what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
Riku holds ub what looks like a bean and turns into ultraman, he grows to the size of godzilla's waist and says "HA!"
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
"You seem to be agitated." Some panels flip and a big missile-looking thing appears next to GlaDos. "This is a nuke, the building can withstand over 100 of them. Would you still like to attack?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
"You seem to be agitated." Some panels flip and a big missile-looking thing appears next to GlaDos. "This is a nuke, the building can withstand over 100 of them. Would you still like to attack?"
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
"You seem to be agitated." Some panels flip and a big missile-looking thing appears next to GlaDos. "This is a nuke, the building can withstand over 100 of them. Would you still like to attack?"
"No need to go nuclear here!"
Random person appears "And as everybody stopped posting on the thread, it faded into obscurity, fading into... The Twilight Zone" *Twilight zone theme*
what sounds like huge footsteps literally shake the tavern and a huge roar screech comes from outside. The windows light up neon blue and then an eye the size of 4 basketballs and reptilelike looks through the window. The skin around it is black and scaly.
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
"You seem to be agitated." Some panels flip and a big missile-looking thing appears next to GlaDos. "This is a nuke, the building can withstand over 100 of them. Would you still like to attack?"
"No need to go nuclear here!"
Random person appears "And as everybody stopped posting on the thread, it faded into obscurity, fading into... The Twilight Zone" *Twilight zone theme*
*That was like a slap in the face to read. Absolutely hilarious and unexpected.*
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
A young human walks in, he wears a brown leather jacket and has a red bat-like symbol on his chest and a red mask covering his head, he removes the mask, revaeling black hair with a streak of grey and some recent cuts and bruises:"I would like a job"
Wendell looks up as his eyes widen.
*jason: i would like a job
wendell: YOURHIRED*
"Well?, is there something wrong? I would like a job."
"i mean.. you'll have to ask ceiling robot" he said and blew smoke out from between his lips.
"Alright. You have any extra somkes? "
"yeah" he said and pulled a pack from his coat pocket and threw to him. "go a light or ya need one?" he asked, his mirror like eyes gleaming
"I´ve got my own thanks ""He catches the pack and takes one out, lighting up with a lighter that was in his pocket
"cool" he said and took off his gloves and set them on the corner of the bar table.
"Well I geuss I´m the bouncer now, your the barkeep right? "
*After talking with GLaDos*
"yeah.." he said and tilted his head. he had pale grey-white skin, like porcelain. he had mirror-like eyes that reflected what they saw. he wore a grey t-shirt and black pants, over it was a black trench. he wore on his feet thick black boots. "i guess i am these days" he said, staring into space
"How often do we get customers?" He un-holsters his pistols and lays them on the counter next to his helmet.
*when you forget you have a fictional crush on a fictional person then it comes back to you*
Wendell shrugs "don't know these days, your not the only one who got hired"
*Ok then*
"I can see. " He stretches a little: "Oof, I need an aspirin, those joker goons took a little to much out of me last night."
**Lawrence is dying somewhere trying to keep in joker jokes**
Wendell turns to the counter and flips him a glass, then places a small foil sealed tab with a pill inside.
He unwraps the pill and swallows it: "Thanks..uh.... I actually never got your name. ¨
"Wendell" he said and picked up a glass and inspected it.
"Nice to meet you wendell, I´m jason "
Wendell smiles and nods. He sets the glass down turning back to Jason "how long you staying you for?"
*wendell's enemy: Mirrors because he randomly gets stuck inside them*
"Until I think I have enough money to go back to gotham, so proabbly a month or two. " He begins fiddling with his guns
"heh, ok then" he said and stared into space again. He stared at the light reflection in the cup and poked it with his finger, the tip of his finger up to the middle knuckle went into the cup and through it.
