Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
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Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The ferrets are not listening,for they are to busy arguing about who gets to eat first
"Uh, wait, guys, I brought three, you're not just gonna fight on who gets them all are you?"
The ferrets look up :"Three? forus?"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The halfling raises and eyebrow in confusion "What do you mean?"
"What? You can't see it?" Kinsley grins, "Well, for a small fee I can make it go away and stop haunting you. Maybe it's the reason you haven't been very lucky lately."
"... No. Im q u I t e fine" he said "Im small but not stupid"
"Fine, it was worth a shot."
"Fellow thief may I ask?" He said, putting his hands in his pockets
"No no no, I have ascended beyond just a thief. I am Now Kinsley Humbleflaw, lord of thieves, Ruler of the blossomed abyss, Demi god of white-lies, demon of black ones." They raise their hands n the praise god sort of way.
"And the god of the egotistical I can assume" he said
The halfling raises and eyebrow in confusion "What do you mean?"
"What? You can't see it?" Kinsley grins, "Well, for a small fee I can make it go away and stop haunting you. Maybe it's the reason you haven't been very lucky lately."
"... No. Im q u I t e fine" he said "Im small but not stupid"
"Fine, it was worth a shot."
"Fellow thief may I ask?" He said, putting his hands in his pockets
"No no no, I have ascended beyond just a thief. I am Now Kinsley Humbleflaw, lord of thieves, Ruler of the blossomed abyss, Demi god of white-lies, demon of black ones." They raise their hands n the praise god sort of way.
"And the god of the egotistical I can assume" he said
The ferrets are not listening,for they are to busy arguing about who gets to eat first
"Uh, wait, guys, I brought three, you're not just gonna fight on who gets them all are you?"
The ferrets look up :"Three? forus?"
"More like one for each."
" Yum! Yum! Yum! " The ferrets are now happy :D
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The halfling raises and eyebrow in confusion "What do you mean?"
"What? You can't see it?" Kinsley grins, "Well, for a small fee I can make it go away and stop haunting you. Maybe it's the reason you haven't been very lucky lately."
"... No. Im q u I t e fine" he said "Im small but not stupid"
"Fine, it was worth a shot."
"Fellow thief may I ask?" He said, putting his hands in his pockets
"No no no, I have ascended beyond just a thief. I am Now Kinsley Humbleflaw, lord of thieves, Ruler of the blossomed abyss, Demi god of white-lies, demon of black ones." They raise their hands n the praise god sort of way.
"And the god of the egotistical I can assume" he said
"Oh yes, that was a more recent addition."
"Hm" he says, messing with one of his lock pick tools
The ferrets are not listening,for they are to busy arguing about who gets to eat first
"Uh, wait, guys, I brought three, you're not just gonna fight on who gets them all are you?"
The ferrets look up :"Three? forus?"
"More like one for each."
" Yum! Yum! Yum! " The ferrets are now happy :D
Kinsley is happy their members are happy :D
The ferrets wait for fuds
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Let me just show you." Sarana takes out her cubic gate.
"... What the hells is that?"
"It's a cubic gate. It will let us teleport closer to where she is."
"... If this is some kind of ploy to kill me and take my soul..."
Sarana looks offended. "You really think I would have to trick you to take your soul?"
"... Its what many succubi would do...."
"Well, they suck, then. They probably serve demons."
"... Maybe. So... You swear this is safe?"
"As long as you don't do anything stupid."
"Alright... How does it work?"
"You just have to hold my hand."
She still seems slightly suspicious, but does so
Sarana taps one side of the cube twice, and they appear in a dark room.
"[1 GP]!!" She quickly casts a dancing lights
It's the underground room that your characters have been teleported to ten million times and I probably don't need to describe.
"What the hells??" Shes looking pretty jumpy at this point..
"Not the Hells. If you've been there, you'd know they look nothing like this."
"... Where is this? Its... Obviously another world with darkness...."
"You'll see. Follow me." Sarana begins walking into the tunnel.
