Greetings, fellow acolytes of arachnids! If you are reading this, the Spider Guild has probably piqued your interest. Allow me to tell you what we at the Spider Guild do.
The Spider Guild is a place where scheming minds are welcomed. In the Spider Guild: Evil DM Plans forum, we hatch plots and schemes to use in our campaigns to instill panic and suspicion across the campaigns! As the one to bring the Spider Guild into fruition, I proudly have taken the mantle as Spider Queen, although elections can be put in order if my supervison is seen as unfit. I will try to the best of my ability to assist members of the Spider Guild in their dastardly plots, as well as concoct a few of my own. I hope that, through our schemes brought together, we can achieve the goals of causing mischief throughout the campaigns!
Are you interested in partaking in our quest? To join, all that is needed is to share one piece of a plot on this forum. It can be anything: An idea, monster, trap, or something else! From there, the more one contributes their plans to the Guild, the more likely they can be for promotion. High-ranking members can run in elections for the title of Spider Queen (or King, or Monarch), and all members of the guild can cast one vote. As is usual, highest vote total takes the Webbed Crown, and then is in charge of the Spider Guild forums. All members can make their own Spider Guild forums for hatching plots or tallying votes!
Anyway, this one post is getting long. I bid you all adieu, and to those who have joined us, a warm welcome to the Spider Clan!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Wake me when the circus passes under Wake me when the pirates stop the plunder Fortune is unfortunately volatile Trust me that the future's looking futile
Should we disguise this as a Rickroll or something?
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Just look at my title. This is probably my best thing ive DONE, but not the best thing ive thought up.
My brother was looking for his FNaF doll, I saw it and told him to look at this chunky squirrel outside, he looked and I swiped it. I told him to go look in our room. When he did, I out it sitting up in the hall. When he turned around it looked it was following him. He started freaking out and ran outside. after he stopped hyperventilating I put at the storm door, so it looked like it was looking at him outside. he couldn't sleep for a week!
Just look at my title. This is probably my best thing ive DONE, but not the best thing ive thought up.
My brother was looking for his FNaF doll, I saw it and told him to look at this chunky squirrel outside, he looked and I swiped it. I told him to go look in our room. When he did, I out it sitting up in the hall. When he turned around it looked it was following him. He started freaking out and ran outside. after he stopped hyperventilating I put at the storm door, so it looked like it was looking at him outside. he couldn't sleep for a week!
I just saw this scheme. While I do congratulate you on coming up with this, remember this is all in good fun. I don't intend on anyone having nightmares.
I'll promote you to Arachnomancer. You can now start your own Spider Guild Forums (with consent from the Spider Queen or an Arachpriest.)
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Just look at my title. This is probably my best thing ive DONE, but not the best thing ive thought up.
My brother was looking for his FNaF doll, I saw it and told him to look at this chunky squirrel outside, he looked and I swiped it. I told him to go look in our room. When he did, I out it sitting up in the hall. When he turned around it looked it was following him. He started freaking out and ran outside. after he stopped hyperventilating I put at the storm door, so it looked like it was looking at him outside. he couldn't sleep for a week!
I just saw this scheme. While I do congratulate you on coming up with this, remember this is all in good fun. I don't intend on anyone having nightmares.
I'll promote you to Arachnomancer. You can now start your own Spider Guild Forums (with consent from the Spider Queen or an Arachpriest.)
Although I did have mischievous intent, I didn’t know at the time how much of a scaredy cat my brother is. He can’t take a shower alone so it wasn’t entirely my fault. I understandeth thou reasoning
A game where there actually isn't a BBEG, it is just a giant shadow government run by the worlds biggest crime syndicate, and the players won't know this until they go to where the BBEG would be, if there was on, and the only way to bring it down is become one of their members and work their way to the top, to the boss, but, there actually isn't a boss, it is yet another shadow government, run by another crime syndicate that is actually the worlds' most powerful one. The players have to infiltrate that one the same way they did the previous one, by joining and making their way to the top. Of course, it is yet another shadow government, with yet another crime syndicate, but, at the top of this one, is a singular goblin locked in a vault with a bunch of walkie talkies. The way the goblin lived so long was because the vault lets whoever is in it live indefinitely as long as they are still within it, and it is impossible to kill the goblin if they don't get him out. The moment he gets out, however, he becomes dust, turns out, the goblin has lived for more than a thousand years. The players will then have the option to take the goblins' place, or let the syndicates crumble. But, turns out there was a second vault made. You can see where that is going, I hope.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
A game where there actually isn't a BBEG, it is just a giant shadow government run by the worlds biggest crime syndicate, and the players won't know this until they go to where the BBEG would be, if there was on, and the only way to bring it down is become one of their members and work their way to the top, to the boss, but, there actually isn't a boss, it is yet another shadow government, run by another crime syndicate that is actually the worlds' most powerful one. The players have to infiltrate that one the same way they did the previous one, by joining and making their way to the top. Of course, it is yet another shadow government, with yet another crime syndicate, but, at the top of this one, is a singular goblin locked in a vault with a bunch of walkie talkies. The way the goblin lived so long was because the vault lets whoever is in it live indefinitely as long as they are still within it, and it is impossible to kill the goblin if they don't get him out. The moment he gets out, however, he becomes dust, turns out, the goblin has lived for more than a thousand years. The players will then have the option to take the goblins' place, or let the syndicates crumble. But, turns out there was a second vault made. You can see where that is going, I hope.