He notices wendells hand go into the cup and he tightens his grip on his guns: "Are you a metahuman? "
"no, im a tethered spirit" he said, his face remained emotionless "im tethered to this plane, I can touch things and hold things, I don't pass through them but with mirrors or any sort of reflection I go through them" he pulled his hand back out and put on his gloves "these stop that, as long as I don't touch it with my skin im fine" he said
"Good to know,so mirrors are your weakness? ¨
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A young human walks in, he wears a brown leather jacket and has a red bat-like symbol on his chest and a red mask covering his head, he removes the mask, revaeling black hair with a streak of grey and some recent cuts and bruises:"I would like a job"
GlaDos comes down from the ceiling.
"I would require some information before I hire you. What is your name? What job are you applying for? What is your favorite food? What do you 'bring to the table'? Lastly, are you okay with the possibility of serious injury and possible death?"
"My name is jason todd, I would like to bar-tend. I´m trained in multiple martial arts and am skilled in guns and other weapons, if theirs no barkeep position open I can be the bouncer. ¨
"We do not have a bouncer yet, so you are welcome to take that position, Jason Todd."
"Alright, how much am I getting paid? "
"You will be paid with free drinks and food, as well as a room if you want."
"That works,but I would like some money as well, not a lot, but enough."
Some panels on the bar table flip, and there was about 50 dollars on it.
"You would be making this per hour if you want.Is this suitable for you?"
He puts the money in his coat: "This isn't counterfeit right? " he thinks for a second :"This works pretty well. "
"It is not counterfeit. It should be usable in any universe you happen to visit."
"I´ll take your word for it mister robot. " He looks around: "Is there anywhere where I can put my guns? "
The panels flip some more, making a hole that leads into darkness.
"You may put them here, but you are allowed to keep them on your person if you want."
He puts a few weapons that nobody noticed in the hole: "Good to know, what are my hours?"
"That will be your decision. You can work for as little or as long as you like."
"That´s new, I´m used to being told when and where I work. "
"Would you like me to command you what to do?"
"No, I hate being told how to do my work. "
"Then you can start whenever and however you want."
"Great, thats what I like. ¨
"Then I leave you to it. Good luck, Test- I mean, New and Valued Employee!" GlaDos goes back up into her panels in the ceiling.
"Ok then. ""He walks towards the door, taking up a position next to it
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A young human walks in, he wears a brown leather jacket and has a red bat-like symbol on his chest and a red mask covering his head, he removes the mask, revaeling black hair with a streak of grey and some recent cuts and bruises:"I would like a job"
Wendell looks up as his eyes widen.
*jason: i would like a job
wendell: YOURHIRED*
"Well?, is there something wrong? I would like a job."
"i mean.. you'll have to ask ceiling robot" he said and blew smoke out from between his lips.
"Alright. You have any extra somkes? "
"yeah" he said and pulled a pack from his coat pocket and threw to him. "go a light or ya need one?" he asked, his mirror like eyes gleaming
"I´ve got my own thanks ""He catches the pack and takes one out, lighting up with a lighter that was in his pocket
"cool" he said and took off his gloves and set them on the corner of the bar table.
"Well I geuss I´m the bouncer now, your the barkeep right? "
*After talking with GLaDos*
"yeah.." he said and tilted his head. he had pale grey-white skin, like porcelain. he had mirror-like eyes that reflected what they saw. he wore a grey t-shirt and black pants, over it was a black trench. he wore on his feet thick black boots. "i guess i am these days" he said, staring into space
"How often do we get customers?" He un-holsters his pistols and lays them on the counter next to his helmet.
*when you forget you have a fictional crush on a fictional person then it comes back to you*
Wendell shrugs "don't know these days, your not the only one who got hired"
*Ok then*
"I can see. " He stretches a little: "Oof, I need an aspirin, those joker goons took a little to much out of me last night."
**Lawrence is dying somewhere trying to keep in joker jokes**
Wendell turns to the counter and flips him a glass, then places a small foil sealed tab with a pill inside.
He unwraps the pill and swallows it: "Thanks..uh.... I actually never got your name. ¨
"Wendell" he said and picked up a glass and inspected it.
"Nice to meet you wendell, I´m jason "
Wendell smiles and nods. He sets the glass down turning back to Jason "how long you staying you for?"
