“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
"What do the deer teeth do?"
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“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
Ummm ima use Joshua Jonson, his abilities are very homebrew. Is that fine? I can send you some info if needed.
It's fine, no need to DM me
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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"What do the deer teeth do?"
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“They summon skeletal flesh eating deer. Fun, isn’t it?”
*Mind if I join*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Hmm, I'll think about it."
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I'm always looking for new members.
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A black kobold wearing this outfit,
enters the guild sign up area *whatever they’re called*
and says, “Y’all got room for another?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Alright!”
An exhausted human with gray hair in a patched green cloak steps up next to you. Meeting your gaze with tired eyes, he says, “..Who are you?”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
She looks at the tired man and says, “I am Black. The real question. Who are you?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Hawthorne. I owe my soul to a fey and he told me to go here. Why’re you here?”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"Just looking for some work."
MY INFO
"Don't get your hopes up."
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She looks dissappointed.
Ummm ima use Joshua Jonson, his abilities are very homebrew. Is that fine? I can send you some info if needed.
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
It's fine, no need to DM me
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The kingpin disappears into thin air
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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