The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
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The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
*Hat tilts incredulously* "You're kidding me."
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
*Hat tilts incredulously* "You're kidding me."
“Do I look like a kid? An agent of mine has already scoped the location that the Jewels are held, the Bramblevault. All we need is to come up with a plan.” The Archfey shrugs. “But, hey. If you don’t think it’s worth it, I’ll not say another word.”
The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
*Hat tilts incredulously* "You're kidding me."
“Do I look like a kid? An agent of mine has already scoped the location that the Jewels are held, the Bramblevault. All we need is to come up with a plan.” The Archfey shrugs. “But, hey. If you don’t think it’s worth it, I’ll not say another word.”
"Well, it sounds pretty difficult, I'll need to ask my crew."
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
*Hat tilts incredulously* "You're kidding me."
“Do I look like a kid? An agent of mine has already scoped the location that the Jewels are held, the Bramblevault. All we need is to come up with a plan.” The Archfey shrugs. “But, hey. If you don’t think it’s worth it, I’ll not say another word.”
"Well, it sounds pretty difficult, I'll need to ask my crew."
The Archfey nods. “The Jewels are rumored to be brimming with magical power, supposedly stolen from Primordial Chaos itself. Not only would it be… quite the payoff, you’d also be cementing the guild’s name in history forever. Just… consider it.” Wrapping himself in his cloak, the Archfey disappears in a burst of wind.
The greed-clad Archfey whistles in the corner of the main room of the hideout, the humid night air drifting through the air lazily on his conjured wind. The tune is recognizable as “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. He leans back in his chair, his boots resting on a table. The room is otherwise completely empty of people.
"Ah, the archfae I wondered what happened to you."
His head doesn’t move, but his bright green eyes flick to you. “I’ve been on a vacation. Chult, if you can believe it. They’ve got the most wonderful curry there.” The whistling somehow doesn’t stop.
"I've got no time for vacation, I've got work."
“Everyone has time for vacation. It’s really just a matter of how important the work they do is.” The Archfey sits up, placing his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together. “This place seems to be largely abandoned. I can’t imagine your work being too important. So, I’d like to propose a course of action.”
"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
*Hat tilts incredulously* "You're kidding me."
“Do I look like a kid? An agent of mine has already scoped the location that the Jewels are held, the Bramblevault. All we need is to come up with a plan.” The Archfey shrugs. “But, hey. If you don’t think it’s worth it, I’ll not say another word.”
"Well, it sounds pretty difficult, I'll need to ask my crew."
The Archfey nods. “The Jewels are rumored to be brimming with magical power, supposedly stolen from Primordial Chaos itself. Not only would it be… quite the payoff, you’d also be cementing the guild’s name in history forever. Just… consider it.” Wrapping himself in his cloak, the Archfey disappears in a burst of wind.
"Lovely, that should sound great to my crew."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*this would go great with one of the new adventures from Keys from the golden vault.*
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Probably, let me read through some of the pages first.
So I've read through page 4, but I kinda don't have much time right now. Did anything big or important happen later that I might want to read? And if so, what post/page?
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Probably, let me read through some of the pages first.
So I've read through page 4, but I kinda don't have much time right now. Did anything big or important happen later that I might want to read? And if so, what post/page?
Not much, the cat talks.
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
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"It's the morning and a weekend, not many people want to be working. What do you propose?"
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The whistling suddenly stops as the Archfey’s voice drops to a low whisper. “I propose a heist. Probably the most difficult heist you’ve ever heard of: the Crown Jewels of the Queen of Air and Darkness herself, sovereign of the Gloaming Court of the Feywild.”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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*Hat tilts incredulously* "You're kidding me."
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Don't forget to love each other!
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“Do I look like a kid? An agent of mine has already scoped the location that the Jewels are held, the Bramblevault. All we need is to come up with a plan.” The Archfey shrugs. “But, hey. If you don’t think it’s worth it, I’ll not say another word.”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"Well, it sounds pretty difficult, I'll need to ask my crew."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The Archfey nods. “The Jewels are rumored to be brimming with magical power, supposedly stolen from Primordial Chaos itself. Not only would it be… quite the payoff, you’d also be cementing the guild’s name in history forever. Just… consider it.” Wrapping himself in his cloak, the Archfey disappears in a burst of wind.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"Lovely, that should sound great to my crew."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*this would go great with one of the new adventures from Keys from the golden vault.*
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Totally
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This looks fun
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It is fun, would you like to join?
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It is fun*
*just like with a D&D group, this is reliant on people being active.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Probably, let me read through some of the pages first.
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So I've read through page 4, but I kinda don't have much time right now. Did anything big or important happen later that I might want to read? And if so, what post/page?
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I’ll join
I want friends, come talk to me about stuff here. I am the weird hybrid Italian-Australian D&D guy/wannabe comedian.
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Skyrim vibes.
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What are your opinions on the Xanathar guild?
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Beholders are cool
I want friends, come talk to me about stuff here. I am the weird hybrid Italian-Australian D&D guy/wannabe comedian.
Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer for my custom title: The Adamantine Warrior, and The ruler of the Sky’s
Want some time to relax? Want a place to go on holidays? Want to join my eternal army… Come here! ——————> I think we can all agree that this is a good idea
Come and join the 20 Questions!
Not much, the cat talks.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
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Alright, I have nothing but open positions.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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