*wendell's enemy: Mirrors because he randomly gets stuck inside them*
"Until I think I have enough money to go back to gotham, so proabbly a month or two. " He begins fiddling with his guns
"heh, ok then" he said and stared into space again. He stared at the light reflection in the cup and poked it with his finger, the tip of his finger up to the middle knuckle went into the cup and through it.
He notices wendells hand go into the cup and he tightens his grip on his guns: "Are you a metahuman? "
"no, im a tethered spirit" he said, his face remained emotionless "im tethered to this plane, I can touch things and hold things, I don't pass through them but with mirrors or any sort of reflection I go through them" he pulled his hand back out and put on his gloves "these stop that, as long as I don't touch it with my skin im fine" he said
"Good to know,so mirrors are your weakness? ¨
"kinda, say you have a mirror here and a mirror like a distance away, i can always teleport to the other one" he said and folded his arms, smiling
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A young human walks in, he wears a brown leather jacket and has a red bat-like symbol on his chest and a red mask covering his head, he removes the mask, revaeling black hair with a streak of grey and some recent cuts and bruises:"I would like a job"
Wendell looks up as his eyes widen.
*jason: i would like a job
wendell: YOURHIRED*
"Well?, is there something wrong? I would like a job."
"i mean.. you'll have to ask ceiling robot" he said and blew smoke out from between his lips.
"Alright. You have any extra somkes? "
"yeah" he said and pulled a pack from his coat pocket and threw to him. "go a light or ya need one?" he asked, his mirror like eyes gleaming
"I´ve got my own thanks ""He catches the pack and takes one out, lighting up with a lighter that was in his pocket
"cool" he said and took off his gloves and set them on the corner of the bar table.
"Well I geuss I´m the bouncer now, your the barkeep right? "
*After talking with GLaDos*
"yeah.." he said and tilted his head. he had pale grey-white skin, like porcelain. he had mirror-like eyes that reflected what they saw. he wore a grey t-shirt and black pants, over it was a black trench. he wore on his feet thick black boots. "i guess i am these days" he said, staring into space
"How often do we get customers?" He un-holsters his pistols and lays them on the counter next to his helmet.
*when you forget you have a fictional crush on a fictional person then it comes back to you*
Wendell shrugs "don't know these days, your not the only one who got hired"
*Ok then*
"I can see. " He stretches a little: "Oof, I need an aspirin, those joker goons took a little to much out of me last night."
**Lawrence is dying somewhere trying to keep in joker jokes**
Wendell turns to the counter and flips him a glass, then places a small foil sealed tab with a pill inside.
He unwraps the pill and swallows it: "Thanks..uh.... I actually never got your name. ¨
"Wendell" he said and picked up a glass and inspected it.
"Nice to meet you wendell, I´m jason "
Wendell smiles and nods. He sets the glass down turning back to Jason "how long you staying you for?"
*wendell's enemy: Mirrors because he randomly gets stuck inside them*
"Until I think I have enough money to go back to gotham, so proabbly a month or two. " He begins fiddling with his guns
"heh, ok then" he said and stared into space again. He stared at the light reflection in the cup and poked it with his finger, the tip of his finger up to the middle knuckle went into the cup and through it.
He notices wendells hand go into the cup and he tightens his grip on his guns: "Are you a metahuman? "
"no, im a tethered spirit" he said, his face remained emotionless "im tethered to this plane, I can touch things and hold things, I don't pass through them but with mirrors or any sort of reflection I go through them" he pulled his hand back out and put on his gloves "these stop that, as long as I don't touch it with my skin im fine" he said
"Good to know,so mirrors are your weakness? ¨
"kinda, say you have a mirror here and a mirror like a distance away, i can always teleport to the other one" he said and folded his arms, smiling
"Can you take anything with you? "
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A young human walks in, he wears a brown leather jacket and has a red bat-like symbol on his chest and a red mask covering his head, he removes the mask, revaeling black hair with a streak of grey and some recent cuts and bruises:"I would like a job"
Wendell looks up as his eyes widen.
*jason: i would like a job
wendell: YOURHIRED*
"Well?, is there something wrong? I would like a job."
"i mean.. you'll have to ask ceiling robot" he said and blew smoke out from between his lips.
