one time when i was young i was playing with my family's dog. there was this patch of rocks near where i was playing with the blessed doggo. anyways, i tripped on blessed doggo, and fell directly onto the sharp rocks. my knees were basically a pool of blood at that point.
Ouch- did you cry? I would’ve started singing bohemian rhapsody like “MAAAMMAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOHHHH” then “I REQUIRE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE”
"mother, i request that you attend to me immediately, as i am bleeding on the floor right now, aching to keep myself on this mortal journey with you. so, please get the first aid." NAHHHHHH- i was simply screaming, as little kids do.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yo yvonne i know we definetely have different time zones, so you won't be able to respond to this for a while, but my buddy Noisilverheart wants to make a spider city roleplay thread, and one of the name ideas is the web citadel, so i wanted to ask if we have permmission to use that name cause you created that idea i believe.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yo yvonne i know we definetely have different time zones, so you won't be able to respond to this for a while, but my buddy Noisilverheart wants to make a spider city roleplay thread, and one of the name ideas is the web citadel, so i wanted to ask if we have permmission to use that name cause you created that idea i believe.
By all means, go ahead! I look forward to what you have in store.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yo yvonne i know we definetely have different time zones, so you won't be able to respond to this for a while, but my buddy Noisilverheart wants to make a spider city roleplay thread, and one of the name ideas is the web citadel, so i wanted to ask if we have permmission to use that name cause you created that idea i believe.
By all means, go ahead! I look forward to what you have in store.
thank you! by the way, did you know that spiders almost always have extremely poor vision, but some spiders, like jumping and ogre faced spiders, can see better than owls?
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yo yvonne i know we definetely have different time zones, so you won't be able to respond to this for a while, but my buddy Noisilverheart wants to make a spider city roleplay thread, and one of the name ideas is the web citadel, so i wanted to ask if we have permmission to use that name cause you created that idea i believe.
By all means, go ahead! I look forward to what you have in store.
thank you! by the way, did you know that spiders almost always have extremely poor vision, but some spiders, like jumping and ogre faced spiders, can see better than owls?
I did! Spider's legs are full of their blood, which acts as a hydraulic system of sorts to move the leg! This is why when a spider dies, it's legs curl up.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yo yvonne i know we definetely have different time zones, so you won't be able to respond to this for a while, but my buddy Noisilverheart wants to make a spider city roleplay thread, and one of the name ideas is the web citadel, so i wanted to ask if we have permmission to use that name cause you created that idea i believe.
By all means, go ahead! I look forward to what you have in store.
thank you! by the way, did you know that spiders almost always have extremely poor vision, but some spiders, like jumping and ogre faced spiders, can see better than owls?
I did! Spider's legs are full of their blood, which acts as a hydraulic system of sorts to move the leg! This is why when a spider dies, it's legs curl up.
Spider blood is a light blue or green most of the time .u.
This is my Wonderful creation: The Spider Queen. not sure if the link will work, but i worked really hard on this monster.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
This is my Wonderful creation: The Spider Queen. not sure if the link will work, but i worked really hard on this monster.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
This is my Wonderful creation: The Spider Queen. not sure if the link will work, but i worked really hard on this monster.
Sorry, but it's just "Couldn't find the page." for me.
WHYYYYY???? i must fix this problem.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I once ran (half) a campaign (didn't end up finishing it, half of the party moved away and my party just started a new campaign) where the big climax was a great betrayal. The idea was that the party started the campaign with amnesia, and they woke up in a dumpster. This human called Ander was there to greet them, claiming to be a long-time friend that has been travelling with them for 8 or so years. Fast forward: despite their amnesia, they begin to form a bond with Ander. Fast forward even more, at the very end (or what was planned at the very end): turns out he's a serial killer (oops!) that ALSO had amnesia, because of some testing he consented to instead of being put on death row after being caught for the murders. When I say serial killer, I mean the most notorious serial killer in all of history, like Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lechter all in one. But he didn't remember the things he did. He did things that are absolutely unforgivable. Also, he's not really mentally stable. Full of rage, especially when his friends are involved. Long story short: the "false" BBEG killed a member of the party, Ander killed "false" BBEG, then turned onto the party in a hostile rage, blaming them for the death of the party member cause they let the other BBEG live in the first place (they had encountered him a few times before). But, the party now had to make a choice: either put an end to this once and for all and kill their best-friend-that-wasn't-who-they-thought-he-was, or try and talk him down/try anything else to de-escalate the situation, or anything else they might think they would need to do to get out of the situation they were in (he was entirely prepared and equipped to kill the entire party if he needed to, but he wasn't going to). Knowing the people that were playing the campaign (and the characters they were playing), it was going to be pretty evenly split between kill and save. Sadly it didn't end up working out.
