the fireplace, or mount tha one on the wall?"
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"That be the skitch in the fabric. That keg is necessary for the wing ta collapse. Perhaps if ye' barricaded the doors in the hall? Besides, I done the math, It'd be awful difficult for me ta slip around the wing and place the kegs before I was caught. They have guard checks roughly every eight minutes, it'd take me ten alone. We need it done in at leas' seven to ensure no one escapes, ideally six if we were ta watch the light show. If it strikes yer fancy, we can loot the house afterwards" Alvin looks up at Bloodfang, "The only question left be, will ya take the keg ta the fireplace, or mount tha one on the wall?"
he nods, before saying "this javelin's haft alone is strong enough to resist cracking from an ax, I'm sure one er two of 'ese can get it done fer the blockin'. I need some new tools and some nice new weapons anyways, so its ain't too much ova loss. I'll take the one fer the fireplace. that way, it isn't too shoddy ova job"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"That be the skitch in the fabric. That keg is necessary for the wing ta collapse. Perhaps if ye' barricaded the doors in the hall? Besides, I done the math, It'd be awful difficult for me ta slip around the wing and place the kegs before I was caught. They have guard checks roughly every eight minutes, it'd take me ten alone. We need it done in at leas' seven to ensure no one escapes, ideally six if we were ta watch the light show. If it strikes yer fancy, we can loot the house afterwards" Alvin looks up at Bloodfang, "The only question left be, will ya take the keg ta the fireplace, or mount tha one on the wall?"
he nods, before saying "this javelin's haft alone is strong enough to resist cracking from an ax, I'm sure one er two of 'ese can get it done fer the blockin'. I need some new tools and some nice new weapons anyways, so its ain't too much ova loss. I'll take the one fer the fireplace. that way, it isn't too shoddy ova job"
Alvin nods slowly. "Very well, I'll take the wall." He then takes an iron ring off of his finger, "Take this," he says, handing Bloodfang a Ring of the Ram, "It'll help should brekkin' douwn doors become necessary."
*So that was who tench was overreacting about, nice. Im gonna add a character soon from not on DnD beyond*
bloodfang was hunched over his warm drink, wafting the fumes into his nose
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Alvin takes a seat next to him. “Dank’e fire fer drauggin me in ta the tavern las night”
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"aye. 'tis what a noble man'd do fer some'un in need"
Bloodfang makes a weird noise in his throat before going back to his drink
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Alvin orders a drink. “So,” he says, setting his chin on the mug, and turning towards Bloodfang, without any trace of mirth, “Wanna blow something up?”
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Looking up, the Tiefling nods, his face turning from its usual semi-joyous to a full on menacing one. he grabs a hand towards his axe as he says "who we killing, and where?"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
“There’s a Waterdhavian merc sorcerer courting a local noblewoman. I’ve long had a grudge with him. I have some gunpowder in me sea chest - I wanna being the house down.”
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
“What d’ya say?”
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"im in. i knew a waterdhavian noble for a few years, and I hated his guts"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
“That’s not hard ta do” Alvin said as he gathered his things, resting the sea chest on top of his backpack, and strapping a blunderbuss to his side and a bucket to his arm.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
All Bloodfang had with him was his axes, oh, yeah, and also his 4 javelins that he almost went off and sold to someone for something more powerful. he cracked his knuckles, and checked what little armor he had, before nodding and saying "ready fer whatever ye say now"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Wannabe was asleep
Kalon was awake and up
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
(should I add a Lizardfolk or a kobold?)
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
*Kobold*
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Alvin walks out of the tavern, holding the door for Bloodfang. Once they are out on the street Alvin begins to give further detail. "The sorcerer be Seferis Cirdir, an' a rouwdy one he is. He's visited every bar an' brothel all along the coast, an' some elsewar. The house he 'appens to be in is a private, walled estate. There are two wings, a north wing an' an east wing. We're trying to shear the north wing off the face o' the estate by igniting gunpowder kegs at the base of each necessary support. One keg each will go on the northwest and northeast corners o' the north wing. One will go in the fireplace located at the end o' the entryway to the north wing. The final keg will be a contingency, secured against the wall of the north wing with pitons an' rope. When the four kegs are placed, we light the fuse of each at the all-clear, signaled by a servant's bell. From there, we have approximately one minute to rendezvous on the northern courtyard, ready to watch the building fall, an' finish tha job by tooth an' nail if necessary. We will slay no innocents, only nobles. Feel free to pocket anything of worth you might find." Alvin then gives Bloodfang a basic map of the estate, labeling the key points. "If you must flee," says Alvin, "Do so with as much financial and personal damage to the noble family, if all else fails, they will blame Seferis. May his godlessness help him then."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"it seems like ye have it in th' bag" he says through a chuckle, before saying "it seems too easy, while 'ere at it. if we were t' try somethin a bit more subtle, like some poisoned dart shots er somethin outta my league. but guessin you want somethin more my speed, im in." he looks over the map, before pointing out an obvious flaw in the plan, that being putting a keg in the fireplace. "wouldn they know it was there?"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"That be the skitch in the fabric. That keg is necessary for the wing ta collapse. Perhaps if ye' barricaded the doors in the hall? Besides, I done the math, It'd be awful difficult for me ta slip around the wing and place the kegs before I was caught. They have guard checks roughly every eight minutes, it'd take me ten alone. We need it done in at leas' seven to ensure no one escapes, ideally six if we were ta watch the light show. If it strikes yer fancy, we can loot the house afterwards" Alvin looks up at Bloodfang, "The only question left be, will ya take the keg ta the fireplace, or mount tha one on the wall?"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Tench is spending all his money drinking on his own
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Tench walks over to Kalon, "So," he says, followed by a few seconds of awkward silence, "Dja meet Emmeline?"
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
he nods, before saying "this javelin's haft alone is strong enough to resist cracking from an ax, I'm sure one er two of 'ese can get it done fer the blockin'. I need some new tools and some nice new weapons anyways, so its ain't too much ova loss. I'll take the one fer the fireplace. that way, it isn't too shoddy ova job"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Alvin nods slowly. "Very well, I'll take the wall." He then takes an iron ring off of his finger, "Take this," he says, handing Bloodfang a Ring of the Ram, "It'll help should brekkin' douwn doors become necessary."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"