I LOVE this! I promote you to Arachnomancer!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A game where there actually isn't a BBEG, it is just a giant shadow government run by the worlds biggest crime syndicate, and the players won't know this until they go to where the BBEG would be, if there was on, and the only way to bring it down is become one of their members and work their way to the top, to the boss, but, there actually isn't a boss, it is yet another shadow government, run by another crime syndicate that is actually the worlds' most powerful one. The players have to infiltrate that one the same way they did the previous one, by joining and making their way to the top. Of course, it is yet another shadow government, with yet another crime syndicate, but, at the top of this one, is a singular goblin locked in a vault with a bunch of walkie talkies. The way the goblin lived so long was because the vault lets whoever is in it live indefinitely as long as they are still within it, and it is impossible to kill the goblin if they don't get him out. The moment he gets out, however, he becomes dust, turns out, the goblin has lived for more than a thousand years. The players will then have the option to take the goblins' place, or let the syndicates crumble. But, turns out there was a second vault made. You can see where that is going, I hope.
I LOVE this! I promote you to Arachnomancer!
I accept this promotion. Feel free to use this, anyone who sees this.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
Should we disguise this as a Rickroll or something?
Ahhh yes, the spider rickroll.
You are all now Spider Acloytes. Wear this title with pride!
Would you like me to show you how to disguise something as a Rickroll?
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
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Greetings, fellow acolytes of arachnids! If you are reading this, the Spider Guild has probably piqued your interest. Allow me to tell you what we at the Spider Guild do.
The Spider Guild is a place where scheming minds are welcomed. In the Spider Guild: Evil DM Plans forum, we hatch plots and schemes to use in our campaigns to instill panic and suspicion across the campaigns! As the one to bring the Spider Guild into fruition, I proudly have taken the mantle as Spider Queen, although elections can be put in order if my supervison is seen as unfit. I will try to the best of my ability to assist members of the Spider Guild in their dastardly plots, as well as concoct a few of my own. I hope that, through our schemes brought together, we can achieve the goals of causing mischief throughout the campaigns!
Are you interested in partaking in our quest? To join, all that is needed is to share one piece of a plot on this forum. It can be anything: An idea, monster, trap, or something else! From there, the more one contributes their plans to the Guild, the more likely they can be for promotion. High-ranking members can run in elections for the title of Spider Queen (or King, or Monarch), and all members of the guild can cast one vote. As is usual, highest vote total takes the Webbed Crown, and then is in charge of the Spider Guild forums. All members can make their own Spider Guild forums for hatching plots or tallying votes!
Anyway, this one post is getting long. I bid you all adieu, and to those who have joined us, a warm welcome to the Spider Clan!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Rankings in the Spider Guild are as follows:
Spider Queen (King, Monarch)
High Arachpriest
Arachnomancer
Spider Priest
Whip Spider
Spider Acolyte
Spiderling
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Well, give me your best evil plot pitch, and I'll decide based on that.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Undertale OST: 059 - Spider Dance - YouTube
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Wake me when the circus passes under
Wake me when the pirates stop the plunder
Fortune is unfortunately volatile
Trust me that the future's looking futile
Should we disguise this as a Rickroll or something?
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Ahhh yes, the spider rickroll.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Just look at my title. This is probably my best thing ive DONE, but not the best thing ive thought up.
My brother was looking for his FNaF doll, I saw it and told him to look at this chunky squirrel outside, he looked and I swiped it. I told him to go look in our room. When he did, I out it sitting up in the hall. When he turned around it looked it was following him. He started freaking out and ran outside. after he stopped hyperventilating I put at the storm door, so it looked like it was looking at him outside. he couldn't sleep for a week!
Back in black baby
Also Spider Queen, your title shouldn't be evoker, it should be PROvoker. Haha, get it? Provoker
Back in black baby
I must have that Arachpriest spot...
Back in black baby
I wanna join!!!!
I promote you to Spiderling.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Well, give me your best evil plot pitch, and I'll promote you based on that.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You are all now Spider Acloytes. Wear this title with pride!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I just saw this scheme. While I do congratulate you on coming up with this, remember this is all in good fun. I don't intend on anyone having nightmares.
I'll promote you to Arachnomancer. You can now start your own Spider Guild Forums (with consent from the Spider Queen or an Arachpriest.)
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Although I did have mischievous intent, I didn’t know at the time how much of a scaredy cat my brother is. He can’t take a shower alone so it wasn’t entirely my fault. I understandeth thou reasoning
Back in black baby
A game where there actually isn't a BBEG, it is just a giant shadow government run by the worlds biggest crime syndicate, and the players won't know this until they go to where the BBEG would be, if there was on, and the only way to bring it down is become one of their members and work their way to the top, to the boss, but, there actually isn't a boss, it is yet another shadow government, run by another crime syndicate that is actually the worlds' most powerful one. The players have to infiltrate that one the same way they did the previous one, by joining and making their way to the top. Of course, it is yet another shadow government, with yet another crime syndicate, but, at the top of this one, is a singular goblin locked in a vault with a bunch of walkie talkies. The way the goblin lived so long was because the vault lets whoever is in it live indefinitely as long as they are still within it, and it is impossible to kill the goblin if they don't get him out. The moment he gets out, however, he becomes dust, turns out, the goblin has lived for more than a thousand years. The players will then have the option to take the goblins' place, or let the syndicates crumble. But, turns out there was a second vault made. You can see where that is going, I hope.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
I LOVE this! I promote you to Arachnomancer!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I accept this promotion. Feel free to use this, anyone who sees this.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Would you like me to show you how to disguise something as a Rickroll?
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.