Edit: this is my formal submission so i can join the spider guild. i hope it's evil enough.
SpiderQueenYvonne, is this good enough to join the guild? I want to be a part of the evil spider cult
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Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin'sFrom Dusk to Dawn Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I once ran (half) a campaign (didn't end up finishing it, half of the party moved away and my party just started a new campaign) where the big climax was a great betrayal. The idea was that the party started the campaign with amnesia, and they woke up in a dumpster. This human called Ander was there to greet them, claiming to be a long-time friend that has been travelling with them for 8 or so years. Fast forward: despite their amnesia, they begin to form a bond with Ander. Fast forward even more, at the very end (or what was planned at the very end): turns out he's a serial killer (oops!) that ALSO had amnesia, because of some testing he consented to instead of being put on death row after being caught for the murders. When I say serial killer, I mean the most notorious serial killer in all of history, like Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lechter all in one. But he didn't remember the things he did. He did things that are absolutely unforgivable. Also, he's not really mentally stable. Full of rage, especially when his friends are involved. Long story short: the "false" BBEG killed a member of the party, Ander killed "false" BBEG, then turned onto the party in a hostile rage, blaming them for the death of the party member cause they let the other BBEG live in the first place (they had encountered him a few times before). But, the party now had to make a choice: either put an end to this once and for all and kill their best-friend-that-wasn't-who-they-thought-he-was, or try and talk him down/try anything else to de-escalate the situation, or anything else they might think they would need to do to get out of the situation they were in (he was entirely prepared and equipped to kill the entire party if he needed to, but he wasn't going to). Knowing the people that were playing the campaign (and the characters they were playing), it was going to be pretty evenly split between kill and save. Sadly it didn't end up working out.
Edit: this is my formal submission so i can join the spider guild. i hope it's evil enough.
SpiderQueenYvonne, is this good enough to join the guild? I want to be a part of the evil spider cult
Yeah! Welcome to the Guild!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"mother, i request that you attend to me immediately, as i am bleeding on the floor right now, aching to keep myself on this mortal journey with you. so, please get the first aid." NAHHHHHH- i was simply screaming, as little kids do.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Do you encounter a child and just wanna *starts humming Isabella’s lullaby from tpn*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
I think I dieded the thread with my tpn referance
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Yo yvonne i know we definetely have different time zones, so you won't be able to respond to this for a while, but my buddy Noisilverheart wants to make a spider city roleplay thread, and one of the name ideas is the web citadel, so i wanted to ask if we have permmission to use that name cause you created that idea i believe.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Hellœ I am Noi
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
By all means, go ahead! I look forward to what you have in store.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
thank you! by the way, did you know that spiders almost always have extremely poor vision, but some spiders, like jumping and ogre faced spiders, can see better than owls?
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I did! Spider's legs are full of their blood, which acts as a hydraulic system of sorts to move the leg! This is why when a spider dies, it's legs curl up.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Spider blood is a light blue or green most of the time .u.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
This is my Wonderful creation: The Spider Queen. not sure if the link will work, but i worked really hard on this monster.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Sorry, but it's just "Couldn't find the page." for me.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
WHYYYYY???? i must fix this problem.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
SpiderQueenYvonne, is this good enough to join the guild? I want to be a part of the evil spider cult
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
Yeah! Welcome to the Guild!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I just wanna be a spider… spiders are cute
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Do you wish to partake in the Turning? *spidering intensifies*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Do I get to be a spider?
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Why, yes.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Do I get to choose the spider I turn into?
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger