[[ ik i seem like a chill person at first but then when you spend time with me I’m a weeb, gamer, and overall weirdo with weirder intentions, with no friends irl, the exception being my sisters and fav cousin]]
*i don't really know how to respond to this. i honestly don't care about most of that. also, if you even touch dnd platforms, most people identify you as a "weirdo "anyways.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ ik i seem like a chill person at first but then when you spend time with me I’m a weeb, gamer, and overall weirdo with weirder intentions, with no friends irl, the exception being my sisters and fav cousin]]
*i don't really know how to respond to this. i honestly don't care about most of that. also, if you even touch dnd platforms, most people identify you as a "weirdo "anyways.*
[[ do you have thoughts abt murdering people too or am I just chaotic evil-]]
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ ik i seem like a chill person at first but then when you spend time with me I’m a weeb, gamer, and overall weirdo with weirder intentions, with no friends irl, the exception being my sisters and fav cousin]]
*i don't really know how to respond to this. i honestly don't care about most of that. also, if you even touch dnd platforms, most people identify you as a "weirdo "anyways.*
[[ do you have thoughts abt murdering people too or am I just chaotic evil-]]
[[That’s it I just figured out my evil plan for getting into the guild]]
[[ ik i seem like a chill person at first but then when you spend time with me I’m a weeb, gamer, and overall weirdo with weirder intentions, with no friends irl, the exception being my sisters and fav cousin]]
*i don't really know how to respond to this. i honestly don't care about most of that. also, if you even touch dnd platforms, most people identify you as a "weirdo "anyways.*
[[ do you have thoughts abt murdering people too or am I just chaotic evil-]]
[[That’s it I just figured out my evil plan for getting into the guild]]
*murder? no! simply kidnapping them and committing tax fraud without breaking the law! lawful evil*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pats the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
[[ ik i seem like a chill person at first but then when you spend time with me I’m a weeb, gamer, and overall weirdo with weirder intentions, with no friends irl, the exception being my sisters and fav cousin]]
*i don't really know how to respond to this. i honestly don't care about most of that. also, if you even touch dnd platforms, most people identify you as a "weirdo "anyways.*
[[ do you have thoughts abt murdering people too or am I just chaotic evil-]]
[[That’s it I just figured out my evil plan for getting into the guild]]
*murder? no! simply kidnapping them and committing tax fraud without breaking the law! lawful evil*
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
A boy with eight eyes, six arms and two legs walks into the tavern. “Ursula?” [[ Araignée is here uvu ]]
"Araignee?"
*i'm just gonna go along with the Ursula know Araignee thing*
Araignée hears spider dance playing and just starts dancing in instead of walking and then hugs Ursula- [[he’s a black and gold huntsman spider. He’s also Australian .u.]]
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Araignée giggles and he pays the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
"best, and worst part 'bout this place. no damage. ever. SO NO COST. I COULD LACE THIS PLACE WITH EXPLOSIVES AND NO HARM WOULD BE DONE." she explained as she furiously threw the stone at the window. it bounced off, causing no harm or damage.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
"best, and worst part 'bout this place. no damage. ever. SO NO COST. I COULD LACE THIS PLACE WITH EXPLOSIVES AND NO HARM WOULD BE DONE." she explained as she furiously threw the stone at the window. it bounced off, causing no harm or damage.
He looked scared, and said in the softest voice possible, “Ursula, are you drunk?”
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
"best, and worst part 'bout this place. no damage. ever. SO NO COST. I COULD LACE THIS PLACE WITH EXPLOSIVES AND NO HARM WOULD BE DONE." she explained as she furiously threw the stone at the window. it bounced off, causing no harm or damage.
He looked scared, and said in the softest voice possible, “Ursula, are you drunk?”
"I HOPE NOT. BECAUSE IF THIS WASN'T THIS TAVERN SPECIFICALLY, IT WOULD BE ON FIRE. ALSO, I THINK THEY COATED THE BOTTOM OF THEIR CUPS WITH CYANIDE."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
"best, and worst part 'bout this place. no damage. ever. SO NO COST. I COULD LACE THIS PLACE WITH EXPLOSIVES AND NO HARM WOULD BE DONE." she explained as she furiously threw the stone at the window. it bounced off, causing no harm or damage.
He looked scared, and said in the softest voice possible, “Ursula, are you drunk?”
"I HOPE NOT. BECAUSE IF THIS WASN'T THIS TAVERN SPECIFICALLY, IT WOULD BE ON FIRE. ALSO, I THINK THEY COATED THE BOTTOM OF THEIR CUPS WITH CYANIDE."
Araignée sniffed one of the cups, “I think your nose is playing tricks of you then cuz I don’t smell any cyanide-“
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
"best, and worst part 'bout this place. no damage. ever. SO NO COST. I COULD LACE THIS PLACE WITH EXPLOSIVES AND NO HARM WOULD BE DONE." she explained as she furiously threw the stone at the window. it bounced off, causing no harm or damage.
He looked scared, and said in the softest voice possible, “Ursula, are you drunk?”
"I HOPE NOT. BECAUSE IF THIS WASN'T THIS TAVERN SPECIFICALLY, IT WOULD BE ON FIRE. ALSO, I THINK THEY COATED THE BOTTOM OF THEIR CUPS WITH CYANIDE."
Araignée sniffed one of the cups, “I think your nose is playing tricks of you then cuz I don’t smell any cyanide-“
"well, this has been a strange conversation. hey, wanna hear my impression of you in about 6 seconds?" Ursula started gagging and coughing uncontrollably, then stopped, backed up, and casted stinking cloud.
*make a dc 16 con save*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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*i don't really know how to respond to this. i honestly don't care about most of that. also, if you even touch dnd platforms, most people identify you as a "weirdo "anyways.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ do you have thoughts abt murdering people too or am I just chaotic evil-]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Ursula hugs them back, and Bolesh Sprints across the room to crawl up Araignee and sit on their head.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[That’s it I just figured out my evil plan for getting into the guild]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*murder? no! simply kidnapping them and committing tax fraud without breaking the law! lawful evil*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Araignée giggles and he pats the spider “Hello Bolesh!” [[imma set araignée as my profile picture gimme a min]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[Together we create neutral evil]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"what. took you so long?" Ursula said sarcastically, as if she actually planned this. "its been so long since i've seen you, i had nobody to tell passive agressive insults to!"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“An elf kidnapped me I had to bite him to get away but I was caught again and gagged so then I strangle him with my silk,” he looked like he started to cry, “I kIllEd SoMeOnE uRsUlA!! thEy dIed!” He started to have breakdown- “I’M a MurDererrRr”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"-well, don't. uhh. feel bad, they-(thinking really hard) uhhh- they kidnapped you first! yes, thats good. POINT URSULA." Ursula mumbled, forgetting that Araignee was very emotional about hurting people.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[my pfp is Araignée]]
He sniffed and looked at Ursula in horror, “he said he wanted to dissect me.”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"if you hadn't already killed him, he would be dead by sundown. i would make sure of that. Bolesh does enjoy elf flesh... anyways, WHO THE (1GP) WOULD WANT TO DISSECT YOU?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“APPARENTLY A WEIRD ELF WHO WANTS TO LEARN MY ANATOMY- IT’S THE SAME AS A HUMAN- e-expect the poison and silk glands-“
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"thats it, i'm going to punch something, perferably an elf. how would that elf feel if we ripped it open to 'learn it's anatomy?' okay, that was a bad example, it wouldn't feel anything. but something still deserves to be punched, or obliterated." she yelled as she touched one of the stones she keeps by her table, enchanting it with magic stone, ready to hit something.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“P-please don’t break anythinG- I don’t want to hafta pay for damages-“
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"best, and worst part 'bout this place. no damage. ever. SO NO COST. I COULD LACE THIS PLACE WITH EXPLOSIVES AND NO HARM WOULD BE DONE." she explained as she furiously threw the stone at the window. it bounced off, causing no harm or damage.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He looked scared, and said in the softest voice possible, “Ursula, are you drunk?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"I HOPE NOT. BECAUSE IF THIS WASN'T THIS TAVERN SPECIFICALLY, IT WOULD BE ON FIRE. ALSO, I THINK THEY COATED THE BOTTOM OF THEIR CUPS WITH CYANIDE."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Araignée sniffed one of the cups, “I think your nose is playing tricks of you then cuz I don’t smell any cyanide-“
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"well, this has been a strange conversation. hey, wanna hear my impression of you in about 6 seconds?" Ursula started gagging and coughing uncontrollably, then stopped, backed up, and casted stinking cloud.
*make a dc 16 con save*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.