She follows, in a position ready to cast if anything approaches
Eventually, they reach the room with the destroyed ceiling that I've also described ten million times.
She puts the dancing lights out, calming down a bit
Sarana flies through the non-existant ceiling, landing on the ground above. "Can you get out on your own, or do you need me to help you?"
"... I just started with magic... I cant fly..."
"It's okay. I can help you up."
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"Let me just show you." Sarana takes out her cubic gate.
"... What the hells is that?"
"It's a cubic gate. It will let us teleport closer to where she is."
"... If this is some kind of ploy to kill me and take my soul..."
Sarana looks offended. "You really think I would have to trick you to take your soul?"
"... Its what many succubi would do...."
"Well, they suck, then. They probably serve demons."
"... Maybe. So... You swear this is safe?"
"As long as you don't do anything stupid."
"Alright... How does it work?"
"You just have to hold my hand."
She still seems slightly suspicious, but does so
Sarana taps one side of the cube twice, and they appear in a dark room.
"[1 GP]!!" She quickly casts a dancing lights
It's the underground room that your characters have been teleported to ten million times and I probably don't need to describe.
"What the hells??" Shes looking pretty jumpy at this point..
"Not the Hells. If you've been there, you'd know they look nothing like this."
"... Where is this? Its... Obviously another world with darkness...."
"You'll see. Follow me." Sarana begins walking into the tunnel.
She follows, in a position ready to cast if anything approaches
Eventually, they reach the room with the destroyed ceiling that I've also described ten million times.
She puts the dancing lights out, calming down a bit
Sarana flies through the non-existant ceiling, landing on the ground above. "Can you get out on your own, or do you need me to help you?"
"... I just started with magic... I cant fly..."
"It's okay. I can help you up."
"Alright, then...."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Let me just show you." Sarana takes out her cubic gate.
"... What the hells is that?"
"It's a cubic gate. It will let us teleport closer to where she is."
"... If this is some kind of ploy to kill me and take my soul..."
Sarana looks offended. "You really think I would have to trick you to take your soul?"
"... Its what many succubi would do...."
"Well, they suck, then. They probably serve demons."
"... Maybe. So... You swear this is safe?"
"As long as you don't do anything stupid."
"Alright... How does it work?"
"You just have to hold my hand."
She still seems slightly suspicious, but does so
Sarana taps one side of the cube twice, and they appear in a dark room.
"[1 GP]!!" She quickly casts a dancing lights
It's the underground room that your characters have been teleported to ten million times and I probably don't need to describe.
"What the hells??" Shes looking pretty jumpy at this point..
"Not the Hells. If you've been there, you'd know they look nothing like this."
"... Where is this? Its... Obviously another world with darkness...."
"You'll see. Follow me." Sarana begins walking into the tunnel.
She follows, in a position ready to cast if anything approaches
Eventually, they reach the room with the destroyed ceiling that I've also described ten million times.
She puts the dancing lights out, calming down a bit
Sarana flies through the non-existant ceiling, landing on the ground above. "Can you get out on your own, or do you need me to help you?"
"... I just started with magic... I cant fly..."
"It's okay. I can help you up."
"Alright, then...."
Sarana leans down and holds out her hand.
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*BYE!*
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*Back*
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The ferrets look up :"Three? for us?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"More like one for each."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Who’s in the Tavern?*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"And the god of the egotistical I can assume" he said
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Kinsley, everyone's second favorite were-ferret OOC, and some people's least favorite person IC*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Oh yes, that was a more recent addition."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
" Yum! Yum! Yum! " The ferrets are now happy :D
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Kinsley is happy their members are happy :D
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Hm" he says, messing with one of his lock pick tools
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
The ferrets wait for fuds
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
O walks over to Kinsley. “There are more ferret-mortals.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"It's okay. I can help you up."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Alright, then...."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Hm?"
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Woah, explain. Also i knew that already. But please, continue."
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Tosses one to each
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Sarana leans down and holds out her hand.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.