"Alright. You have any extra somkes? "
"yeah" he said and pulled a pack from his coat pocket and threw to him. "go a light or ya need one?" he asked, his mirror like eyes gleaming
"I´ve got my own thanks ""He catches the pack and takes one out, lighting up with a lighter that was in his pocket
"cool" he said and took off his gloves and set them on the corner of the bar table.
"Well I geuss I´m the bouncer now, your the barkeep right? "
*After talking with GLaDos*
"yeah.." he said and tilted his head. he had pale grey-white skin, like porcelain. he had mirror-like eyes that reflected what they saw. he wore a grey t-shirt and black pants, over it was a black trench. he wore on his feet thick black boots. "i guess i am these days" he said, staring into space
"How often do we get customers?" He un-holsters his pistols and lays them on the counter next to his helmet.
*when you forget you have a fictional crush on a fictional person then it comes back to you*
Wendell shrugs "don't know these days, your not the only one who got hired"
*Ok then*
"I can see. " He stretches a little: "Oof, I need an aspirin, those joker goons took a little to much out of me last night."
**Lawrence is dying somewhere trying to keep in joker jokes**
Wendell turns to the counter and flips him a glass, then places a small foil sealed tab with a pill inside.
He unwraps the pill and swallows it: "Thanks..uh.... I actually never got your name. ¨
"Wendell" he said and picked up a glass and inspected it.
"Nice to meet you wendell, I´m jason "
Wendell smiles and nods. He sets the glass down turning back to Jason "how long you staying you for?"
*wendell's enemy: Mirrors because he randomly gets stuck inside them*
"Until I think I have enough money to go back to gotham, so proabbly a month or two. " He begins fiddling with his guns
"heh, ok then" he said and stared into space again. He stared at the light reflection in the cup and poked it with his finger, the tip of his finger up to the middle knuckle went into the cup and through it.
He notices wendells hand go into the cup and he tightens his grip on his guns: "Are you a metahuman? "
"no, im a tethered spirit" he said, his face remained emotionless "im tethered to this plane, I can touch things and hold things, I don't pass through them but with mirrors or any sort of reflection I go through them" he pulled his hand back out and put on his gloves "these stop that, as long as I don't touch it with my skin im fine" he said
"Good to know,so mirrors are your weakness? ¨
"kinda, say you have a mirror here and a mirror like a distance away, i can always teleport to the other one" he said and folded his arms, smiling
"Can you take anything with you? "
"no, material items don't seem to pass through the planes" he said and chuckled
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The ceiling panels flip and GlaDos comes to the roof.
"Hello, large reptile, can you speak?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Wendell smiles slightly and waves "hey there"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Whats up doc?"
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
The monster is the size of the empire state building, his stomach is glowing blue, he has gills, and he looks really mad. His nostrils are smoking. he says nothing but his dorsel fins start glowing blue and a humming electric sound is coming from him.
Back in black baby
"not a doctor, but sure" he said "im Wendell"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Riku holds ub what looks like a bean and turns into ultraman, he grows to the size of godzilla's waist and says "HA!"
Back in black baby
"That's one big lizard!"
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
"You seem to be agitated." Some panels flip and a big missile-looking thing appears next to GlaDos. "This is a nuke, the building can withstand over 100 of them. Would you still like to attack?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Bugs Bunny, at your service."
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
"nice too met ya" he said and smiled again
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"No need to go nuclear here!"
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Random person appears "And as everybody stopped posting on the thread, it faded into obscurity, fading into... The Twilight Zone" *Twilight zone theme*
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
*That was like a slap in the face to read. Absolutely hilarious and unexpected.*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Wendell had fell asleep, putting his head in his arms behind the bar
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Good to know,so mirrors are your weakness? ¨
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
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"Ok then. ""He walks towards the door, taking up a position next to it
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"kinda, say you have a mirror here and a mirror like a distance away, i can always teleport to the other one" he said and folded his arms, smiling
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Can you take anything with you? "
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"no, material items don't seem to pass through the planes" he said and chuckled
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Some classical music starts playing from somewhere in the panels.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.